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Which country has the best porn?

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Lyte Edge

All I got for the Vernal Equinox was this stupid tag
Algazoth said:
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Hey, some of you do live in Japan right? Please tell me that the high-pitched-screaming-like-a-pig does not exist irl, only in porn and hentai?

Maybe some girls do it, but in my experience, thankfully NO. Apparently Japanese men tend to favor the screaming/crying and rape-like actions of girls in porn...it's a big fantasy scenario. I think it's awful.
 
Lyte Edge said:
Maybe some girls do it, but in my experience, thankfully NO. Apparently Japanese men tend to favor the screaming/crying and rape-like actions of girls in porn...it's a big fantasy scenario. I think it's awful.
and have you notice the look on most of the girls faces in j-porn is pure horror:lol :lol
 

HolyStar

Banned
BlueTsunami said:
Japan

Their the only country that consistently pumps out reverse rape porn.

Business man being raped by a bus full of asian schoolgirls and the businessman acts scared and confused while one of the girls stuffs her crotch (forcefully) in his face. Its the best thing ever.

Lots of Swedish girls (ie pornstars) have huge ass titties though

This reverse rape porn intrigues me you will tell me more now!!!
 

Lyte Edge

All I got for the Vernal Equinox was this stupid tag
TOM f'N CRUISE said:
and have you notice the look on most of the girls faces in j-porn is pure horror:lol :lol

There's a reason for those mosiacs, you know. It's not because of censorship like you might believe...it's to protect the viewer from the horrible DEMONIC TENTACLES that come from the loins of the males.

HolyStar said:
This reverse rape porn intrigues me you will tell me more now!!!

No, don't do it...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

J-Porn is so awful. Hell, this isn't even porn, and I think someone posted the link here once or twice, but there's a video on youtube of a bunch of Japanese girls taking turns FARTING on a guy's face. :x
 

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
sp0rsk said:
This is why we have the mosaic people!

If you can forget the rape face and stuff I'd also say Japan has the best, why? Because it's not 5 out of 15 minutes of a guys balls flapping in the wind. Since its mostly censored, it's all boobs, and that's really all we wanna see anyway right?
No, in a totally non-gay way, I want to see penetration. I never want to see penis except when it's stuffing a hot chick. If I wanted to only see tits and ass, I would turn on Cinemax.

Besides, if you can't get rid of the rape face or the rape scream, you're losing 40% of the jerk material. Porn isn't just visual; a good amount of verbiage improves the entire lot.
 

BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
PhoenixDark said:
Why does rape porn interest you at all?

Isn't like, brutal stuff. Its more or less a guy being forced to have sex against his will...which ends up looking funny cause the dude gets all into it about a little while in. Comes of more funny than anything.
 

DonasaurusRex

Online Ho Champ
eventually we get all the hot bitches from all over to come to the USA so we win. Besides where else can you get such creative series titles like Wrong Side Of Town each with a well thought out scene description like

This dumb white ho was in the hood lookin for some crack, but now shes getting her crack stuffed etc etc <insert clever porn refrence>...and now she knows she was caught on the wrong side of town.
 

jarosh

Member
cybamerc said:
I think most heterosexual porn is really made for closet homosexuals. I think anyone who enjoys watching another guys weiner has some issues to begin with but it seems to me that most boy-girl porn focuses on the dude. Girl-on-girl action or solo FTW!!1
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Dont know, but I do know that USA's pornography is up there with the worst.
99% of the females on it have hideous fake tits, they orgasm even when they are undressing, and have ugly trashy tattoos... it's just plain bad.
 

Pellham

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CurlySaysX said:
Dont know, but I do know that USA's pornography is up there with the worst.
99% of the females on it have hideous fake tits, they orgasm even when they are undressing, and have ugly trashy tattoos... it's just plain bad.

The DVD stuff, like from Vivid and other shitty companies, is pretty bad, but there are some decent internet sites that I am assuming are based in the US that aren't bad (bangbros, naughty america, etc.)

