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I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't
- Thread starter EightBitNate
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have u and ur bro had sex yet
in for potential GAF doujinshi
Prototype Viktor
Member
naw naw naw it's
"I was trying to turn you gay by associating sex with men with me near you watching porn. That way i don't have to worry about beating up some guy for banging my sister"
Mr Touchdown
Member
WAIT IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?
Zeyphersan
Banned
You're kidding...... right?
Fury Sense
Member
starting to sympathize. so uncomfortable he had to stay on the couch... sounds terrifying to live in such fear.
at least now he can fap.
couldn't resist, still serious about first part
TacticalFox88
Banned
FantasticMrFoxdie
Mumber
Oh man this thread. LOL
The crazy part is I entered that thread earlier today when it was bumped and was like "WTF is the OP talking about" then closed it.
And now my first time in this thread...it all makes sense. bwahaha
EDIT: So yeah just caught up on this whole thread and wow OP. I feel kind of bad now. I think leaving the note and not sleeping in the same bed/room was a bad idea. Thats just making more awkward than it needs to be especially with the chance she didn't even hear anything. Even if then, you could have easily used the 'Game of Thrones' defense.
The crazy part is I entered that thread earlier today when it was bumped and was like "WTF is the OP talking about" then closed it.
And now my first time in this thread...it all makes sense. bwahaha
EDIT: So yeah just caught up on this whole thread and wow OP. I feel kind of bad now. I think leaving the note and not sleeping in the same bed/room was a bad idea. Thats just making more awkward than it needs to be especially with the chance she didn't even hear anything. Even if then, you could have easily used the 'Game of Thrones' defense.
the one without a headphone jack
Freaky Fred
Banned
Terrible idea.
If sis knows what you did, she's gonna think you're an even bigger perv and are sleeping out there so you can watch porn as loud as you want.
If she doesn't know what you did, she'll probably assume you're out there to watch porn or possibly something much worse.
Your only salvation now is to say you have trouble sleeping without some background noise so you watch movies on your ipad before bed and don't want to disturb anyone.
But if she or your mom know about the other night, they're going to assume you mean you can't sleep without beating off first
That's probably the reason why he's actually sleeping in the living room. His mom wants him to go to bed because she knows that otherwise she's going to have to burn the couch.
"You are my sister and I love you?"
Depends on what kind of stuff he was watching, even a show as lewd as game of thrones doesn't feature much throat gagging noises
Nah, they really weren't. I gave the show a chance after reading so much crap about it and the defenders (so I could see who was right for myself), and it was a funny little show. Most of the defending posts were done in season 1 which were perfectly valid as there really were no undertones in season 1.
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Game of Thrones doesn't have the same lewd speak as what he was probably watching. Also, moaning in Game of Thrones probably wasn't as fake.
boiled goose
good with gravy
You might be addicted to porn.
LonelyGreyWolf
Banned
This thread was really great to read through, but I wonder, why would OP watch porn if he didn't have any intention of masturbating? Why else would you watch porn? For the storyline? Nay, the OP was definitely doing it all along.
You didn't read it thoroughly I guess. If you did, you wouldn't even be questioning it. OP slipped up too many times and pretty much confirmed through those slip-ups that he was watching it to do the deed.
So why has this not been expanded on????!!!
Freaky Fred
Banned
because it's not true?
Freaky Fred
Banned
Freaky Fred here, can confirm.
If you check his post history in this thread it's painfully obvious he isn't OP's sister.
Actually it's obvious without even checking.
I just wanted to believe. It would've been so good.
Freaky Fred
Banned
The only way this thread could get better is if it morphs into a twisted version of that "I saw my sister in law butt ass naked" thread. Here's my hope for this thread's future:
OP is gonna start saying his sister is wearing skimpy clothes around him and then she's gonna cut his hair and slap her boobs around the back of his head the whole time.
Then we'll find out OP was looking through old family albums and finds out his sister was actually adopted and isn't related to him at all. Then a deluge of "go for it bro" posts will inevitably flood this thread for 6 pages.
