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[Ikutachi]

imagining trying to lick her tits,

those cartridges taste NASTY

But I like the new game smell.

 

[Sgt.Asher]

That's why I use the prison wallet.

 

[Bernardougf]

Now check inside...

 

[{insert code here}]

How big are dem tiddies

 

[ShadyAcshuns]

So many goodness!

 

[Audiophile]

High Tech Silicon Implants

 

[West Texas CEO]

How big are dem tiddies

They look like B cups.

 

[Varteras]

Amateur. Stick them in your prison wallet like real smugglers.

Imagine you are about two suck on two nice tits, yet when you remove the bra, it's all Nintendo.

To be fair, Nintendo has been sucking its own tits for decades.

 

[Shifty1897]

Imagine you are about two suck on two nice tits, yet when you remove the bra, it's all Nintendo.

And the tits that ARE there are covered in the bittering agent used to deter kids from eating Switch cartridges.

 

[chromhound]

Wrong thread

 

[MasterCornholio]

Well that's one way to get a breast enlargement.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

They call her ol Switch titties.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[cash_longfellow]

Man….this shit gotta be fake, right?….right!?!

 

[chromhound]

Oops wrong thread lol

 

[Zimmy68]

I haven't read a single reply to this thread but must ask, what is the point if the cards need to be activated at the register?

 

[GHound]

I haven't read a single reply to this thread but must ask, what is the point if the cards need to be activated at the register?

Is this a serious question or shitpost? It's hard to tell these days.

 

[analog_future]

that's a good idea. I don't have breasts but I'm sure I can find some other places to hide some Switch cards

 

[Negotiator]

inb4 sexism

I haven't read a single reply to this thread but must ask, what is the point if the cards need to be activated at the register?

They don't. Physical console games work with no activation. I assume you must be a PC/Steam guy for asking such a question.

Also, how do we know that these cartridges are legit and not counterfeit? I remember some news about pirated/cloned games.

 

[SHA]

Imagine you are about two suck on two nice tits, yet when you remove the bra, it's all Nintendo.

Sega can do what Nintendon't.

 

[SHA]

The customs official thought to himself: “Hmm… the Plot thickens!”

Change the plot, you need a plot twist to unthink of this stuff.

 

[jason10mm]

She needs to get some tips on how to pack a bra from Coco....

 

[-Minsc-]

Neither boobs nor Switch carts. The thread title directed my brain to remember this lady.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I'll take the final option, sir.

 

[Skifi28]

I miss the times when mules would smuggle things up their butts. Always gotta have a cavity search, it makes for a far more intimate experience not to mention aromatic.

 

[YeulEmeralda]

Well she got bust-ed.

 

[Mozza]

They will never make the case stand up in court.

 

[jason10mm]

They will never make the case stand up in court.

But her bail was DD-enied

 

[Hudo]

I haven't read a single reply to this thread but must ask, what is the point if the cards need to be activated at the register?

I never had to "activate" Switch cartridges.

 

[Mozza]

But her bail was DD-enied

Hope she does not get communi -titty service

 

[MasterCornholio]

Hope she does not get communi -titty service

Stop being such a boob.

 

[Radical_3d]

Imagine you are about two suck on two nice tits, yet when you remove the bra, it's all Nintendo.

Top 10 anime betrayals.

 

[Negotiator]

I never had to "activate" Switch cartridges.

They have a serial number (to track cloned cartridges and to redeem Nintendo Gold points), but it's not compulsory/always-online by any means.

I always get irritated when I see PCMR folks assuming that console physical media MUST definitely be like Steam DVD discs (zero ownership, since they require a code).

 

[Hudo]

They have a serial number (to track cloned cartridges and to redeem Nintendo Gold points), but it's not compulsory/always-online by any means.

I always get irritated when I see PCMR folks assuming that console physical media MUST definitely be like Steam DVD discs (zero ownership, since they require a code).

Yeah, always these PCMR people. Fucking retards...

 

[kiphalfton]

The size of those bra must be amazing to hold down that much switch games .

Is this a breast expansion gif, or do my eyes deceive me.

 

[Efren is G.O.A.T.]

Is this a breast expansion gif, or do my eyes deceive me.

I wondered the same thing. It has to be.

 

[mckmas8808]

Wrong thread

Whats the problem here?

 

[coffinbirth]

"The initial estimated value of the smuggled goods was 70,000 yuan ($9,660)."

Until it was pointed out to officials that flash carts have completely flooded the market in the past month, so they then relentlessly mocked her for being tardy to the party before feeding her to their canine unit.

EDIT: Actually, these could be bootleg carts. Wave one, afaik. I haven't seen any, but theoretically you could just take a MIG clone and make it a single boot game, with no need to toggle with just one game, you could pass it off as legit until you tried to go online.

 

[Barakov]

Woman busted smuggling 350 Nintendo Switch game cards in her bra — Chinese customs officials intercept smuggler at checkpoint

Smuggler was busted because her bust appeared unnatural.

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