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[NinjaBoiX]

The Paul and Linda story is amazing, fair play fella!

I don't have that many crazy sex stories compared to the ones I've read in here (best sex thread in a while) but I did get blown by my first GF while driving around in the back of my mates car. I remember it was a blazingly hot summer's day around lunchtime, people everywhere. My mate driving didn't notice at first, then glanced over his shoulder with a mixture of adulation and repulsion, I just shrugged smugly.

It wasn't so bad driving along as people don't really get a chance to look, but stopping at traffic lights was pretty embarrassing. This one old couple noticed so the dude, presumably not sure what he'd seen, came closer to the window for a better look, much to the dismay of his wife. She scolded him, slapping him across the back of the head as she shepherded him away, tutting at me as she did. His face was a picture!

Also, +1 on the scratching thing, fingernails down your back feels so hot.

An ex would use hers as some form of non-verbal communication. She liked rough sex but if I got a bit carried away, nibbling turning more into biting, pulling her hair too roughly, etc, she would properly dig them into my skin and draw blood.

But it wasn't an exact science. She sometimes got carried away in a similar fashion because obviously I'd ease up when I felt her dig her nails in, but she would be like "what are you doing? That was amazing, why did you stop?"

Dammit woman, just talk to me! I look like I've been flayed over here.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I have zero sex stories, but this one is one of my favourites on GAF: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660885

 

[BlueBadger]

I have zero sex stories, but this one is one of my favourites on GAF: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660885

I'm actually howling right now. HELP.

 

[Mistel]

best sex thread in a while. Dammit woman, just talk to me! I look like I've been flayed over here.

As it rightly should be . Scratches are great, some of us do get a bit carried away though I can admit to being like that myself...

 

[Twilight Gap]

best sex thread in a while

 

[IISANDERII]

Just in case NSFW

Spoiler

I was out with friends and it was mostly couples so I got paired off by default with this sexy and flirty Spanish woman in her 40's. She wasn't very pretty but whatever. Her English was poor so we couldn't really talk and it was awkward but once we got to the club I got turned real fast by her grinding on me, whispering Spanish to me as she "accidentally" let her lips touch my ear and stuff like that.
My giant boner was calmed by drinking a lot and some weed from earlier.

We end up going to her place and I finally go for it and try to kiss her in the elevator. She was having none of it and pushed me away, I didn't know what the hell was going on.

But once we got into the master bedroom she began to slowly kiss my neck and put her hands all over my body. She helped me take my shirt off and kissed all over my chest+stomach and used her nails to lightly scratch me, which felt so good. She was fucking amazing, every move was perfect and I realized why older women are so awesome. She grabbed my raging cock through my pants and kissed it.

Then she went to the bathroom and came out completely naked. Wow. No awkward undressing, no stupid lingerie to deal with, just pure woman. Sexy body, awesome tits.

I grabbed her hard to me and kissed her deeply, sticking my tongue way into her mouth as I groped her, ending up squeezing her ass as hard as possible.
As we kissed and fondled she was undoing my pants and played with my cock. She took some of my pre-cum in her fingers and put it in her mouth and then said something in Spanish.

The moment I began fingering her, she got down and began giving me head. Great head, best I've ever had, not too hard, tickling my balls, jerking nicely, and fingered my asshole a little even which surprised me. I had never really cum from a blowjob but I would at this rate.

But she stopped. I pushed her onto the bed and kissed her all over and sucked those glorious tits. Normally I'm very safety conscious using condoms and not giving oral and only go all out when in long term relations but all that was forgotten on this night.
I ate her out like a hog as she moaned+whimpered and said the Rosary in Spanish[I think].

She grabbed my head, pulled me up to her and I slammed my cock into her very wet and surprisingly tight pussy and we were instantly at full speed, pounding her as violently as I could. She came very soon and a few minutes later again as we orgasmed together. I shot monstrous loads into her.

I crashed but eventually we fucked again in the middle of the night for a good while.

Woke up at 5am or so and walked 30min to my buddy's house where my car was. I slept on the couch for a bit but woke up to make a phone call; was supposed to meet somebody but told him what had happened and went into detail and saying I reeked of booze, weed, sex and pussy.
Left the room and this girl who was staying over was standing there and she must've heard everything I said because the house was dead quiet. I was bit stunned, I asked her how she was doing but she just came close to me, smelled me and told me I do stink. I was feeling bold as hell and about to make a confident move on her when it hit me.

