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Chinese customs officials at the Liantang Port got more than they bargained for when an unusually busty woman was spotted among the incoming passengers. Noting her nervous behavior, they intercepted and inspected her, leading to the discovery that she was attempting to smuggle 350 Nintendo Switch game cartridges into mainland China in her bra.

The customs officials noticed the woman was behaving abnormally and that her “look and attitude were not innocent.” One eagle-eyed customs official also believed her breasts looked unusual, so they pulled her from the line of incoming passengers for further inspection.

That inspection revealed the woman was not as well-endowed as she hoped officials would believe. They found 350 Nintendo Switch game cartridges stuffed into her bra. The initial estimated value of the smuggled goods was 70,000 yuan ($9,660).

Chinese customs officials pointed out Article 7 of the Regulations on the Implementation on the Implementation of Customs Administrative Punishments of the People's Republic of China. That regulation prohibits people entering China from evading “customs supervision by hiding, disguising, concealing declarations, false declarations or other means, transporting, carrying, or mailing goods that are prohibited or restricted from entry or exit by the state.”

Bringing in or taking goods out of China without paying appropriate taxes is, like in most nations, considered smuggling and illegal. Assuming the Nintendo Switch game cards aren’t determined to be prohibited or restricted, the suspect could be subject to a fine of “not more than three times the amount of duties payable but evaded.”

Liantang Port is the mainland China counterpart to Heung Yuen Tai Control Point in Hong Kong. Located in Shenzhen, the land border control point was established to reduce the traffic through other border crossings in the country. It opened to passenger traffic on Feb. 6, 2023.

Woman busted smuggling 350 Nintendo Switch game cards in her bra — Chinese customs officials intercept smuggler at checkpoint

Smuggler was busted because her bust appeared unnatural.

www.tomshardware.com

 

[feynoob]

The size of those bra must be amazing to hold down that much switch games .

 

[cormack12]

BRB, need unpixelated pics

 

[TintoConCasera]

Imagine you are about two suck on two nice tits, yet when you remove the bra, it's all Nintendo.

 

[kanjobazooie]

One eagle-eyed customs official also believed her breasts looked unusual

This eagle-eyed official knew something was wrong when his one-eyed willie didn't react to the unusual boobies.

 

[feynoob]

Imagine you are about two suck on two nice tits, yet when you remove the bra, it's all Nintendo.

I love that. Get to have a nice suck and a game to play when I am tired.

 

[demented waffle]

I've seen movies that begin with this plot...

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[daxgame]

One eagle-eyed customs official also believed her breasts looked unusual

 

[ReyBrujo]

So that's where all those Titus games were hidden...

 

[Vyse]

So that's where all those Titus games were hidden...

I see what you did there.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Imagine you are about two suck on two nice tits, yet when you remove the bra, it's all Nintendo.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

 

[El Muerto]

Chinese customs officials at the Liantang Port got more than they bargained for when an unusually busty woman was spotted among the incoming passengers.

So they saw an asian woman with big tits and were like "hold up, something isnt right"

 

[Saber]

Thats one hell of bra.
I wonder if her breasts look like the original Tomb Raider polygon tits with that.

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

 

[West Texas CEO]

by the way, Thick Thighs Save Lives , I like how the thread title starts out;

"Woman busted..."

 

[Deerock71]

I love that. Get to have a nice suck and a game to play when I am tired.

 

[MarkMe2525]

Imagine you are about two suck on two nice tits, yet when you remove the bra, it's all Nintendo.

Bitter titties.

Edit: to those who do not know, Nintendo coats the switch cartridges with a extremely bitter additive, to discourage kids from putting them in their mouth. Personally, I say we let natural selection weed these ones out.

 

[diffusionx]

Combining my two favorite things, breasts and video games. A woman after my own heart.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

There are many ways to do this that are far less comical and obvious than what she decided to do...

 

[Shakka43]

Imagine you are about two suck on two nice tits, yet when you remove the bra, it's all Nintendo.

You can still play with them.

 

[keraj37]

Well, if she went all digital, she wouldn't be busted, would she?

 

[StereoVsn]

The customs official thought to himself: “Hmm… the Plot thickens!”

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

Of course it's a butt guy writing this filthy hit piece.

 

[Hudo]

Cartridges > Discs.

 

[mitch1971]

I heard they are coated with a bitter taste to stop kids putting them in their mouth.





The cartridges I mean.

 

[RoboFu]

Sooo how much for a game? And have they been washed?



J/k

 

[MagiusNecros]

I counted 100 Animal Crossing cartridges. >_>

 

[Robb]

leading to the discovery that she was attempting to smuggle 350 Nintendo Switch game cartridges into mainland China in her bra

 

[IAmRei]

 

[ZoukGalaxy]

I bet most people will even not understand this picture, this is pure gold

 

[BennyBlanco]

I wanna see the absolute milk tanks that could hide 350 switch carts. Sheesh.

 

[nush]

Bringing in or taking goods out of China without paying appropriate taxes is, like in most nations, considered smuggling and illegal.

I was one hell of a smuggler then. Can't catch me CCP coppers!

 

[ahtlas7]

Booby inspector doing his job.

 

[Deerock71]

I bet most people will even not understand this picture, this is pure gold

"Get ready for a big SURPRISE!"

 

[Mr Reasonable]

I wonder what the games were?

 

[keraj37]

I wonder what the games were?

All Assassin's Creed games

 

[Fart Knight]

I wouldnt lick those breasts anytime soon

 

[Fahdis]

People in this thread...

 

[Deft Beck]

The Nintendo Switch is the tits, but this is a whole new level.

 

[ReBurn]

They don't make carry cases that hold 350 carts. What else was she supposed to do?

 

[ZoukGalaxy]

I wonder what the games were?

Overcooked: All You Can Eat

 

[newtypepilot]

Chinese customs are always abreast for things.

LMAO when you scroll down there's a bra ad.

 

[Yerd]

I tried to find the right gif to fit in. I couldn't find what I wanted but stumbled on this one instead.

 

[Spukc]

imagining trying to lick her tits,

those cartridges taste NASTY

 

[West Texas CEO]

those cartridges taste NASTY

How do you know this, cartridge licker.

 

[chromhound]

Imagine you are about two suck on two nice tits, yet when you remove the bra, it's all Nintendo.

I'll let it slide she got copies of Pokemon so we can flip them for a profit

 

[Spukc]

How do you know this, cartridge licker.