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[Goalus]

Haha. Lulu rules.

She absolutely knows how to put console warriors in their place.

Unionbusting and shitposting chief officer at Blizzard

You mad, bro?
(rhetorical, no answer required)

 

[SEGAvangelist]

Anyone else worried for this guy?

 

[Pagusas]

so, how long till WOW2 comes out?

 

[SEGAvangelist]

so, how long till WOW2 comes out?

Same day Minecraft 2 comes out.

 

[VideoGameEnjoyer]

Anyone else worried for this guy?

I think that's just one of several Gaf users who track Phil's every movement. Props to this one for going above and beyond for the bird's eye view though.

 

[FoxMcChief]

so, how long till WOW2 comes out?

Rumor is that the beta could release as soon as next week. I’m starting that rumor.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

If you want to know why Apple is the company it is - Jony Ive is known as the creator of Apple watch, also the owner of Patek Philippe Nautilus 5711, probably the most coveted mechanical watch on the planet.

 

[Pagusas]

Rumor is that the beta could release as soon as next week. I’m starting that rumor.

I'm confirming that I've now heard that rumor you started and feel its credible.

 

[mansoor1980]

Anyone else worried for this guy?

looks like aaron greenberg

 

[SEGAvangelist]

looks like aaron greenberg

No way. This dude has more hair.

 

[SJRB]

Unionbusting and shitposting chief officer at Blizzard

Hot AND unionbusting??

 

[clarky]

Just need a snap with Axl Rose and we are feature complete.

 

[Krappadizzle]

 

[SEGAvangelist]

Hot AND unionbusting??

I can't help but look at that image and see an AI creation of a young Alyssa Milano based on current images.

 

[Fart Knight]

 

[mansoor1980]

earlier pic

 

[Banjo64]

Same people that coom over those 2 probably coom when they see something as beautiful as a fleshlight

 

[Unknown?]

Bet that felt like seeing the grim reaper.

 

[Gudji]

Anyone else worried for this guy?

I think Ass of Can Whooping is going too far.

 

[Kilau]

Unionbusting and shitposting chief officer at Blizzard

 

[MarkMe2525]

here's a quick guess, She loves Marvel and Harry Potter, hate's Dave Chapelles comedy but finds Amy Schumer hilarious, has Funko pops all over her desk and loves to be "one of the lads" and joins them at strip clubs and sports bars, even though she attends feminist meetings and shouts "all men are bad". She is Painfully "sex positive" maybe even has an onlyfans or webcam account, she obviously loves dungeons and dragons and would play settlers of Catan over going out for a healthy walk and actually getting fresh air.

did i miss anything?

This says a heck of a lot more about you than her hair says about her.

 

[SmokedMeat]

Lulu needs some Smoked meat.

I’ll straighten her out.

 

[The Pleasure]

Oh god that lickitung looks awful.

 

[havoc00]

 

[X-Wing]

They seem thrilled to have him around.

 

[StueyDuck]

This says a heck of a lot more about you than her hair says about her.

that i've actually been outside and have met real life people?

 

[tommib]

Less carbs, Phil.

 

[ManaByte]

Activision’s monitization people have run Blizzard for the past decade.

 

[BootsLoader]

He looks like the uncle you don’t want to meet at the BBQ.

 

[Negotiator101]

Hopefully when he's there he finds the COD Gamepass switch.

 

[Banjo64]

 

[DragonNCM]

Good Phil...now resurrect Starcraft: ghost !!!

 

[IDKFA]

Good for them.

Get all those IPs and release all the games on consoles, PC and mobile. I want to play StarCraft on my Switch 2, WoW on my Xbox and PlayStation and Warcraft on my phone.

 

[Esppiral]

Phil ate Phil

 

[Red5]

Man all I want from Blizzard is a 2d pixel art Starcraft 3, probably running on the same engine as StarCraft Remake and fix WC3 Reforged, you probably need like 5-10% of Blizzard manpower and Budget for that.

 

[Arcadialane]

when are they gonna fire this guy!?

 

[Bry0]

I find it funny that these people still don't know that dyeing your hair doesn't count as an alternative for having a personality. You'd think they would at least entertain the idea of "hey the head of Xbox at MS is coming, maybe i shouldn't dress up like an actual clown on camera when we chat" would be a thought that goes through ones head.

here's a quick guess, She loves Marvel and Harry Potter, hate's Dave Chapelles comedy but finds Amy Schumer hilarious, has Funko pops all over her desk and loves to be "one of the lads" and joins them at strip clubs and sports bars, even though she attends feminist meetings and shouts "all men are bad". She is Painfully "sex positive" maybe even has an onlyfans or webcam account, she obviously loves dungeons and dragons and would play settlers of Catan over going out for a healthy walk and actually getting fresh air.

did i miss anything?

 

[thismeinteil]

Quick, get that man another award!

 

[ChuckeRearmed]

Give me Starcraft Ghosts.

 

[ReBurn]

Probably there to turn battle.net accounts into game pass accounts and blow up heads by announcing another 25 million game pass subscriptions.

 

[Bry0]

I do hope for the best from blizzard after the acquisition, activision did seem heavy handed, but my expectations are low. Diablo 4 should’ve been a layup but so many of the design decisions simply didn’t make any sense, as of the designers were only vaguely familiar with WHY people liked the series. It’s like if they put energy shields into COD. Who asked for this?

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Maybe I'll go say hi. Blizzard is like 10 minutes from me.

 

[StereoVsn]

Alright Phil, make StarCraft Grand Strategy game happen and all is forgiven!

 

[StereoVsn]

I'm confirming that I've now heard that rumor you started and feel its credible.

I am writing the rumor to Kotaku right now!

 

[Dr. Wilkinson]

Of course that scumbag Lulu is there, they fit together nicely

Well that’s just literally what every single company says to avoid their employees unionizing. It’s not an exclusive thing to Activision.

 

[kiphalfton]

Looks like he's gone on an eating binge since I last saw him.

 

[ReBurn]

Looks like he's gone on an eating binge since I last saw him.

The party after the acquisition had some really good tacos

 

[Barakov]

We talking about the wrong pic.

You can see the crazy in their eyes.

 

[Daniel_Mallorca1985]

FTC v. Microsoft

 

[devilNprada]

StarCraft on my Switch 2

This.....
Also put out Age of Empires on it.. I don't even care 1 or 2!