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[Tiamat2san]

I think we really need to talk about Master Chiefs political orientation.

Well he doesn’t like aliens...

 

[Ascend]

Not every game needs to have sexuality in it. Let Master Chief be what he is instead of converting him into a rainbow pussy.

 

[Buki1]

Master Chief

> Main Chief

Chief is offensive to Native Americans and unconsciously speaks to the history of racial genocide and imperialism in the US

> Main Guy

Guy is offensive to non gender conforming sentient ape descendants and unconsciously speaks to the history of bigotry and patriarchy in the US

> Main Person

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[VAL0R]

One day Master Chief and Cortana, who becomes a real woman with space magic, will get married on a alien planet with lots of flowers and have a son named "Baby Master Chief Jr." who will learn the Spartan ways and continue the tradition of killing jihadist aliens, like how dad showed him.

 

[Nikana]

Master Chief is a sexual orientation.

 

[Inuteu]

I hope he take his helmet off and is Abby

 

[Inuteu]

Well he doesn’t like aliens...

so no chance to be this guy under the armor?

 

[the_master]

Not very related but the least I know about the MC, the better. Halo CE was great in this regard, everything was a mystery. Now they have made so many books and movies and spin offs that you can no longer guess, you just need to find this information.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

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[Nikana]

I hope he take his helmet off and is Abby

Reported.

 

[Roman Empire]

Chief is a powerhouse and its sexual appetite can't be satisfied. Man, woman, or AI can't help but fall for him.

 

[H4ze]

Ahhh why did I click on this thread, I never learn my lesson xD

 

[SurprisedPikachu]

Discuss the matter at hand

If they try to bring that shit into Halo, I hope the series burns to the ground. I am so done with woke culture.

 

[LordOfChaos]

Discuss the matter at hand

 

[EverydayBeast]

Stupid nerds.

 

[Grinchy]

That is all well and good but if Master Chief is not a person of color to then all bets are off. No fucking buy! I'll even make a disparaging halo hashtag on Twitter to express my anger.

Yeah he should be a CoC for sure.

 

[Manwithoutfear]

Discuss the matter at hand

WTH who cares. can i sticky grenade the covenant and ride around in warthogs and shoot blueteam. those are the important questions.

 

[Rickyiez]

Hmm I don't think Cortana can be defined within gender boundary.

 

[Chittagong]

Anything else than a gender queer trans nonbinary black Master Chief is transphobic and frankly unacceptable. In fact I think Stinkles should apologise in advance for the bigotry.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

I think the world was a better place when we had asexual video games characters (for the most part).

But I bet he is pansexual.

Definition: Pansexuality is sexual, romantic or emotional attraction towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity. Pansexual people may refer to themselves as gender-blind, asserting that gender and sex are not determining factors in their romantic or sexual attraction to others.

So now this is OK to be gender-blind, but being skin-color-blind is a form of violence? What a time to be alive!

 

[Scotty W]

Well he doesn’t like aliens...

Aliens who flood in where they don’t belong...

 

[Elektro Demon]

 

[Bonfires Down]

Doing a Google search it seems that he has a thing for Zero Suit Samus...

 

[Droxcy]

We don’t need. It’s a video game.

 

[BigBooper]

He's a mechanophiliac and his gender is technosexual and/or cybersexual depending on if he's attracted to bits or nuts at the time.

 

[Murdoch]

I know we're all joking about this; in reality there's an incredibly strong chance a non binary Spartan/ODST and a gay marine will be revealed as side characters in 2 hours time.

 

[HitCtrlAltDel]

MC (xe, xym, xyr) is actually a xenophilliac, but is still in a self-struggle to find xymself, that’s why xe hates the covenant so much.

 

[TheContact]

Master Chief

> Main Chief

Chief is offensive to Native Americans and unconsciously speaks to the history of racial genocide and imperialism in the US

> Main Guy

Guy is offensive to non gender conforming sentient ape descendants and unconsciously speaks to the history of bigotry and patriarchy in the US

> Main Person

> Main Person

Person is offensive as it implies that everyone identifies as a person and not an object or an animal

Main Character

 

[TLZ]

Not every game needs to have sexuality in it. Let Master Chief be what he is instead of converting him into a rainbow pussy.

I'm trying to visualize what a rainbow pussy would look like. Rainbow pubes?

 

[iconmaster]

The best you can hope for is that he's bisexual. I mean, come on:

 

[iamvin22]

I need a drink

Way ahead of you

 

[TheGrat1]

Anything that walks is fair game...

 

[GymWolf]

Well he doesn’t like aliens...

So a trump supporter?

 

[Data Ghost]

We can argue that the piece of software is more sexy than anything drunkman ever designed tho...

Can we update this design into something more progressive? Its only acceptable to have female characters now who either a) have barely visible gender neutral curves, or b) they do have curves but they are cleverly hidden by loose clothing/armour.

 

[Data Ghost]

I won't buy any game with a straight male lead anymore, so I hope so. I kinda think he should be differently-abled as well. Maybe the suit helps him walk, but when he takes the suit off, he has to use a wheelchair with a rainblow flag on it. Also he should be trans.

Agreed, as a straight white male I absolutely hate myself, and rightfully so too. Really not sure why god didn't create me as a transexual person of colour. Life can be so cruel.

 

[MeatSafeMurderer]

Definition: Pansexuality is sexual, romantic or emotional attraction towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity. Pansexual people may refer to themselves as gender-blind, asserting that gender and sex are not determining factors in their romantic or sexual attraction to others.

That's just bisexuality with extra steps.

 

[OutRun88]

Bruh.

 

[Wvrs]

Asexual because of genetic modifications.

Halo has been way ahead of the times since the beginning.

 

[sonyfifa]

Discuss the matter at hand

haha only virgins play xbox, u are asking them about sex !

 

[VAVA Mk2]

His sexual orientation is AIs

 

[Ceallach]

Just show that dick. I wanna know how enhanced those genetic enhancements really are.

 

[LarknThe4th]

Chief X Arby?

Makes sense, either way they are gonna be kicking ass together so live and let live!

 

[gow3isben]

Master chief is gender fluid. In Halo 1-3 pretty sure he was a male and in Halo 5 clearly female. In all circumstances she was clearly attracted to men. So he used to be a gay dude but now she’s a heterosexual female. Awaiting updates in infinite.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

That's just bisexuality with extra steps.

Apparently bisexuality is rejecting the spectrum of genders, it is bigotry!

 

[Casanova]

I really hope the chief is gay as hell, just to watch y'all lose your shit over yet another fictional video game character. It's great fun to watch. Pretending like gay super soldiers wouldn't exist (and/or claiming that their existence in video games would be "woke culture") is a true slap in the face to the sci-fi genre. But, I don't think y'all are ready for that conversation yet. Stop giving in to the clickbait, and move on ya sensitive straighties.

 

[Ascend]

I'm trying to visualize what a rainbow pussy would look like. Rainbow pubes?

 

[Marlenus]

Who the fuck gives a shit?

 

[Tesseract]

he's straight

this mudda fucka out there looking to ghost cortana into a shell so he can finish the fight and raise a family

 

[DESTROYA]

Just show that dick. I wanna know how enhanced those genetic enhancements really are.

You’ve definitely been out to sea for far too long.

Hey OP you can still dream about him, we wont judge.

 

[Tsukumo]

Or maybe he'll just transition to Mistress Chief...