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Which country has the best porn?

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Ryu1999

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ddk_ps3 said:
If you know where to look almost all of the Jpornn can be found without the mosiac.

You will however quickly discover that you are unable to find some of the more popular/famous Jporn girls in movies w/o mosiac. The reason, or so I've been told, is that alot of the more popular/famous girls don't actually allow penetration or be have the random pr0n dude's jizz inside them so they fake everything up and use the mosiac to hide it.

There are also other movies that are mosiac only but don't star any popular/famous people. Recently Japan's porn industry supposedly stiffened up its rules for STD testing. In the case where several cast members are missing recent tests or a few people are positive for some disease they also go ahead and make the movie by faking everything up but hiding the fact with mosiac.

Show me a Maria Ozawa movie without mosaic and Ill be your bestest friend forever (and I'll stop hating on j-porn)
 

weepy

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Hmm, I'll have to say US of A has the best porn to my liking. Sure, some of the shots aren't too flattering but it's still cool. I've seen some German porn and that was a major turn off...anyway Midnight Prowl for the win.
 

jooey

The Motorcycle That Wouldn't Slow Down
negitoro7 said:
Almost all of my J-porn, stars women that either shave a little or shave a lot down there. Almost none of my J-porn stars women that have high pitched screaming. I download atleast 20gb a month, all of it from Japan.
you should probably tone down your authoritativeness a little.
 

negitoro7

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Ryu1999 said:
Show me a Maria Ozawa movie without mosaic and Ill be your bestest friend forever (and I'll stop hating on j-porn)
She had some uncensored clips under the name of "miyabi" but they weren't very good. Unfortunately, the best JAV titles are still of the censored variety.
 

negitoro7

Member
jooey said:
you should probably tone down your authoritativeness a little.
I'm just saying what I've found in terms of Jporn... :S
No need to get all testy in a porn discussion, my apologies if I offended anyone. :)
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
ddk_ps3 said:
If you know where to look almost all of the Jpornn can be found without the mosiac.

You will however quickly discover that you are unable to find some of the more popular/famous Jporn girls in movies w/o mosiac. The reason, or so I've been told, is that alot of the more popular/famous girls don't actually allow penetration or be have the random pr0n dude's jizz inside them so they fake everything up and use the mosiac to hide it.

There are also other movies that are mosiac only but don't star any popular/famous people. Recently Japan's porn industry supposedly stiffened up its rules for STD testing. In the case where several cast members are missing recent tests or a few people are positive for some disease they also go ahead and make the movie by faking everything up but hiding the fact with mosiac.

Also not having the mosiac used to be illegal. Not you can watch mosiac free porn but Japanese guys (and gals) tend to like it...makes it more high class or some crap
 

big_z

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Japan has the widest variety of fantasy porn. If you can think of it chances are it was done at least once in japan. It's just too bad they fake a ton of it. It's understandable for the fantasy stuff like train rape and so on but when you fake even simple straight sex it's just not worth it... plus it's pixelated which blows. It's like paying to watch scrambled porn on tv.

Japan does rock for the softcore swimsuit/nude modeling stuff though.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
big_z said:
Japan has the widest variety of fantasy porn. If you can think of it chances are it was done at least once in japan. It's just too bad they fake a ton of it. It's understandable for the fantasy stuff like train rape and so on but when you fake even simple straight sex it's just not worth it... plus it's pixelated which blows. It's like paying to watch scrambled porn on tv.

Japan does rock for the softcore swimsuit/nude modeling stuff though.
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Triumph

Banned
cicerone said:
Why do so many gaffers know much about Japanese porn?
It's kinda scary:lol
...How long have you been here, man? Turning Japanese is a wistful song of hope around these parts.
 

Stinkles

Clothed, sober, cooperative
Triumph Dolomite 1300cc said:
...How long have you been here, man? Turning Japanese is a wistful song of hope around these parts.


I peed! :lol

Germans filmed it and called it porn
 

Troidal

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ddk_ps3 said:
If you know where to look almost all of the Jpornn can be found without the mosiac.

You will however quickly discover that you are unable to find some of the more popular/famous Jporn girls in movies w/o mosiac. The reason, or so I've been told, is that alot of the more popular/famous girls don't actually allow penetration or be have the random pr0n dude's jizz inside them so they fake everything up and use the mosiac to hide it.

There are also other movies that are mosiac only but don't star any popular/famous people. Recently Japan's porn industry supposedly stiffened up its rules for STD testing. In the case where several cast members are missing recent tests or a few people are positive for some disease they also go ahead and make the movie by faking everything up but hiding the fact with mosiac.

Ding, ding, ding!
 

Borci88

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How do you guys know all this stuff, French/Brasilian/German/Japanese/Australian/American/Czech. DO you guys actually input "French Porn" into some sort of search engine and you have all you need?! Coz all I ever seem to be able to find (fkn limewire), is American and Russian(wtf)??
 
I hate American porn because the guys are all brutal thugs on steroids mistreating the girls in some kind of power rape ****. While their partners try to do their best to resemble underage girls with shaved pubic hair and showing off their stupidity, but with big fake plastic tits of course. It's all too violent and fake and without feeling. All about slapping and spitting, just disgusting.

