I doubt this is something that's easy to forget, they will have to talk eventually.
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I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't
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Go_Ly_Dow
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dude, she probably doesn't even know.
sixteen-bit
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PJV3
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You're over thinking, resume normal behaviour( well maybe not fully).
You watched a porno, get over it.
You know its not that bad. I remember one time I left my door unlocked and was jerking it profusely. The way I was sitting everything was exposed. Mom walked in and saw everything. I moved right after.
Finaika
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Why don't you confront her and talk about it?
tensuke
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One time when I was 12 or 13 I decided to sleep naked cause I never did it before. My mom for some reason woke me up the next morning, I was bullish as usual (also I didn't want to get out of bed with her there) and she took off my covers and just kind of gasped and left the room. Never said anything about it after, it just kind of went away.
Dunedain_Ranger
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My moment was embarrassing also OP . I was seventeen my brother was eleven or twelve. I came home after a party ( blue balled of course ) maybe about midnight my brother was asleep so I threw some good ol fap worthy entertainment on (no headphones but muted ) Finished shut the tv off and went to bad only to hear my brother laughing his ass off. We still talk about today when embarrassing moments come into the conversation!!
your twelve year old brother watched you masturbate and you guys talk about it like it was embarrassing for you
my semi disagrees
Carnby
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This story makes me want to legit vomit.
Also, Stormtrooper is trying to hijack this thread by re-posting stories from a thread where no one cared about them.
Joke's on you!
i wonder if the sisters are deeply embarrassed by it these days.
goddamn that's gotta be awkward
this is one of those times where putting it off is only gonna make it more awkward.
not too difficult to say "sorry if you heard something the other night, I thought my headphones were plugged in"
and if she is still weird about it, hey, you said your piece. Keep it in perspective, you know you didn't mean anything and it's not like you guys did it.
Dunedain_Ranger
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I was 17 man spare me your lectures !!
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
I think you get too lucky with these twins/sisters stories.
are you two usually social?
You mean her sex stories thread that she made after this one?
I just wondered if people were curious, no need to angry about it. Plus I never said it was right or wrong and that it's not for everyone.
Maybe I've not seen them in a few years, I was too young to really grasp the full nature of it as I assume it's not something you exactly go blurting out all of a sudden. So I think it would be kept secret for a long time.
I'm more than a bit promiscuous really is the only thing I can say to that.
OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather
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exclusive footage of op's sister finding the thread
Spider Man is watching you masturbate?
But how do you go about it?
Hey I was watching a porno but I did totally not jerk off.
...really, I wasn't
Freaky Fred
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Stormtrooper posted them here first and it's because people wanted to hear them. Then made a new thread about them because it seemed more people were interested in them. I see no issue here
Extra Sauce
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I suspect she is wide awake, terrified and pretending to sleep.
Listen, your situation is a little awkward, but it doesn't have to be that bad. Your sister's room is now kind of your room now too. Where are you to get your jollies off if not in your room?(I would go with the bathroom is probably the best place) You got caught. It is a little awkward, but everybody wants to get off every now and then. Just confront your sis already and ask her if she was awake the other night or if you woke her up. When she says yes tell her you are sorry and that you wont do that again. The End.
Twilight Gap
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DoktorEvil
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WickedCobra03
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Like Vikki just said, basically just say that you were watching ans not physically doing anything, your bad and you will no do it anymore. End of story.
Otherwise though, this thread has been fantastic to watch over the last few days. We are barely 2 months into the year, and I would be okay with this taking thread of the year already! Sorry for your pain 8bit, but the hilarity of the additions of the other poster s was amazing!
Otherwise though, this thread has been fantastic to watch over the last few days. We are barely 2 months into the year, and I would be okay with this taking thread of the year already! Sorry for your pain 8bit, but the hilarity of the additions of the other poster s was amazing!
Sword Familiar
178% of NeoGAF posters don't understand statistics
The final twist is that she was masturbating too.
Carnby
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I'm not mad at you, I'm nauseated by you. Participating in insest is disgusting.
Rimon-hanit
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O.k honestly you're making a huge deal out of nothing, yeah it's super weird that you watched porn while your little sister in the room but it's in the past and i'm guessing you're not going to repeat the same mistake, just ignore it and move on.
Holier than thou attitude by the textbook.
rocketskates
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Some families would consider this spending quality time together.
How old is your sister OP? What's the age difference? I honestly think talking to her would be better than ignoring it for the rest of your lives. It's not going to necessarily become a smaller issue as she gets older (though it might). As it stands now, she thinks you were masturbating with no concern for her being in the room OR hearing you do it. Maybe letting her know it was a huge accident, you were not going to do anything (even if that's a lie), and you had no idea she could hear the videos, well, that might let her realize you're not a huge weird asshole. Or a massive perv. Also, it'll show her you're embarrassed and maybe humanize you a bit since you admit you already don't have that close of a relationship.
You're in a 20 page thread about a dude watching porn and maybe jacking it in a room with his teenaged sister listening. Save the self-righteousness for another day.
Sorry about the dp.
This is what OP should say to his sister.
rocketskates
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To be fair, the sister is 18, "teenaged" is technically correct but may be giving off the wrong impression.
DoktorEvil
Banned
She's 18? I don't recall seeing that detail anywhere.
Shit, EightBit, just get it off your chest and talk to her. Tell her " It won't happen again. I'm sorry for doing it." She has most likely talked with her friends about more offensive stuff that about hearing moaning coming from your bed.
Ah, thank you. I've been wondering this whole time and must have missed that. I still think talking to her is better and it's only easier if he's not having this discussion with a 13 y/o.
Hmm, EightBit, you around? Now I feel like I might be making this detail up but I swear I read it when perusing the thread yesterday.
Edit:
Here we go, though I still think I remember him specifing an age but still, this narrows it down enough
You Are Viewtiful
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I was abstaining from GAF for about a month to reassess what role it has in my life. I come back to read this thread LMAO. Thank you GAF and OP :lol don't know how I lived without you guys.
Lionel Mandrake
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For those of you just joining us, well, for once this thread is essentially "what you see is what you get." Our OP EightBitNate was lounging around in his sister's room while she slept. For some reason he decided to watch porn on his tablet, and then realized he was blasting the products of raucous love-fucking right in his sister's face.... The sounds I mean. He was blasting the sounds in her face, having not plugged in his headphones as he had meant to.
He was of course in a panic, not knowing if she had slept through it, or if she knew that he was a perverted psycho who can only get off if a family member is in the room. To cover his tracks he decided to completely un-awkwardly leave an apology note.
Now Nate waits in anxious anticipation for the proverbial ax to drop. He and his sister have been avoiding each other for the past few days and the sexual tension is palpable.
That's essentially all there is to it at this point. So why is this thread already at 1,100 posts?
Well, it's all just been a bit of good, innocent fun, really. Well, as "innocent" as it can be involving incestuous overtones and nymphomaniac Spider-Man. But yes, this thread has exploded with various photoshops, references, and quips that all make for an entertaining read that I can't properly summarize. So you're encouraged to dive in for yourselves.
Now, will Nate ever confront his sister? Will his lie get him into the clear? What would Uncle Ben think about all of this?
Let's find out.
Almost got through without so much as a chuckle then that line.
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