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I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't

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Mistel

Banned
Carnby said:
I'm not mad at you, I'm nauseated by you. Participating in insest is disgusting.
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Not deigning that it is but my choices should have no impact on you, I can accept what I have done, why do you feel the need to press your feelings and moral standpoint on someone else?

Lol at uncle Ben in that summary.
 
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Nintendoga

Member
This thread is too much.

OP whatever you do, don't talk to your sister about this. It will end badly, trust me I was in a similar situation couple years ago.

Just try to be un-awkward as possible around her until you leave. By the time you come back to visit she probably won't have forgotten about it, but the tension and awkwardness will have faded away by then.

Godspeed Spiderman.
 
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supergiz

Member
Nintendoga said:
This thread is too much.

OP whatever you do, don't talk to your sister about this. It will end badly, trust me I was in a similar situation couple years ago.

Just try to be un-awkward as possible around her until you leave. By the time you come back to visit she probably won't have forgotten about it, but the tension and awkwardness will have faded away by then.

Godspeed Spiderman.
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Yeah I agree. You should have just straight out told her you were watching porn, feel weird about it and won't happen again.
 
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BladeoftheImmortal

Member
Nintendoga said:
This thread is too much.

OP whatever you do, don't talk to your sister about this. It will end badly, trust me I was in a similar situation couple years ago.

Just try to be un-awkward as possible around her until you leave. By the time you come back to visit she probably won't have forgotten about it, but the tension and awkwardness will have faded away by then.

Godspeed Spiderman.
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pleaee explain why it's bad to confront.
 
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Cow Mengde

Banned
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Oblivion

Fetishing muscular manly men in skintight hosery
I hope this thread ends better than that wife-sister threesome thread from a few weeks ago did.
 
Darkmakaimura

Darkmakaimura

Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
Everyone's hoping this story goes into near Breaking Bad quality of drama but my guess is sister knows but she's obviously even too embarrassed to mention it to mom and pop.
 
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Roflobear

Member
Stormtrooper said:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she was and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

I don't think it's that interesting really.
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Wilsongt

Member
Lionel Mandrake said:
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For those of you just joining us, well, for once this thread is essentially "what you see is what you get." Our OP EightBitNate was lounging around in his sister's room while she slept. For some reason he decided to watch porn on his tablet, and then realized he was blasting the products of raucous love-fucking right in his sister's face.... The sounds I mean. He was blasting the sounds in her face, having not plugged in his headphones as he had meant to.




He was of course in a panic, not knowing if she had slept through it, or if she knew that he was a perverted psycho who can only get off if a family member is in the room. To cover his tracks he decided to completely un-awkwardly leave an apology note.



Now Nate waits in anxious anticipation for the proverbial ax to drop. He and his sister have been avoiding each other for the past few days and the sexual tension is palpable.

That's essentially all there is to it at this point. So why is this thread already at 1,100 posts?

Well, it's all just been a bit of good, innocent fun, really. Well, as "innocent" as it can be involving incestuous overtones and nymphomaniac Spider-Man. But yes, this thread has exploded with various photoshops, references, and quips that all make for an entertaining read that I can't properly summarize. So you're encouraged to dive in for yourselves.

Now, will Nate ever confront his sister? Will his lie get him into the clear? What would Uncle Ben think about all of this?

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Let's find out.
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
 
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h#shdem0n

Member
One time at boarding school a teacher came into my room during study hall and I panicked and alt-tabbed even though the porn was already minimized. Naturally, I alt-tabbed to the porn.
 
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Christina Mackenzie

Member
h#shdem0n said:
One time at boarding school a teacher came into my room during study hall and I panicked and alt-tabbed even though the porn was already minimized. Naturally, I alt-tabbed to the porn.
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HAHA... I hate it when shit like that happens. Everything would have been fine if you'd just put your hands by your sides.
 
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Brannon

Member
EightBitNate said:
12:21AM

She rolled over to her nightstand, checked the time on her phone, then rolled back over.

Man, is tomorrow morning going to be awkward.

Currently trying the "I'm watching Netflix" plan. Does anyone know any shows with lots of sex noises?
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Goldeneye has a sex scene/trying to kill Bond scene that can be used, but it's too late for that suggestion now :p
 
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Lonewolf_92

Member
This is one of those threads you gotta savor. I agree with Tashbrooke though, anything new happen on this front, EightBitNate? Parents kick you out? Sister ask to sleep in your bed? :p
 
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kick51

Banned
doctorcdcs said:
Yes, I too would like some closure on this subject. What did your sister end up saying to you?
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what you are hoping for:

"o-oni chan~, i-i never knew...it is so wrong, b-but i can't help myself *blush*"

what probably happened:

"stay the fuck away from me, you sick fuck"

as it probably tends to go in the non-hentai universe
 
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EightBitNate

Member
Tashbrooke said:
OP, I've been patient, has anything happened?
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I almost forgot about this thread.

Things were awkward for like a week afterward, but I eventually got over it.

Since, then, my entire family has been making wise cracks about masturbation I think. I think they think I'm oblivious. My sister probably told my mom and then it spread to my other siblings like wild fire. I've never felt so shameful in my life.

I've since been extremely careful about how and where I jerk it. Learned a valuable life lesson.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

Member
EightBitNate said:
I almost forgot about this thread.

Things were awkward for like a week afterward, but I eventually got over it.

Since, then, my entire family has been making wise cracks about masturbation I think. I think they think I'm oblivious. My sister probably told my mom and then it spread to my other siblings like wild fire. I've never felt so shameful in my life.

I've since been extremely careful about how and where I jerk it. Learned a valuable life lesson.
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But I thought you weren't gonna jerk it in bed.

Stormtrooper said:
You missed my story then of my love triangle?
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I enjoyed it.
 
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DoktorEvil

Banned
EightBitNate said:
I almost forgot about this thread.

Things were awkward for like a week afterward, but I eventually got over it.

Since, then, my entire family has been making wise cracks about masturbation I think. I think they think I'm oblivious. My sister probably told my mom and then it spread to my other siblings like wild fire. I've never felt so shameful in my life.

I've since been extremely careful about how and where I jerk it. Learned a valuable life lesson.
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Spidey Sez:

Remember kids, when you want to shoot green waves, just do it in the privacy of your bedroom. Oh, and make sure your sister is not around.
 
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