I needed to take a major shit and so I raced to the more secluded bathroom in the basement and shat for a long time. I fell asleep and awoke hours later. I wiped for a long time and when I was done I snuck out the side basement entrance to my car. My car was boxed in on the driveway so I had to drive on the lawn to get out. As I manoeuvred I could see that people were beginning to watch me from the windows so I drove off quickly, hopping the curb badly.

My friend broke up with his woman and moved out of that house soon after. Never heard anything about either girl. My car stank for a while but it turned me on.

 

[AVclub]

So you say you're not into men but you let Paul suck your dick?

I would argue that a mouth in the dark is genderless. I'd also point out that my dick has been in the mouth of a number of women whom I was also not into.

 

[Mistel]

I would argue that a mouth in the dark is genderless. I'd also point out that my dick has been in the mouth of a number of women whom I was also not into.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being curious...

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Well that certainly something, not one for subtle exits then?

 

[LifEndz]

So you had some action on the side or did your girlfriend come afterwards?

My gf at the time was stationed in Hawaii while I was in Ft. Lewis, WA. So I was playing the field a bit while she was away. Glad I was too because later (when we both were living together in Alaska) I caught her about to embark on a trip home where she was going to "meet up" with an ex of hers. Silly girl left her email open on our computer and when I walked into the computer room in our apartment it was right there for me to read.

Made her feel like shit about it and when we eventually broke up I told her about that perfect night I had with another woman while she was away.

I don't cheat anymore though . Damn this thread is good

 

[Max]

i've been seeing this girl and the first time we did anything sexual together i finished in her mouth and she kept trying to kiss me afterwards it was very weird to me gaf

 

[Izayoi]

i've been seeing this girl and the first time we did anything sexual together i finished in her mouth and she kept trying to kiss me afterwards it was very weird to me gaf

Not down for the snowball?

Next time tell her you'll do it if she lets you cum in her.

Wait, did she swallow first?

 

[Mistel]

Made her feel like shit about it and when we eventually broke up I told her about that perfect night I had with another woman while she was away.

I don't cheat anymore though . Damn this thread is good

Well at least you don't cheat anymore (not that I am one to lecture about morality as I'd be a huge hypocrite) so that's a positive thing.

Wait, did she swallow first?

By the sounds of it she hadn't swallowed? Which isn't surprising, cum doesn't taste nice at all.

 

[Max]

Not down for the snowball?

Next time tell her you'll do it if she lets you cum in her.

she always asks me to not use a condom as well so this is out of the question because she'd be so into that

 

[Symphonia]

She always asks me to not use a condom as well so this is out of the question because she'd be so into that.

1. Cum in her.
2. Have her take the morning after pill.
3. ????
4. Profit.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

1. Cum in her.
2. Have her take the morning after pill.
3. ????
4. Profit.

That is a fucking shitty idea.

Either use proper birth control (pill, implant, coil etc) or pull the fuck out. Morning after pill is a terrible contraceptive choice.

 

[Symphonia]

That is a fucking shitty idea.

Either use proper birth control (pill, implant, coil etc) or pull the fuck out. Morning after pill is a terrible contraceptive choice.

Well, either one or he just mans up and has a lovely cum swap with his girlfriend.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

i've been seeing this girl and the first time we did anything sexual together i finished in her mouth and she kept trying to kiss me afterwards it was very weird to me gaf

Remember when I popped one off in a girl's mouth after not coming for a few weeks. You could smell it and all. Too much aroma. Couldn't stand thinking about it, let alone kissing her. She understood. I loved that. Love women who swallow and not hesitate.

That is a fucking shitty idea.

Either use proper birth control (pill, implant, coil etc) or pull the fuck out. Morning after pill is a terrible contraceptive choice.

Speaking of fucking shitty ideas.

 

[AlteredForms]

i've been seeing this girl and the first time we did anything sexual together i finished in her mouth and she kept trying to kiss me afterwards it was very weird to me gaf

Don't crap where you eat. A wise man once said that.

 

[Mistel]

Well, either one or he just mans up and has a lovely cum swap with his girlfriend.

A taste of the own? That's probably better than a unwanted child.

 

[Übermatik]

The Paul and Linda story is amazing, fair play fella!