OP will start having highly sexual thoughts and urges about the girl he always believed was his sister while maintaining that he isn't some sexually driven creep. It will become obvious that he's trying to convince himself of this more than he's trying to convince us.
OP will then decide he's gonna go for it, stating "hell, real flesh and blood is much better than watching porn on an ipad, and she's not really my sister." OP will disappear for 40 minutes while all of GAF bites its nails in anticipation.
then OP will return and tell us it was all an elaborate prank set up by his mom and sister just to mess with him or something. Some of us will be relieved, some of us will be in disbelief, some meltdowns will occur. Most of us will be a bit sad that the thread has reached its end, but that sadness will quickly fade away when someone else creates a thread asking if it's weird to poop in the sink and wash your hands in the toilet or something. The new OP will be ridiculed, gifs will be made, and the circle of GAF life will continue.
OP is gonna start saying his sister is wearing skimpy clothes around him and then she's gonna cut his hair and slap her boobs around the back of his head the whole time.
Then we'll find out OP was looking through old family albums and finds out his sister was actually adopted and isn't related to him at all. Then a deluge of "go for it bro" posts will inevitably flood this thread for 6 pages.
OP will start having highly sexual thoughts and urges about the girl he always believed was his sister while maintaining that he isn't some sexually driven creep. It will become obvious that he's trying to convince himself of this more than he's trying to convince us.
OP will then decide he's gonna go for it, stating "hell, real flesh and blood is much better than watching porn on an ipad, and she's not really my sister." OP will disappear for 40 minutes while all of GAF bites its nails in anticipation.
then OP will return and tell us it was all an elaborate prank set up by his mom and sister just to mess with him or something. Some of us will be relieved, some of us will be in disbelief, some meltdowns will occur. Most of us will be a bit sad that the thread has reached its end, but that sadness will quickly fade away when someone else creates a thread asking if it's weird to poop in the sink and wash your hands in the toilet or something. The new OP will be ridiculed, gifs will be made, and the circle of GAF life will continue.
I'm sure none of this will actually happen(except the last 2 sentences)
Oh my god this is stunningly funny
Jimmyfenix
Member
Damn you are correct
FantasticMrFoxdie
Mumber
True. If it was some pretty hardcore stuff, there is no explaining that one I guess. lol
We need to know what kind of green noises OP
OP has sex with his sister? Then it turns out it was a prank like the sister in law thread, that would be hilarious.
that's totally fine. I'll take that over the ones who seem desperate for an incest story
If people are that desperate I've got one of my one.that's totally fine. I'll take that over the ones who seem desperate for an incest story
...
and yet my "chipotle buying qdoba's queso dip" thread got locked with no explanation
Mine has lesbian threesomes and incestuous sisters so not quite the same as the OP.
Freaky Fred
Banned
100% true, would anyone like to hear it? It's probably not as entertaining.
is it a true story?
"ahh ahh onii-chan~"
thisisneogaf.gif
Do it up, I'm interested.
DoktorEvil
Banned
Ah the dark and twisted turn this thread has made...
I Love It.
I Love It.
EightBitNate
Member
Go on
velociraptor
Junior Member
Moral Panic
Member
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she was and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.
I don't think it's that interesting really.
thoseAREmySHOES
Member
Contender for thread of the year..and it's only February.
The sheer amount of spiderman content in this thread is incredible, LMAO
actually I had a similar experience. My brother came over to visit and 1 night I was watching porn in my room, with the door closed. I had headphone on and only found sometime later that I didn't have it connected...he was sleeping in the living room (which was like just the next room) and I bet he heard the sex noise if he was not sleeping yet.
Another time it happened again and this time, the volume was way high but fortunately I didn't have guest in the room..but I bet upstairs people could hear it.
Another time it happened again and this time, the volume was way high but fortunately I didn't have guest in the room..but I bet upstairs people could hear it.
Insane Metal
Gold Member
Damn. That's really weird. Huh
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