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[Maiden Voyage]

Sex is fine, but a properly dispensed blowjob can and will take you to heaven.

Too bad most girls, or at least those that I have been with, are pretty vanilla when it comes to it.

Time to switch it up.

 

[Celcius]

I have a dentist appointment in the morning. It’s just a regular cleaning and not a big deal, but I always hate having to go. Oh well, at least it’s almost over.

 

[Celcius]

One more random thought: what would happen if you went into a police station and yelled that you were there to turn yourself in, and then when they asked for what, you said for being too handsome?

 

[badblue]

Part of me thinks that I should use my $500 "x-mas cheer" check for responsible things, like paying down my debt a bit or buying grocery's. Another part of me thinks that the local computer store currently has a bunch of 3060's that would replace my dying 1080 quite nicely.

 

[GeekyDad]

I still think it's wild that light can act sort of like a pipe wrench, causing so much pressure to be applied to your eye lenses in order to focus. (Glasses/contacts)

 

[BadBurger]

I was backed up for a while but just unleashed hell. I feel like a new man. More cunning, more powerful.

 

[GeekyDad]

I was backed up for a while but just unleashed hell. I feel like a new man. More cunning, more powerful.

Chickpeas?

 

[nightmare-slain]

it's not a lot but i got paid a bit extra in my wages this week than i expected. worked out about £25 extra (after tax). not sure why i got it but i'm not going to say anything lol.

in addition to that i went shopping today and didn't spend as much as i usually do. usually i set a budget of £60 but i only spent £32. so that £25 covered 78% of it and i'm only out of pocket £7! saved myself £52 so i feel fucking rich and don't know what to spend it on lol.

 

[GeekyDad]

it's not a lot but i got paid a bit extra in my wages this week than i expected. worked out about £25 extra (after tax). not sure why i got it but i'm not going to say anything lol.

in addition to that i went shopping today and didn't spend as much as i usually do. usually i set a budget of £60 but i only spent £32. so that £25 covered 78% of it and i'm only out of pocket £7! saved myself £52 so i feel fucking rich and don't know what to spend it on lol.

Did you work Thanksgiving?

Wait, nvm. Sorry.

 

[GeekyDad]

So, in YOUR opinion, was The Prestige a complex way of expressing the old childhood tale of "don't look behind the curtain," or "a magician never reveals his secrets"? Basically, a warning to children why they should never ask about certain things because they might not like the answer. Alice in Wonderland and all that jazz?

 

[badblue]

Part of me thinks that I should use my $500 "x-mas cheer" check for responsible things, like paying down my debt a bit or buying grocery's. Another part of me thinks that the local computer store currently has a bunch of 3060's that would replace my dying 1080 quite nicely.

My credit card has points.... enough point that I can make a $500 payment with them.

 

[sono]

Why do some guys wear cargo shorts out shopping in town when the temperature is close to freezing. Do they think the world want to see their calves so bad

 

[GeekyDad]

Why do some guys wear cargo shorts out shopping in town when the temperature is close to freezing. Do they think the world want to see their calves so bad

You must also live in the South.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My credit card has points.... enough point that I can make a $500 payment with them.

Someday, these babies are going to help me & the wife get to Japan first class.

You must also live in the South.

I love in the north and it is more common than you think. It's mostly largely overweight dudes. They've got the insulation to handle it.

 

[BadBurger]

You must also live in the South.

You'd see dudes in cargo shorts and a hoodie right up until about mid January in my Southern hometown.

 

[nightmare-slain]

here (scotland) it is cold 99% of the time and no matter the weather i always see cunts out in shorts. saw a few people recently out shopping wearing shorts. not necessarily cargo shorts but normal ? short. kinda like football (soccer) shorts.

our weather right now...there is snow and it's currently -4C. the last couple days it's been -10C.

i don't know why the fuck people are cutting about in shorts in this bloody weather. i'm a fat cunt so if anyone is going to be bouncing about in shorts it's me and there's no fucking way i'm wearing shorts out there!

the only logical reason i can think of is that maybe they were at football or the gym and need to cool down but even then cmon to fuck man it's baltic. other than that... maybe they are just morons and want to look hard. oh look at me! it's snowing! there's fucking penguins and polar bears knocking about out there but me? i'm mental and just wearing shorts! off ma head!

put some fucking trousers on ya fruit cake.

/rant

 

[John Marston]

So, in YOUR opinion, was The Prestige a complex way of expressing the old childhood tale of "don't look behind the curtain," or "a magician never reveals his secrets"? Basically, a warning to children why they should never ask about certain things because they might not like the answer. Alice in Wonderland and all that jazz?

What I remember is NEVER hire Hugh Jackman's drunken twin.