I don't have that many crazy sex stories compared to the ones I've read in here (best sex thread in a while) but I did get blown by my first GF while driving around in the back of my mates car. I remember it was a blazingly hot summer's day around lunchtime, people everywhere. My mate driving didn't notice at first, then glanced over his shoulder with a mixture of adulation and repulsion, I just shrugged smugly.

It wasn't so bad driving along as people don't really get a chance to look, but stopping at traffic lights was pretty embarrassing. This one old couple noticed so the dude, presumably not sure what he'd seen, came closer to the window for a better look, much to the dismay of his wife. She scolded him, slapping him across the back of the head as she shepherded him away, tutting at me as she did. His face was a picture!

Also, +1 on the scratching thing, fingernails down your back feels so hot.

An ex would use hers as some form of non-verbal communication. She liked rough sex but if I got a bit carried away, nibbling turning more into biting, pulling her hair too roughly, etc, she would properly dig them into my skin and draw blood.

But it wasn't an exact science. She sometimes got carried away in a similar fashion because obviously I'd ease up when I felt her dig her nails in, but she would be like "what are you doing? That was amazing, why did you stop?"

Dammit woman, just talk to me! I look like I've been flayed over here.

Not a HUGE fan of the scratching thing, I guess it can be kinky, but had sex with a girl before who was mad on stuff like that. Ended up having so many marks over my body for days after. Was sometimes a bit embarrassing trying to explain...

 

[Stiflers Mom]

It's a horrible story, but here we go...

Had anal sex with a girl, and after I put my cock out of her ass, she shat on my bed.

After realizing what just happened, she started screaming and crying, took my bedstuff which she shat upon, and locked herself into my bathroom for a few hours...

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Either use proper birth control (pill, implant, coil etc) or pull the fuck out. Morning after pill is a terrible contraceptive choice.

I dunno Jed, pulling out is playing with fire, it's got to be the least reliable form of contraception. The morning after pill is preferable, if not ideal.

It's a horrible story, but here we go...

Had anal sex with a girl, and after I put my cock out of her ass, she shat on my bed.

After realizing what just happened, she started screaming and crying, took my bedstuff which she shat upon, and locked herself into my bathroom for a few hours...

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Fortunately, its wasn't that drastic...

It was kind of difficult to talk her out of my bathroom, though.

 

[AVclub]

I don't think there's anything wrong with being curious...

If you're driving somewhere and suddenly take an unexpected turn and find yourself on an unfamiliar road, it doesn't mean that you were curious about what that road is like. It just means you took an unexpected turn.

 

[bigfunkychiken]

Not a HUGE fan of the scratching thing, I guess it can be kinky, but had sex with a girl before who was mad on stuff like that. Ended up having so many marks over my body for days after. Was sometimes a bit embarrassing trying to explain...

wear it with pride, man

 

[Mistel]

It was kind of difficult to talk her out of my bathroom, though.

How did you get her out off the bathroom?

It just means you took an unexpected turn.

No need to justify anything I understand. So did you enjoy the unexpected turn then?

wear it with pride, man

Totally with you on that one.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Well, either one or he just mans up and has a lovely cum swap with his girlfriend.

I don't think it's a purely binary choice man. Just spaff on her tits.

Unless she makes him lick it up.

That would be weird

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I dunno Jed, pulling out is playing with fire, it's got to be the least reliable form of contraception. The morning after pill is preferable, if not ideal.

I think not cumming in her is preferable to emergency contraception tbh. Pull out is obviously the contraception method for idiots, but regular Plan B is for fucking insane idiots IMO.

 

[Mistel]

regular Plan B is for fucking insane idiots IMO.

Emergency contraception seems effective enough to me.

 

[Noisy Ninj4]

I've had unprotected sex with my girl for 5 years. Pull out most days except when we're she's safe.

So far, so good.


So I bought a pair of handcuffs and such for valentine's day. She really enjoys being restrained, so needless to say that was a nice time. Then a few months later, her grandmother walks in on us going at it. Apparently those cuffs aren't up to her standards as she offered us use of a pair of her old leather ones...

 

[Izayoi]

she always asks me to not use a condom as well so this is out of the question because she'd be so into that

Right. So, cum inside of her, then snowball that, and have her swallow it for bonus points.

