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Battersea Power Station
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I've gotta go with either USA or Latin American (not a country, but I can group them all together).
European porn tends to be fake and awkwardly dubbed.
Asian porn is too tragic for me.
Australian is too aborigine.
European porn tends to be fake and awkwardly dubbed.
Asian porn is too tragic for me.
Australian is too aborigine.
Battersea Power Station
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Neither have I, but I imagine that'd be my objection to it does it exist.
Pudding Tame
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Honestly, if there's one thing I like about Japanese censored porn, it's the fact the camera man can't do a 20 minute long close-up shot of some guys ass & nuts going back and forth. Let's face it, even if a woman is in the scene, that's just really gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that, except in straight porn)*
*(Hot barely legal teenage dildo packing lesbians excluded)
*(Hot barely legal teenage dildo packing lesbians excluded)
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
Japan
Their the only country that consistently pumps out reverse rape porn.
Business man being raped by a bus full of asian schoolgirls and the businessman acts scared and confused while one of the girls stuffs her crotch (forcefully) in his face. Its the best thing ever.
Lots of Swedish girls (ie pornstars) have huge ass titties though
Their the only country that consistently pumps out reverse rape porn.
Business man being raped by a bus full of asian schoolgirls and the businessman acts scared and confused while one of the girls stuffs her crotch (forcefully) in his face. Its the best thing ever.
Lots of Swedish girls (ie pornstars) have huge ass titties though
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
Fatghost said:
:lol
BlueTsunami said:
Ugh, it's bad rape because the guy's getting a face full of fur. Someone needs to tell Japanese porn directors that its not the 70s and there's something called a razor. And the screaming is intolerable. Even "regular' Japanese porn sounds like rape.
To answer the original question: you can't wrong with Czech or Hungarians
Ryu1999 said:
This is why we have the mosaic people!
If you can forget the rape face and stuff I'd also say Japan has the best, why? Because it's not 5 out of 15 minutes of a guys balls flapping in the wind. Since its mostly censored, it's all boobs, and that's really all we wanna see anyway right?
travisbickle
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British amateur, nothing like seeing a bird from Essex out in a car park with a dozen overweight lower class ugly men jerking off over her.
Pudding Tame
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sp0rsk said:
True, to bad the downside is girls whose moans are so high pitched you can almost hear dogs barking in the background.
I like Japanese porn because of their endless creativity with the matter, even thought some of their fantasies are downright disturbing.
Amerian porn is booouring and fake as hell, all the girls looks like huge cheap plastic sex androids. I prefer the realism and naturality of Europorn.
Amerian porn is booouring and fake as hell, all the girls looks like huge cheap plastic sex androids. I prefer the realism and naturality of Europorn.
PhoenixDark
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Borys said:
Give this man a medal. Midas Netal
.cicerone said:
This is why -> Treading Ground Webcomic 2004-01-22
Hey, some of you do live in Japan right? Please tell me that the high-pitched-screaming-like-a-pig does not exist irl, only in porn and hentai?
Softcore usually doesn't show the punani.Beezy said:
I think most heterosexual porn is really made for closet homosexuals. I think anyone who enjoys watching another guys weiner has some issues to begin with but it seems to me that most boy-girl porn focuses on the dude. Girl-on-girl action or solo FTW!!1
Goldrusher
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Bud said:
QFT.
SnakeswithLasers
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cybamerc said:
If you're that afraid of a bit of cock how do you shower and piss every day? Looking at cock doesn't make you gay if you aren't explicitly attracted to the cock. Some dudes just wanna watch a girl get a good pound every once in a while.
TOM f'N CRUISE
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i love japans girls as much as the next guy....but the porn itself is weak:lolHomShaBom said:
but i think brazil does:lol :lol
caffeinated
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french ppl. they've the sickest porn.
1. Germany
2. Brazil
3. USA
I've sampled damn well over a terabyte of porn in the last decade. Hell, I've dloaded over 500GB in the last few years. I can speak with confidence on this, gentlemen. German porn is great IMO. Hardcore but always with a nice rack or ass. Brazil is my next favorite for those asses. Giselle is a new favorite of mine.
Then there's good old 'merican poon. Nothing beats the plethora of porn churned out in the states. The quality is always nice, and besides, we have the best ebony porn over here. I would be ashamed, but I really love the stuff. Broadband is the best thing to happen to porn. PEACE.
2. Brazil
3. USA
I've sampled damn well over a terabyte of porn in the last decade. Hell, I've dloaded over 500GB in the last few years. I can speak with confidence on this, gentlemen. German porn is great IMO. Hardcore but always with a nice rack or ass. Brazil is my next favorite for those asses. Giselle is a new favorite of mine.
Then there's good old 'merican poon. Nothing beats the plethora of porn churned out in the states. The quality is always nice, and besides, we have the best ebony porn over here. I would be ashamed, but I really love the stuff. Broadband is the best thing to happen to porn. PEACE.Almost all of my J-porn, stars women that either shave a little or shave a lot down there. Almost none of my J-porn stars women that have high pitched screaming. I download atleast 20gb a month, all of it from Japan.Ryu1999 said:
JAV is not exactly how it used to be, trust me.
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