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[Kev Kev]

Then I'd pick a chubby girl.
You get big boobs but they're natural.

 

[LokusAbriss]

Then I'd pick a chubby girl.
You get big boobs but they're natural.

Na, can't do that, mate. There are clear limits. I hold them to the same standards I hold myself to.

 

[MDSLKTR]

Ass, thighs and mid section for me. I'm not a child anymore.

 

[Grinchy]

There are few things less attractive to me than fake tits. I can spot 99/100 of them, but I guess there are the rare cases where I couldn't. It just always looks bad. I'd take flat as a board over immovable beach balls implanted into a flat chest.

It would be like guys injecting silicone into their arms and chest to simulate muscles.

 

[Javthusiast]

Obviously big fake tits can look good if done right, but I still am gonna go with cute smol tattas.

 

[Hinedorf]

I'm an equal opportunity employer but a handful never hurts

 

[Nymphae]

I am in awe at the number of people in here who prefer little boy chests to massive fake tits purchased and existing for the sole purpose of being sexually attractive to males. Once you get into world record size, it's more of a a hassle than anything, but up to a certain point, I'll take the balloons thanks.

 

[Mihos]

Get a solid B cup girl and feed her.

I don't do fake.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

It would be like guys injecting silicone into their arms and chest to simulate muscles.

Or...their balls.

 

[Freedom Gate Co.]

If they are flat chested, don't be so sure those are women, especially these days. Do the crouch kick test first just in case. Do it by accident though so it doesn't look intentional, say you dropped your plunger and needed to pick it up and your left leg hurts so you have to extend you right leg rapidly to bend over to pick it up off the floor.

Simple and effective.

 

[Javthusiast]

Or...their balls.

Balls? How about putting a baloon into your penis. xD

 

[Despera]

Big fake ones will get initial attention, but no man in this world enjoys how they feel.

Rather small and natural than big and fake.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Big fake ones will get initial attention, but no man in this world enjoys how they feel.

Rather small and natural than big and fake.

Yes. But big and natty are the best!

 

[nush]

Big fake ones will get initial attention, but no man in this world enjoys how they feel.

Rather small and natural than big and fake.

Fake tits feel how you think real tits would if you've never felt them before.

 

[Breakage]

I don't find naturally big breasts or the ”thicc” look attractive.
Fake anything (breasts, nails, hair, eyelashes, etc.) on a woman get a no from me.

 

[GreatnessRD]

Either or long as I'm deep in dem guts. And as long as the fake ones aren't obnoxiously big and look fake. You can have fakes one that fit your body and look natural. But yeah, point still remains... either or long as I score!

 

[iconmaster]

I choose to believe Hendricks is all-natural, so whatever we consider hers.

 

[Shizumapower]

Small or fake? This is important science. You should have listed all sizes.

 

[Deleted member 17706]

Fake are the worst.

 

[MaestroMike]

small don't care for fakes but really I care about girls having hips more for some reason.

 

[cryptoadam]

shape is more important than size. Small perky firm boobs will beat out saggy mishapen large ones.

and its all about the booty anyways.

 

[Kev Kev]

and its all about the booty anyways.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I'm an equal opportunity breast lover. I mean the hottest woman on the planet is Emma Roberts who is on the smaller side....

But I also love me some big ass Kat Dennings titties...

 

[xNewDonkCityx]

Big fake tits all the way, baby.

 

[888]

One of each for the lulz.

 

[Nester99]

A few points.

In my youth i was a titty purist. I did not appreciate enhanced breasts and looked down on them. (pun intended)
Then i met a young lady who had the operation done prior to us meeting. They where fantastic, and she loved them almost as much as i did. Therefore i got to see them lots in fancy outfits and in my face.
Fast forward 15 years, we are now married and guess what. They are the same at 40 as they where at 25. They are glorious and i enjoy them daily.

We just had our first child so they got stretched a bit and she now thinks they sagging a bit (its negligible) so she wants to have them redone are going have them redone. Of course i am not spending that cash for the status quo so its time to move up a cup or 2. Its going to be fucking awesome. I also have some cash saved for the new shirt and bra wardrobe. I am really looking forward to that shopping spree and so is she!
They help her feel great about her body and boys that is the sweetest plumb. She shows them off to me and its awesome.


I don't like the term "fake or real" and prefer "enhanced or natural" i recall a movie (perhaps a porn) where someone asks "are they real?" and she response, "well there not fucking holograms" and boy is that the truth.
Utility of enhanced boobs IMO is higher than natural and that utility lasts a lot longer as the women ages. They are awesome for squeezing and motor boating and look better naked on a women over 30 or the vast majority of women who have had children.


Don't be like me and prejudge a titty until you have sucked on them and stuck your dick in between them. It might just change your life.