And I'm also of the opinion that porn sexually conditions men to like penises, since a guy's penis, either penetrating or getting sucked on, is often the focus of the camera. And the cum shot. Porn movies today are basically making men jack off to men jacking off/shooting their load on screen. Something to think about next time you watch heteroporn.
 

X26

Banned
France

Japanese porn is alright, but there seems to only be a handful of good pornstars. The rest are either flat chested, have an ugly face, or both. Japanese porn defidently wins when it comes to creativity and wierdness though, some of the stuff they've made over there, man, wtf.
 

Beezy

Member
Pellham said:
And I'm also of the opinion that porn sexually conditions men to like penises, since a guy's penis, either penetrating or getting sucked on, is often the focus of the camera. And the cum shot. Porn movies today are basically making men jack off to men jacking off/shooting their load on screen. Something to think about next time you watch heteroporn.

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Fun Factor

Formerly FTWer
Pimpwerx said:
1. Germany
2. Brazil
3. USA

I've sampled damn well over a terabyte of porn in the last decade. Hell, I've dloaded over 500GB in the last few years. I can speak with confidence on this, gentlemen. German porn is great IMO. Hardcore but always with a nice rack or ass. Brazil is my next favorite for those asses. Giselle is a new favorite of mine. :D Then there's good old 'merican poon. Nothing beats the plethora of porn churned out in the states. The quality is always nice, and besides, we have the best ebony porn over here. I would be ashamed, but I really love the stuff. Broadband is the best thing to happen to porn. PEACE.


For some strange reason German porn has a high fixation for fisting.
Brazil is nice for ass, but the chicks tend to be more on the chubby side.

U.S. has the best variety, the most chicks & thanks to Max Hardcore, that hard euro style is now the norm here.
>.>
 
Pellham said:
And I'm also of the opinion that porn sexually conditions men to like penises, since a guy's penis, either penetrating or getting sucked on, is often the focus of the camera. And the cum shot. Porn movies today are basically making men jack off to men jacking off/shooting their load on screen. Something to think about next time you watch heteroporn.

And that's why I like to pretend it's actually my penis
 

BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
Theres nothing taboo in German porn...just have to draw that line in the sand somewhere when your looking at it :lol
 
I prefer Brazilian Booty stuff; Lex+Brazilian babes=re-decorated walls

Amercian stuff...I like Blacks on Blondes, Dogfart, and anything else with distinguished black fellows
 

Pellham

Banned
BlueTsunami said:
Theres nothing taboo in German porn...just have to draw that line in the sand somewhere when your looking at it :lol

What about two penises penetrating the same hole (usually anus)? Cause then you got two cocks rubbing against each other in a heteroporn.

Oh wait, that's french porn.
 

Beezy

Member
PhoenixDark said:
I prefer Brazilian Booty stuff; Lex+Brazilian babes=re-decorated walls

Amercian stuff...I like Blacks on Blondes, Dogfart, and anything else with distinguished black fellows

wtf...
 

BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
Pellham said:
What about two penises penetrating the same hole (usually anus)? Cause then you got two cocks rubbing against each other in a heteroporn.

Oh wait, that's french porn.

:lol

A porn actress Kerry Donovan I believe her name was got her ass ripped by doing this :lol
 

Junpei Heat

Junior Member
PhoenixDark said:
I prefer Brazilian Booty stuff; Lex+Brazilian babes=re-decorated walls

Amercian stuff...I like Blacks on Blondes, Dogfart Dogfart, and anything else with distinguished black fellows

oh nevermind :lol

But I gotta check some of that reverse rape porn now

Edit: Damn this not gonna be easy to find

Edit:I found Raped Basketball Team and Sadistic Humiliated Nurse but no reverse rape....
 

LakeEarth

Member
cybamerc said:
Softcore usually doesn't show the punani.

