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[JackFrost2012]

I am founding the Wall Guy Fan Club!

Member Jak140 eloquently puts into words Wall Guy's certain je ne sais mur: "I can't decide what the best part about wall guy is. Is it the fact that his left leg is twice as big as his right? The NES lightgun? The spread eagle stance? The way his chin melts into his shoulder? Or just his hiked up satin undies?" Truly, fans of Wall Guy have a lot to love.

I am President-for-Life, and my Wall Guy codename is "Kabe Bryant"!

Our club motto is, "Wall for One and One for Wall"!

Don't be a wallflower - join today! You can choose your own rank and codename, this is a very informal club.

Peter Moore loves Wall Guy!

Wall Guy fever -- catch it!

 

[skip]

wall guy photoshop contest, plz.

 

[BuddyC]

I'm WallZombie!

Rank: Voyeur

 

[Timen]

count me in.

Codename: Wallker

 

[McPhineas]

Commander GreatWall reporting for duty!

 

[sc0la]

"I'm in!"

AKA: Wall'd Bill Hickock

Spoiler

360

EDIT: works better with a fake southern drawl

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Master Hole in the Wall here!

 

[PS2 KID]

Codename: Sexxy Six Pack Wallior

Rank: Velcro and Crazy Glue aficionado.

What bounces off you sticks on me!

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone I'm hiding behind the corner.

Edited for rank.

 

[Triumph]

Hoo rah! Wall Ball here, reporting for duty maggot! Drop and give me 20 megatons!

 

[Gribbix]

Fuhrer Wallfenstein 360

 

[drohne]

AWESOME. my codename is "walleyed," and i wanna be the deputy undersecretary of standing against walls and having funny legs!

 

[JackFrost2012]

Upon reflection, I have decided to change my codename to "Kabe Bryant."

 

[GhaleonEB]

Call me Walley.

 

[Odnetnin]

:lol someone at MS or Rare is going to lose their job. This ISN'T going to go away is it.

Sign me up.

Wallflower. :lol

 

[demi]

Just call me determined black soldier



or zapper for short

 

[fallout]

You can call me ... Christopher Wallgen!

 

[Jak140]

Oh man, I can't decide what the best part about wall guy is. Is it the fact that his left leg is twice as big as his right? the NES lightgun? the spread eagle stance? the way his chin melts into his shoulder? or just his hiked up satin undies?

 

[lexi]

WallOfFame reporting for duty.

 

[Andvary]

Count me in!

Wally Coyote reporting, sir.

 

[neptunes]

why is one leg out of proportion? :lol

 

[Suikoguy]

Oh man, I can't decide what the best part about wall guy is. Is it the fact that his left leg is twice as big as his right? the NES lightgun? the spread eagle stance? the way his chin melts into his shoulder? or just his hiked up satin undies?

:lol :lol :lol :lol
I never really noticed it all till you put it so eloquently


Anyway, i'll join
Wallerific - 3rd Walltenenit

 

[fallout]

Oh man, I can't decide what the best part about wall guy is. Is it the fact that his left leg is twice as big as his right? the NES lightgun? the spread eagle stance? the way his chin melts into his shoulder? or just his hiked up satin undies?

You're forgetting his secret power! Wall Guy has the ability to sink into walls and look like a painting!

 

[McPhineas]

Upon reflection, I have decided to change my codename to "Kabe Bryant."

Now I want to change mine to Wally Chángchéng.

Commander Wally Chángchéng, that is.

 

[metsallica]

I've dreamed of this moment for at least 6 hours now...

Call me: Wallking Tall

Slogan: "A game with 2000 on-screen WALL GUYS is not a pipe dream!"

Rank: Spatial Orientation Interpreter / Wall Guy relations

 

[sc0la]

why is one leg out of proportion? :lol

Combat Elephantitis!

Oh man I want to start a great photoshop thread but I really need to get to sleep. :lol

some one else want to do the honors?

 

[Lindsay]

I'm interested in joining! Maybe ya can call me Wall-et?

So what's Wall Guy's origin story? And goals?

 

[xsarien]

Codename: Nailgun
Rank: Minister of Picture Hanging and Offbeat Injuries That Top Off The Evening News

Bio:
Age: Unknown
Education: PBS reruns of "This Old House" and Tivo'd episodes of "Martha Stewart Living"
Military Service: AWOL
Weapons training: 28 different kinds of weaponry, 31 flavors of ice cream
Hometown: Walla-Walla, Washington

 

[skip]

I would suggest we form the "wallmacht," if that weren't so entirely offensive.

 

[demi]

YOU CANT KILL THE WALLMART

 

[fallout]

Something Wall Guy this way comes!

 

[Triumph]

Hey guys, I've decided that I'm gonna be the philosophical underpinning for our Wall based Revolution. As such, I will go by the codename Wally Marx. Thanks.

 

[Timen]

 

[Ranger X]

Name: Wonderwall
Rank: Fearless strategist hidden right up the corner from the action

 

[MightyHedgehog]

Yeah, that pic is pretty awful. Someone in the other thread put a shot of the Man-at-Arms figure from the He-Man/Masters of the Universe cartoon next to that shot... :lol

 

[Kobun Heat]

Name: Man-At-Wall
Rank: Sorceress' fuckbuddy; Teela's dad

(edit: see above.)

 

[Fifty]

Name: Rasheed wallace.

Rank: Basketwaller

 

[Kobun Heat]

... is he holding a Zapper?

 

[Triumph]

... is he holding a Zapper?

:lol Took ya that long to notice? Yup. RARE is fucked. So fucked.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

oh I did not do it right

name: Hole in the Wall

rank: Concrete Brick Phucker

 

[skip]

I forgot my vitals, too.

name: floyd

rank: minister of thought control

 

[sc0la]

Wailing Wallguy!

 

[Templar Wizard]

wall guy in a previous life:

I am fucking CONVINCED PD0 is a homage to Daikatana!

 

[Smiles and Cries]

is the name "AYE LIEKTO RUBMAIASS ONWALLS" taken?

 

[IJoel]

Codename: TeaWaller
Rank: Wallonel
Mission Objective: Angry Tea Walling

 

[Ninja Scooter]

name: Bill Wallton
rank: Provider of the Vitamins

 

[Flo_Evans]

codename: Wallguy alphadevkit
specialty: making gamers say 'wtf'
rank: dead last

 

[mj1108]

Codename: Walguy Hikedundies
Rank: Just Wallin'

 

[CajoleJuice]

Codename: Anakin Skywallker

Rank: Shitty lightsaber duelist

 

[El Papa]

Codename: El Wall
Rank: Pontif of the WALL

 

[fallout]

Where's Wall Guy?