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[Slings and Arrows]

you're quitting the internet. welcome to the club

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I hate this cock teasing.

 

[borborygmus]

It's gonna be MiyazakiHatesKojima merch.

 

[Rentahamster]

I just GOT ITT, so apparently it IS an option!

 

[JORMBO]

Death Stranding 2?

 

[MrS]

you're quitting the internet. welcome to the club

I give it 2 months, maximum.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I give it 2 months, maximum.

for which one of us

 

[GamingKaiju]

you're quitting the internet. welcome to the club

Nobody can leave the internet

We're all addicted to it.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I hate this cock

FIFY

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I hope OP doesn't leave GAF again.
Occasionally, his shitposts are funny.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

We need a countdown timer in this thread.

 

[darrylgorn]

Not one of you thought to guess he was going cisgender.

 

[TrainedRage]

When is the operation?

 

[MaestroMike]

Kojima finally proposed ?? Congratz brother

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

When is the operation?

Lobotomies are illegal

 

[GeorgPrime]

MiyazakiHatesKojima so what is it?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

MiyazakiHatesKojima so what is it?

I will announce in 6 hours time.

 

[jufonuk]

Your news is you prefer Nintendo now.

 

[Grinchy]

I already know what it is.

You were the one who put in all the fake votes for Biden.

 

[GeorgPrime]

I will announce in 6 hours time.

but here izs already 11.59 PM

 

[John Day]

My expectations are so low, yet so high. Do not dissapoont bro!

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

but here izs already 11.59 PM

EST!!!

 

[Papa]

Your news is you prefer Nintendo now.

Yikes do you really wanna die on this hill shitlord

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Yikes do you really wanna die on this hill shitlord

O-N-E uses that term occasionally.

 

[quickwhips]

teezzy gets a new roommate friend but this time he is a stoner who post on gaf. Can't wait to the new odd couple youtube series both would make.

 

[Papa]

teezzy gets a new roommate friend but this time he is a stoner who post on gaf. Can't wait to the new odd couple youtube series both would make.

God I wanna see this.

Teez opens the kitchen cupboard and hundreds of tins of tuna fall out onto his head. MHK sees it and yells out CUNTH GET ITT!!

 

[jufonuk]

I will announce in 6 hours time.

I’m about to exit 2020 so let those in the future know.

Yikes do you really wanna die on this hill shitlord

bring it on bitch. I will rearrange your living room and then all the times on your house clocks. Tell all Jehovah’s Witness and Mormons to come visit you.

 

[Papa]

I’m about to exit 2020 so let those in the future know.

bring it on bitch. I will rearrange your living room and then all the times on your house clocks. Tell all Jehovah’s Witness and Mormons to come visit you.

Hmmm maybe one of the Mormons will be MHK

 

[jufonuk]

Hmmm maybe one of the Mormons will be MHK

 

[jufonuk]

Happy new year GAF

 

[O-N-E]

Wait, your announcement is that you're a shitlord?

Bruh, we already knew.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Pregaming for the disappointment

 

[jufonuk]

Wait, your announcement is that you're a shitlord?

Bruh, we already knew.

this might be NSFW

 

[Papa]

Pregaming for the disappointment

Uhhhh why are you race mixing the olives?

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Uhhhh why are you race mixing the olives?

#AllOlivesMatter

 

[ManofOne]

If you say you’re a secret REEE.

 

[Papa]

#AllOlivesMatter

That your new name mate?

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

That your new name mate?

Nope, That's not my name

 

[nush]

Pregaming for the disappointment

What the fuck is with the Shreddies on that platter?

 

[Papa]

What the fuck is with the Shreddies on that platter?

poverty crackers

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

What the fuck is with the Shreddies on that platter?

That's roasted tomato and olive oil Triscuuts you pleeb

 

[xTowerOFpower]

Congratulations in advance.

 

[nush]

That's roasted tomato and olive oil Triscuuts you pleeb

"Hey Franco we run outta the Triscuuts, whatta we gonna do?"
"Relax Marco, just get some of that old breakfast cereal we got in da back. Spray a bit of olive oil on it and they'll never know"
"Genius Franco, genius. Cant wait to see one of those millennials instagram their food with this!

Spoiler: Fuckin Shreddies mate.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

"Hey Franco we run outta the Triscuuts, whatta we gonna do?"
"Relax Marco, just get some of that old breakfast cereal we got in da back. Spray a bit of olive oil on it and they'll never know"
"Genius Franco, genius. Cant wait to see one of those millennials instagram their food with this!

Spoiler: Fuckin Shreddies mate.

Sorry. I'm from America. I have no idea what this shit is.

 

[ManofOne]

"Hey Franco we run outta the Triscuuts, whatta we gonna do?"
"Relax Marco, just get some of that old breakfast cereal we got in da back. Spray a bit of olive oil on it and they'll never know"
"Genius Franco, genius. Cant wait to see one of those millennials instagram their food with this!

Spoiler: Fuckin Shreddies mate.

I just fucking spat out my juice while reading this. Well done

 

[Papa]

Sorry. I'm from America. I have no idea what this shit is.

Breakfast cereal for old people with digestive issues

 

[nush]

Sorry. I'm from America. I have no idea what this shit is.

That's why I included a picture for our international audience. No wonder you got fooled by Shreddies Triscuuts.

It gets even better, they are actually called Triscuits. They are not even Italian or European but American. There you are with your "Sophisticated" fake-out Euro platter like a boss.

Americans...

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

That's why I included a picture for our international audience. No wonder you got fooled by Shreddies Triscuuts.

It gets even better, they are actually called Triscuits. They are not even Italian or European but American. There you are with your "Sophisticated" fake-out Euro platter like a boss.

Americans...

Go eat your Pot Noodle

 

[nush]

Go eat your Pot Noodle

I'm already full mate,

 

[Papa]

I'm already full mate,

is that a corgi? QUEENIE???