I think most heterosexual porn is really made for closet homosexuals. I think anyone who enjoys watching another guys weiner has some issues to begin with but it seems to me that most boy-girl porn focuses on the dude. Girl-on-girl action or solo FTW!!1
You have to see Maddox's book. There's a section on XXX where he teaches you the "thumb technique" to block the cock in all porn. There's diagrams, exact measurements, everything. Funniest shit in the book.
 

OatmealMu

Member
Searched for "reverse rape" on Google. First result:

The flying reverse-rape blowjob is a tradional expression of a ...

Ehhhh.
 

mollipen

Member
Ryu1999 said:
Ugh, it's bad rape because the guy's getting a face full of fur. Someone needs to tell Japanese porn directors that its not the 70s and there's something called a razor.

When you said "porn directors," you meant "women".
 

Ryu1999

Member
shidoshi said:
When you said "porn directors," you meant "women".

Well, I'm just assuming the directors decide how make-up/trim is done. The other aspects of directing shouldn't be that difficult as basically the Japanese actresses are just warm ****-dolls who don't move and whine like dogs. Seriously, is there anything more boring AND annoying than japanese porn? Starfish position FTL
 

Pellham

Banned
yeah i dont think anyone would say asian porn is any good. the only thing good about asian porn are the bizarre fetish crap that most wouldn't even fap to
 

Pimpwerx

Member
BlueTsunami said:
Theres nothing taboo in German porn...just have to draw that line in the sand somewhere when your looking at it :lol
When the stomach starts churning, you gotta delete file. :lol

A girl I was dating a while back was into rape porn. I asked her about it one time, and she was like, "I don't like rape, but I think it's a turn-on." Hey, way to be. Sometimes relationship boundaries are crossed when your girl shows you her porn, or vice-versa. Some of it's like "WTF???" PEACE.
 

BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
Pimpwerx said:
When the stomach starts churning, you gotta delete file. :lol

A girl I was dating a while back was into rape porn. I asked her about it one time, and she was like, "I don't like rape, but I think it's a turn-on." Hey, way to be. Sometimes relationship boundaries are crossed when your girl shows you her porn, or vice-versa. Some of it's like "WTF???" PEACE.

For sure. Its amazing how closely girls are to guys when it comes to sexual openness and I agree, if you want to expand what your doing sexually with a chick...talk about what porn she watches :lol
 

teh_pwn

"Saturated fat causes heart disease as much as Brawndo is what plants crave."
cybamerc said:
I think most heterosexual porn is really made for closet homosexuals. I think anyone who enjoys watching another guys weiner has some issues to begin with but it seems to me that most boy-girl porn focuses on the dude. Girl-on-girl action or solo FTW!!1

Huh? Why are we focusing on a guy's dick? Ignore the guy or put yourself in his perspective, but focus on the woman.

Most girl only porn isn't very good. Either the girls aren't really into it, or they're real lesbians which tend to be a bit too masculine for my tastes. Aside from scissor sex, lesbian sex is boring, you really don't get to see a woman's body in action.


To the thread question: Europe in general with the exception of Britain.
 

Bildi

Member
While I feel I am suitably qualified to answer this question, it's pretty hard to answer - I like it all!

Many countries have something to offer (except Australia, believe me), but if I had to chose one for the rest of my life it would be something European. There is a pretty wide variety of stuff - a little something for everyone.

Ok, I'm done.
 
If you know where to look almost all of the Jpornn can be found without the mosiac.

You will however quickly discover that you are unable to find some of the more popular/famous Jporn girls in movies w/o mosiac. The reason, or so I've been told, is that alot of the more popular/famous girls don't actually allow penetration or be have the random pr0n dude's jizz inside them so they fake everything up and use the mosiac to hide it.

There are also other movies that are mosiac only but don't star any popular/famous people. Recently Japan's porn industry supposedly stiffened up its rules for STD testing. In the case where several cast members are missing recent tests or a few people are positive for some disease they also go ahead and make the movie by faking everything up but hiding the fact with mosiac.
 
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