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[German Hops]

This is the main reason why you see guys claiming they have 7-7.5 inches when the opportunity arises.

If a guy was to say he had 8 inches, people would call him out on it. Saying 7 inches is smarter because it's big, but still believable, unlike 8+ inch.

Only 5% of men in America have above 7 inches, yet somehow on the threads, every guy is claiming 7-7.5 inches.

 

[teezzy]

I'm a solid 6"

No shame in my game.

 

[TaySan]

I don't think most men are really aware of their actual size. Never measured myself because i think that's silly and insecure.

 

[nush]

On GAF we all have ten inches though. It's a required regulation length for membership.

 

[haxan7]

I don't think most men are really aware of their actual size. Never measured myself because i think that's silly and insecure.

Taysan has a fat 7 incher confirmed

 

[Mr Nash]

Look, OP, if you have a problem with Cunth, just call him out like a gentleman.

 

[Rentahamster]

*prepping DMs*

 

[Arkam]

 

[triplestation]

mines only 12 inches but i know how to use it

 

[Kagey K]

This is the main reason why you see guys claiming they have 7-7.5 inches when the opportunity arises.

If a guy was to say he had 8 inches, people would call him out on it. Saying 7 inches is smarter because it's big, but still believable, unlike 8+ inch.

Only 5% of men in America have above 7 inches, yet somehow on the threads, every guy is claiming 7-7.5 inches.

The trick is you need to undersell it. That way they aren’t dissapointed later.

Be like I hope you like gerkins, and then when they see the full sized dill, they be all “wow”

 

[German Hops]

The trick is you need to undersell it. That way they aren’t dissapointed later.

Be like I hope you like gerkins, and then when they see the full sized dill, they be all “wow”

Pure genius

 

[Cunth]

It’s not the size of the dick, it’s the depth of the vag

The trick is you need to undersell it. That way they aren’t dissapointed later.

Be like I hope you like gerkins, and then when they see the full sized dill, they be all “wow”

i oversell and when they see it and are disappointed it’s too late lol!

 

[Kagey K]

It’s not the size of the dick, it’s the depth lf

i oversell and when they see it and are disappointed it’s too late lol!

I guess that works too.

 

[King of Foxes]

I thought this thread was going to be about people who make up bullshit personas for years online.

Like enzom, remember him? The "black" poster who spent years on gaf & reset implying everyone wanted to call him a nigger and then kiwifarms found old posts of his, pre angry black man where he posted i think a tech video he made and he had very pale obviously white hands....

Then he stopped posting all together.

He was a good friend

 

[Kagey K]

I thought this thread was going to be about people who make up bullshit personas for years online.

Like enzom, remember him? The "black" poster who spent years on gaf & reset implying everyone wanted to call him a nigger and then kiwifarms found old posts of his, pre angry black man where he posted i think a tech video he made and he had very pale obviously white hands....

Then he stopped posting all together.

He was a good friend

That probably still applies, even if the OP didn’t make it so.

 

[haxan7]

I thought this thread was going to be about people who make up bullshit personas for years online.

Like enzom, remember him? The "black" poster who spent years on gaf & reset implying everyone wanted to call him a nigger and then kiwifarms found old posts of his, pre angry black man where he posted i think a tech video he made and he had very pale obviously white hands....

Then he stopped posting all together.

He was a good friend

there are people who catfished gaf? interesting...

 

[Grinchy]

I really am 7 inches and I don't care who believes it. It's not something I'd even have mentioned, but here we are in this thread, making me think about my reasonably large pecker.

 

[HarryKS]

What's the point of it if you're a manlet?

 

[King of Foxes]

I really am 7 inches and I don't care who believes it. It's not something I'd even have mentioned, but here we are in this thread, making me think about my reasonably large pecker.

dm me proof and i will confirm in this thread, if confirmed i will start a grass roots movement here to have you get the tag 7 inches confirmed

 

[Coolwhhip]

ok

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

I'm hung like a Tic-Tac. Oh yeaah.

 

[Grinchy]

dm me proof and i will confirm in this thread, if confirmed i will start a grass roots movement here to have you get the tag 7 inches confirmed

Oh I would, but my girlfriend is a model from Asia (hence why you wouldn't know her) and she told me she wouldn't be ok with that.

 

[German Hops]

Oh I would, but my girlfriend is a model from Asia (hence why you wouldn't know her) and she told me she wouldn't be ok with that.

How many more things are you gonna brag about? A 7-incher and now this?

 

[King of Foxes]

Oh I would, but my girlfriend is a model from Asia (hence why you wouldn't know her) and she told me she wouldn't be ok with that.

thanks for ruining my chance to earn the tag "penis inspector"

 

[nush]

there are people who catfished gaf? interesting...

Someone took the great GAF exodus as an opportunity to catfish Earthbound64.

 

[Night.Ninja]

Dick threads always remind me of this video lol

 

[King of Foxes]

Dick threads always remind me of this video lol

that second guys misplaced tooth made that unwatchable

 

[LordPezix]

 

[M1chl]

The trick is you need to undersell it. That way they aren’t dissapointed later.

Be like I hope you like gerkins, and then when they see the full sized dill, they be all “wow”

Exactly, but that obviously does not work with general public...

 

[Richard Packer]

I thought this thread was going to be about people who make up bullshit personas for years online.

I thought this thread was going to be about Papa to be honest.

 

[ScarletSpider]

.

 

[Night.Ninja]

that second guys misplaced tooth made that unwatchable

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

This is the perfect thread for some light Sunday morning reading

 

[quickwhips]

What does size matter as long as she can’t fit it all in her mouth? If she can she is probably a whore and your dick still isn’t small...

 

[mekes]

I don't think most men are really aware of their actual size. Never measured myself because i think that's silly and insecure.

The fact that you equate measuring your penis with insecurity, that means you have a micro penis

 

[SpartanN92]

Mine is 8 inches...around

I don't think most men are really aware of their actual size. Never measured myself because i think that's silly and insecure.

I never measured my length because I couldn’t find a tape measure long enough.

 

[SpartanN92]

The fact that you equate measuring your penis with insecurity, that means you have a micro penis

The anime avatar told me that right off the bat.

 

[Tesseract]

no complaints

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

A girl once told me I'm hung like a butterfly

 

[kingbean]

5 3/4 and I don't give a fuck.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[German Hops]

no complaints

That's because everything's bigger in Texas

 

[Can't decide]

Aww shit, I misread Gaf's terms of membership, I thought it required a 1.2" penis, not 12".

 

[Ememee]

I thought this was about cell phone screen sizes for a good minute

 

[nush]

A girl once told me I'm hung like a butterfly

But do you sting like a bee?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

But do you sting like a bee?

I always strive for maximum effort.

 

[Keihart]

i'm reading some very small numbers...

 

[synchronicity]

Well, I will admit that I'm a grower and not a shower, but I grow real nice.

 

[Petey-o]

I'm easily 7-7.5



















we talking cm?

 

[Tesseract]

That's because everything's bigger in Texas