You have impeccable toilet manners, sir, and for that I commend you. There are, however, a lot of right dirty rotters around who think nothing of the perils of splash-back and it is from these characters that we must be saved.
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Sweden wants to ban men standing up to pee
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You have impeccable toilet manners, sir, and for that I commend you. There are, however, a lot of right dirty rotters around who think nothing of the perils of splash-back and it is from these characters that we must be saved.
But men will miss equal amount of time at concerts and other events. Why do you hate women?!
You're not getting away with this post. What the fuck did I just read?
thisis4neogaf
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I went looking for the research and couldn't find anything but I found this book about pooping that is written by the guy who runs poopreport.com. So Gaf, thanks for making my Friday night a poop-reading night.
legacyzero
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I sit down to pee in the middle of the night. Fuck standing up when you're sleepy as hell.
COME AT ME.
COME AT ME.
Anyone that says they don't is lying.
I once took a piss inside the girls bathroom at a nightclub when I was wasted. I got a little aroused at hearing all the girls pissing around me in a pervy way.
Please keep toilets seperete I would hate to get horny on a day to day basis using toilets.
Please keep toilets seperete I would hate to get horny on a day to day basis using toilets.
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Someone that says they never pee in the shower? Maybe. But this no way. I never sit down just to pee that's ridiculous. And if you are tired wouldn't sitting down make you too relaxed? Just get in get out. None of this sitting nonsense.
Mr. E. Yis
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I'll say the average toilet seat's shape is not made for men at all. And how would they enforce this?
This isn't news worth noting. Don't give these sick people's fantasy rules the time of day.
This isn't news worth noting. Don't give these sick people's fantasy rules the time of day.
SquiddyCracker
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That's a good idea.
It is superior to both urinals and toilets, and is as unisex as it gets.
It's good for your body to squat while shitting anyway.
40%+ of the population is fat/obese. Good luck trying to make them squat for a long time so they can shit.
When I'm in a public bathroom, I use a urinal to pee, but when I'm at home, I sit down to pee. It eliminates any chances of staining the toilet, and honestly, it takes about the same amount of time sitting down to pee vs standing up to pee. When I was a kid, my mom told me to sit down on the toilet when I have to pee, and it's stuck with me since then. Never going back to my old 'standing up to pee' way at toilets, no sir!
Chet Rippo
Member
Just what I want, more piss covered toilet seats.
If they removed the ability to lift the toilet seat I'd still pee standing up. Out of spite.
blame space
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I'm sorry, you can't pee on a toilet seat for spite.
It wouldn't be intentional. But I won't sit. I REFUSE to sit. Unless a different sort of situation calls for it.
blame space
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Let me get the manager..
Jorok Goldblade
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Isn't that called a urinal?
KO Traveling Hobo
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In my experience, women are nastier in general but men are more likely to pull some heinous shit like crapping their pants and leaving their boxers in the stall.
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