 

[Mattdaddy]

I’ll take em big I don’t care how they got there. Just not freakishly big. Full C-DD range.

I can’t believe the small tits are running away with this, you guys are crazy. Nothing is better than some big ole boobies rocking and rolling.

 

[ebevan91]

Tits can be smaller if the ass is nice.

 

[Shantae]

I'll take small and real over big and fake. Big and real is nice too though.

 

[A.Romero]

Big, I prefer natural until certain age. I'll enjoy enhanced anytime.

Small breasts are a put off to me.

Still... It's about the ass, really. And the hips.

 

[The Pleasure]

Fake tits feel how you think real tits would if you've never felt them before.

Bags of sand

 

[TheContact]

not a fan of fake books. They look good. Don’t feel good. If you take a hooker out to dinner people will ogle her tits but when you’re in bed you wish they were real.

 

[M1chl]

Small, whoever like big fake breast must be overcompensating for something. Shit's gross..

 

[Dthomp]

Went with fake, but not those gross outrageous fakes. A D or DD at most, but I'm a huge tits guy so those small chests gotta go.

 

[Halo is Back]

Makes you wonder why so many women get boob jobs yet most men do not prefer them.

 

[Classicrockfan]

Big ol Che Che’s with big nips not the small nips that barely pop out.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Makes you wonder why so many women get boob jobs yet most men do not prefer them.

They dont care how men think about boobs sexually however they do care how they look visually under clothes.

 

[Bigrx1]

 

[Papa]

Makes you wonder why so many women get boob jobs yet most men do not prefer them.

Most NeoGAF OT posters do not prefer them*

Huge difference

 

[Halo is Back]

Most NeoGAF OT posters do not prefer them*

Huge difference

I found in my personal experience most men do not prefer them

 

[Papa]

I found in my personal experience most men do not prefer them

You hangin around weebs or something? Most dudes I know love giant bazongas.

 

[Classicrockfan]

Hasn’t the tide changed to be asses now?

 

[Halo is Back]

You hangin around weebs or something? Most dudes I know love giant bazongas.

Not fake ones. They feel terrible

 

[Papa]

Not fake none. They feel terrible

What about a nice pair of big naturals that have had a bit of enhancement? Peta Jensen or Lana Rhoades

 

[haxan7]

A few points.

In my youth i was a titty purist. I did not appreciate enhanced breasts and looked down on them. (pun intended)
Then i met a young lady who had the operation done prior to us meeting. They where fantastic, and she loved them almost as much as i did. Therefore i got to see them lots in fancy outfits and in my face.
Fast forward 15 years, we are now married and guess what. They are the same at 40 as they where at 25. They are glorious and i enjoy them daily.

We just had our first child so they got stretched a bit and she now thinks they sagging a bit (its negligible) so she wants to have them redone are going have them redone. Of course i am not spending that cash for the status quo so its time to move up a cup or 2. Its going to be fucking awesome. I also have some cash saved for the new shirt and bra wardrobe. I am really looking forward to that shopping spree and so is she!
They help her feel great about her body and boys that is the sweetest plumb. She shows them off to me and its awesome.


I don't like the term "fake or real" and prefer "enhanced or natural" i recall a movie (perhaps a porn) where someone asks "are they real?" and she response, "well there not fucking holograms" and boy is that the truth.
Utility of enhanced boobs IMO is higher than natural and that utility lasts a lot longer as the women ages. They are awesome for squeezing and motor boating and look better naked on a women over 30 or the vast majority of women who have had children.


Don't be like me and prejudge a titty until you have sucked on them and stuck your dick in between them. It might just change your life.

this is what i was talking about with my theory

 

[Grinchy]

If a chick is hot and is really into sex and loves being naked, that can make even small floppy pancake boobs kinda hot to me. The confidence underneath can overcome what would usually be considered an unattractive pair. And fake boobs just scream insecurity to me.

Going through the surgical process is such an extreme measure and IMO it takes a broken person to want that. Obviously there are exceptions like mastectomies and stuff, but fake boobs can be a red flag to me. How crazy would you assume a guy was who injected silicone into his body for some vain attempt at making himself look more manly? It's just as crazy for women to do it, but BIG BOOBS OH YEAH somehow shrouds that reality.

 

[Noboru Wataya]

Neither, I want big natty tits or GTFO

 

[EightBit Man]

Big and real.

 

[GymWolf]

What about a nice pair of big naturals that have had a bit of enhancement? Peta Jensen or Lana Rhoades

Bit of enhancement??

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Hasn’t the tide changed to be asses now?

2 out of 4 girls at the gym got some sort of ass surgery I swear. Looks like fucking 90s marvel in there.