John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Then shave it all off like I did and be free.
Be aerodynamic like Kojak, Mark Messier & Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Be aerodynamic like Kojak, Mark Messier & Stone Cold Steve Austin.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
You seem to be stuck in this shitty mindset.
I see flashes of joy here and there from your posts.
I didn't give you Gaf Gold just so you could kill yourself you sonnafabitch get yer shit together you are loved here.
Quasicat
Member
I am so amazed by some of our modern conveniences. Not just the internet and pocket computing devices, but the idea of running water truly amazed me. Some nights, after everyone is in bed, I sit in my living room thinking about how incredible it is that I have water and plumbing that does the dishes, laundry, and removes waste while I’m sitting there doing nothing.
Truly amazing times we live in!
Truly amazing times we live in!
Punished Miku
Human Rights Subscription Service
Plumbing is basically one of the biggest inventions of all time. When I think of the largest shit I've ever taken, and then think about how many people there are the world taking shits just as big (some multiple times a day), it's just a miracle that we're not all walking in shit all around us non-stop. It's got to just be mountains and mountains of it every day. I'm shocked we don't have to send it out into deep space.
dr_octagon
Banned
You can call someone, your voice is turned into signal transmitted across wires, radios and picked up by the other phone immediately. It's genuinely amazing.
The utilities and infrastructure behind modern life is incredible, we always take it for granted. Clean running water is not a luxury everyone in the world has.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Jesus you guys are either smoking a lot of weed or doing shrooms 
But I do agree with what all yer sayin'
But I do agree with what all yer sayin'
dr_octagon
Banned
I already did shave it off, like ten years ago. I started receding at a young age. As soon as it started, I got rid of it all and beat it at it's own game.
I just miss having hair sometimes.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
But... You're also right you know?
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
If I were you I would buy a bunch of different wigs (Rasta, Platinum Blonde, mohawk, Afro from the 70's etc...) and just treat myself once in a while
I find this happens more often with drivers. It really infuriates me how stupid some people are when it comes to driving. How they passed their exam is beyond me. I can only assume they were 'servicing' the examiner at the time.
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
Sitting here stuffed from July 4th BBQ, catching up on Ms Marvel, jamming in my head to the banging Bollywood or whatever it is soundtrack, and realized: both the Indians and us Americans fought off the British Empire, and our songs about it are all upbeat and happy.
Why haven't we teamed up as countries yet? Like the Batman and Robin of nations. Then just beat up Russia or something.
Edit: yes I know she's Pakistani
Why haven't we teamed up as countries yet? Like the Batman and Robin of nations. Then just beat up Russia or something.
Edit: yes I know she's Pakistani
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dr_octagon
Banned
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
dr_octagon
Banned
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
When I finish in the top 3 in Mario Kart 8 Online around 3 AM I imagine a bunch of mothers in Brazil and London leaving their 6 year olds to the Switch babysitter as they smoke weed and make sweet love to their lovers.
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
I pretty much only like cheesecake, banana pudding, and pumpkin pie. Know the feeling.
dr_octagon
Banned
You love those dentists.
Where do words come from? Like, I know what they're made up of - letters, which, in turn, are just a combination of lines and curves - but like where do they actually come from? Who baked the first loaf of bread and decided to call it bread in the first place? Who decided Earth should be called Earth? Which man looked down at his junk and said 'Well, damn, that looks like a great...um...cock(?) to me!"
The language of the world confuses me.
The language of the world confuses me.
Zeroing
Banned
Someone opened a history book, realised that Greeks discussed a thing called 3rd sex, then google it and realised some animals also had it and went full twitter personal opinions on it.
The 3rd sex was hermaphrodite and I am not taking about gender. Also Androgyny is a thing discussed by Ancient Greeks.
Problem is everyone taking it out of context and putting into a society that is very individualistic and filled with personal opinions.
Why all of the sudden gender is the big topic in American culture? Because in the recent decades they stopped believing in science.
dr_octagon
Banned
you're awesome, if I was half the poster you were I would just be called Kev
dr_octagon
Banned
GeekyDad
Member
Strongly disagree.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
dr_octagon
Banned
Flank.
CrankyJay™
Member
I’m ready for a 4 day work week.
DonJorginho
Banned
I was told off by my co worker/line manager ish person who said it may look bad on me wearing an airpod whilst at work, but this cunt has the audacity to blast her music through her phone on the table everyday so I can't even listen to mine quietly through the phone.
It wouldn't bother me entirely if it was good music but it's fucking vocaloid music and japanese metal......
It wouldn't bother me entirely if it was good music but it's fucking vocaloid music and japanese metal......
dr_octagon
Banned
Tell her it's a hearing aid and she'll get reported to HR for discrimination.