 

[BadBurger]

Still mad The Northman flopped. One of the best movies of the past ten years and most didn't get it.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Still mad The Northman flopped. One of the best movies of the past ten years and most didn't get it.

screw 'em. yeah i'd like it to have been more successful but i enjoyed the movie and it's going nowhere.

looking forward to the Nosferatu movie. I'll watch anything Robert Eggers does. love The Witch and The Lighthouse. i wonder what he'll call the Nosferatu movie. I hope it's something like "The Vampire/Vampyr" to fit with his movie names so well have

The Witch
The Lighthouse
The Northman
The Vampire

 

[BadBurger]

I can't decided between Bunghole Bonanza or Big Naturals for my new yacht's name in GTA Online.

 

[nightmare-slain]

I can't decided between Bunghole Bonanza or Big Naturals for my new yacht's name in GTA Online.

i vote for bunghole bonanza

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I can't decided between Bunghole Bonanza or Big Naturals for my new yacht's name in GTA Online.

Name it the SS Blue Balls

 

[GeekyDad]

I can't decided between Bunghole Bonanza or Big Naturals for my new yacht's name in GTA Online.

S.S. Minnow I hear hot red-headed chicks dig that name.

 

[kanjobazooie]

I wish humans could do this.

 

[GeekyDad]

I wish humans could do this.

God damn!

But...

I'm guessing it'd be a pretty good way to lose weight.

 

[badblue]

I wish humans could do this.

Human can eat their own skin if they want.

 

[22•22]

I should project less of my pain, frustration and anger at others around me. Close and or random.

 

[Con-Z-epT]

I should project less of my pain, frustration and anger at others around me. Close and or random.

It's a natural thing to do. Good if you acknowledge it at least.

 

[Thaedolus]

*Tweets: Miracle Whip isn’t mayonnaise!”

*3 retweets later*

“Wow I didn’t expect this to blow up please consider donating to my friend’s gofundme for their pug (Porky the Pug)‘s surgery to resolve them’s sleep apnea!”

 

[22•22]

It's a natural thing to do. Good if you acknowledge it at least.

You don't. And others on GAF. I can be so mean spirited it scares me. Taking casual criticism as a vile personal attack and such. Hate that when I do that.


I know it's the little scared and insecure boy knee jerking it's initial interpretation but still

 

[Con-Z-epT]

You don't. And others on GAF. I can be so mean spirited it scares me. Taking casual criticism as a vile personal attack and such. Hate that when I do that.

I know it's the little scared and insecure boy knee jerking it's initial interpretation but still

Just try to reflect on yourself and question the things you do and say. Learn from that and pursue to be a better being up until the end of time. And despite all criticism, may it be your own or the one of others, don't forget to love yourself.

 

[22•22]

When there's people out there wanting to talk game or whatever that does a lot.

 

[BadBurger]

thinking about heading to the local Hardee's for breakfast because it is slob time

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

It deeply saddens me that some of my most respected people have fallen to great lows. I'd think that with their legendary status they would honor and appreciate what put them on the map, remaining humble, kind, compassionate. Instead, they probably got corrupted. They done things I never thought they would do, sinking them down. I pity them. I hope one day they will redeem themselves

 

[Grildon Tundy]

thinking about heading to the local Hardee's for breakfast because it is slob time

If you couldn't before, you could now call yourself a "social media influencer" because this just got me hungry af for Hardee's

 

[German Hops]

LeBron, though.

 

[GeekyDad]

LeBron, though.

Don't know what that means, but it made me chuckle. Because after months perhaps, this truly was a "random thought."

 

[BadBurger]

The Batman is so good. The most comic accurate adaptation of the character and wow Zoe Kravitz lord I wanna taste it

 

[01011001]

After an update yesterday, Windows 10 finally allows you to have the search bar on your taskbar even if you have it placed on the top (as you SHOULD)
so that's nice

 

[BadBurger]

Well who am I to keep you down?

What you had?

And what you lost?

 

[German Hops]

Because after months perhaps, this truly was a "random thought."

No kidding. This thread has turned into people posting their personal blogs.

 

[GymWolf]

I just grilled 6 mini hot dogs (or wurstels for normal people) and now they look like semi-burned churros.

 

[BadBurger]

Imelda Belpase

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Stacking up a few books.

 

[Celcius]

I'm tired of all of the inflation. I wish I had known it was going to happen ahead of time but I guess we live and learn.

 

[Mistake]

I'm tired of all of the inflation. I wish I had known it was going to happen ahead of time but I guess we live and learn.

I knew, and wanted to invest in oil when it was -$60 a barrel. But due to family stuff, I couldn’t invest. I’d be loaded!

 

[GeekyDad]

I'm ready for trans transitioning, where women identify as women, and men identify as men. That'll be some wild stuff, dude...

 

[German Hops]

Where's my grandson? My grandson is Kobe Bryant.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I’m here grandpa

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I wish I had known it was going to happen ahead of time but I guess we live and learn.

Pumping unlimited money into the economy during Covid didn’t give you enough hint?