Great porn is from Italy, although often there's this creepy old guy lurking around, don't know what's that about. German porn often is some kind of scat or bondage or some shit I'm not into, plus the girls look kind of creepy. Same with Japanese porn. Always the same setup with the fake rape or whatever, cencored too. Plus I can't take Japanese guys seriously.
Brazilian stuff is nice, always nice girls. And then of course the East European girls, almost always the best looking girls in the business. Until they get worn out by American Power ****ers that is.
 

Jake.

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Smiling Bandit said:
I hate American porn because the guys are all brutal thugs on steroids mistreating the girls in some kind of power rape ****. While their partners try to do their best to resemble underage girls with shaved pubic hair and showing off their stupidity, but with big fake plastic tits of course. It's all too violent and fake and without feeling. All about slapping and spitting, just disgusting.

...:lol
 

BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
Smiling Bandit said:
I hate American porn because the guys are all brutal thugs on steroids mistreating the girls in some kind of power rape ****. While their partners try to do their best to resemble underage girls with shaved pubic hair and showing off their stupidity, but with big fake plastic tits of course. It's all too violent and fake and without feeling. All about slapping and spitting, just disgusting.

Its called ****ING! I don't know if theres porn classified as "Makin love"...but I'll look for you, maybe I'll make one myself and have "Take these broken wings" playing in the background.
 

Jake.

Member
no wonder half of this board are virgins, some of you are so ****ing picky with PORN i'd hate to see what you'd be like with a real girl.
 
BlueTsunami said:
Its called ****ING! I don't know if theres porn classified as "Makin love"...but I'll look for you, maybe I'll make one myself and have "Take these broken wings" playing in the background.

What? Watch some Italian stuff for comparison. The Americans don't even ****, I don't know what it is. Instead of kissing they spit. I mean, c'mon!
 

Jake.

Member
Smiling Bandit said:
What? Watch some Italian stuff for comparison. The Americans don't even ****, I don't know what it is. Instead of kissing they spit. I mean, c'mon!

i think what you're looking for is the bold and the beautiful, not a porn video.
 

BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
Smiling Bandit said:
What? Watch some Italian stuff for comparison. The Americans don't even ****, I don't know what it is. Instead of kissing they spit. I mean, c'mon!

Its animalistic and don't go down on us Americans for the spitting, the Germans like to play with their own shit! Whats worse! a lil spit on the vagina/anoos! or watching a german dude rub his crotch into a pile of chock full o' nuts.

But yeah, spit is the natural lubricant though...so its more true to form than anything
 
Smiling Bandit said:
I hate American porn because the guys are all brutal thugs on steroids mistreating the girls in some kind of power rape ****. While their partners try to do their best to resemble underage girls with shaved pubic hair and showing off their stupidity, but with big fake plastic tits of course. It's all too violent and fake and without feeling. All about slapping and spitting, just disgusting.

What kind of American porn are you watching?

Smiling Bandit said:
Brazilian stuff is nice, always nice girls. And then of course the East European girls, almost always the best looking girls in the business.

You've redeemed yourself
 

HolyStar

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Bud said:
Porn is better without fake titties.

god i hate them

I know I can't even get a stiffy with fake tits gawd there like ****ing rocks people.

Also what search engine do you guys use to find brazilian and eastern european porn?
 

Oldschoolgamer

The physical form of blasphemy
big_z said:
Japan has the widest variety of fantasy porn. If you can think of it chances are it was done at least once in japan. It's just too bad they fake a ton of it. It's understandable for the fantasy stuff like train rape and so on but when you fake even simple straight sex it's just not worth it... plus it's pixelated which blows. It's like paying to watch scrambled porn on tv.

Japan does rock for the softcore swimsuit/nude modeling stuff though.

Blackace said:

:lol :lol
 

Shinobi

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Guzim said:
Naughty America!

:lol Word...


Pellham said:
And I'm also of the opinion that porn sexually conditions men to like penises, since a guy's penis, either penetrating or getting sucked on, is often the focus of the camera. And the cum shot. Porn movies today are basically making men jack off to men jacking off/shooting their load on screen. Something to think about next time you watch heteroporn.

The obsession with male member close ups and fixation of love juice flying across the room isn't exactly appealing to me. It's why I generally prefer softcore porn...the ladies generally look a lot better, they're the focus of the shot instead of the guy or his ****ing taint, and they're just as much in control in the scene as the guy, instead of just being some **** cushion. And in the case of a series like 'Voyeur', it's so realistic it's just about as convincing as the real thing.

Lesbo porn does nothing for me though...frankly it's boring as shit.


Stinkles said:
I peed! :lol

Germans filmed it and called it porn

:lol :lol :lol
 

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
Jake XXX said:
no wonder half of this board are virgins, some of you are so ****ing picky with PORN i'd hate to see what you'd be like with a real girl.
Seriously. There's an obvious correlation between GAF's distaste for rape fantasy porn and the number of virgins here.

Wait a minute...
 
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