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Vicks Inhaler, Vicks Vapor Rub and Humidifier = Sex

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Ripclawe

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add in some nyquil and robitussin. I am in a state of goodness..or something..dunno But I feel better. I'm worried about the inhaler because I have gone thru 2 of them in 2 days.

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Directions:
Adults: 2 inhalations in each nostril not more often than every 2 hours.


fuck instructions, INHALE BABY!!!
 

Chopin Trusty Balls

First casualty in the war on idioticy.
JUNKIE!!

Seriously there is a reason for instructions,watch out you dont get yourself an Asthma(its easier then you think) or some other chronical shit.
 

MoxManiac

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It's funny, I took the sex part literally and assumed this was about some new masturbation technique utilizing the mentioned products.
 

boo7z

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When I was a kid my pediatrician told me using Vicks Inhaler was like sniffing rat poison, it destroys the membrane in your nose canal.
 

goodcow

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The first time I took NyQuil, about six months ago, I fell asleep for 15 hours. Then the next night I took DayQuil, and whenever I would close my eyes I saw hallucenations and random bright, flashing colors. It was fucking weird.
 

Tuvoc

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MoxManiac said:
It's funny, I took the sex part literally and assumed this was about some new masturbation technique utilizing the mentioned products.


I bet that had to burn.
 
On a related note, I knew this kid in junior high who used to drink a whole bottle of NyQuil before running a mile every week in gym class. This guy had real issues.
 

Tuvoc

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FortNinety said:
On a related note, I knew this kid in junior high who used to drink a whole bottle of NyQuil before running a mile every week in gym class. This guy had real issues.

Thats recipe for a heart attack. Do you know if this person is still alive?

NyQuil will fuck you up. I used to take it on nights I couldn't sleep. One time I took three and a half shots(+ the weed I'd smoked a few hours prior) to see what would happen and a half hour later I was fucked up. I kept hearing noises(outside of my headphones cuz I was listening to music) and seeing shadows in my room while I was trying to sleep.

A whole bottle would probably have you trippin' balls.
 
Tuvoc said:
Thats recipe for a heart attack. Do you know if this person is still alive?

Not sure. Last I saw him, was about three years ago (which is about five years after high school, though he never graduated) at a gas station, filling up his van. He was into far heavier stuff and asked if I wanted to do some with him and his wife (and kids) who were on their way to some Phish show. I kindly declined. This guy was also missing most of his teeth.
 

Teddman

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Put a lighter to the underside of that Vicks, heat it up, and then snort, snort, snort away.

REEE-COLLL-AHHH!!!!

My friends in college used to always light up those Vicks inhalers to increase the potentcy. At the time I thought, 'You know, this might not be so good for you.' But damn if it didn't clear up a stuffy nose in about five seconds.
 
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