That's what I was suggesting. Don't knock it 'till you try it!

That is a fucking shitty idea.

Either use proper birth control (pill, implant, coil etc) or pull the fuck out. Morning after pill is a terrible contraceptive choice.

Pulling out? You're much better off nutting as deep as you can, and then using emergency contraceptive. It's far more effective than pulling out.

Speaking of fucking shitty ideas.

My man.

I think not cumming in her is preferable to emergency contraception tbh. Pull out is obviously the contraception method for idiots, but regular Plan B is for fucking insane idiots IMO.

I love being an insane idiot. :> I just keep a few tabs of Plan B in my nightstand. It's certainly done the trick so far!

Spoiler

Knock on wood.

I've had unprotected sex with my girl for 5 years. Pull out most days except when we're she's safe.

So far, so good.

Playing with fire. I honestly am shocked that you haven't wound up with a kid yet. How old are you guys? That almost sounds like infertility.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

So is finishing inside while she's on the pill generally seen as okay? Kinda tired of doing the balancing act with my girl. Pulling out and coming on her only really works in porn, the execution is far messier. We were using a condom & pill for about a year, but bad reactions to latex, them being super tight and pretty much killing my boner, and the increased sensation without sort of ended that quick.

DISCLAIMER: I'm super paranoid, it was one of the reasons we took quite a while into our relationship to have sex in the first place.

 

[Bleepey]

I would argue that a mouth in the dark is genderless. I'd also point out that my dick has been in the mouth of a number of women whom I was also not into.

Haha.

 

[Noisy Ninj4]

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Playing with fire. I honestly am shocked that you haven't wound up with a kid yet. How old are you guys? That almost sounds like infertility.

I'd be 26 and she's 24. Infertility is possible, we haven't really tested for it. Our sex is very erratic and not at all regular, which may contribute. (none for a month, then 3 times a day for a week, for example) I also pull out pretty early.

 

[Izayoi]

So is finishing inside while she's on the pill generally seen as okay? Kinda tired of doing the balancing act with my girl. Pulling out and coming on her only really works in porn, the execution is far messier. We were using a condom & pill for about a year, but bad reactions to latex, them being super tight and pretty much killing my boner, and the increased sensation without sort of ended that quick.

DISCLAIMER: I'm super paranoid, it was one of the reasons we took quite a while into our relationship to have sex in the first place.

If she's on the pill you're not having a kid.

Creampie away!

I'd be 26 and she's 24. Infertility is possible, we haven't really tested for it. Our sex is very erratic and not at all regular, which may contribute. (none for a month, then 3 times a day for a week, for example) I also pull out pretty early.

Regularity has nothing to do with it. Pulling out early might be part of the reason, but there's still the chance of your pre-cum containing semen (especially if you're having sex multiple times a day).

 

[backflip10019]

So is finishing inside while she's on the pill generally seen as okay? Kinda tired of doing the balancing act with my girl. Pulling out and coming on her only really works in porn, the execution is far messier. We were using a condom & pill for about a year, but bad reactions to latex, them being super tight and pretty much killing my boner, and the increased sensation without sort of ended that quick.

DISCLAIMER: I'm super paranoid, it was one of the reasons we took quite a while into our relationship to have sex in the first place.

I'd say yes. Been doing it for years with multiple girlfriends (none overlapping), and I've never had a real pregnancy scare.

 

[user8503492]

I got my buddies sister to give me a blow job when she had a sick with a cold.

Downside...I jammed my dick in her throat so hard and made her gag she blew a ton of snot out of her nose all over my pubes.
It was horrible..it was like someone took my pubes and just unleashed a pound of snot into them.

 

[eso76]

So is finishing inside while she's on the pill generally seen as okay?

99% safe with the 1% being you either forgot to take it or she threw up or improper usage.
So, 100% safe if used correctly.

 

[Symphonia]

I've never used a condom - ever - and I've only ever had one pregnancy scare after a one-night stand I really, really regret. Other than that, everything's safe. Most girls these days are either on the pill or wear a contraceptive patch so the need for a condom is removed. Plus I find wearing a condom limits the sensation somewhat and, not to blow my own trumpet or owt, but the girls I've been with say they love the feeling of me exploding inside them.

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

So is finishing inside while she's on the pill generally seen as okay?

How else is it supposed to work?

 

[bigfunkychiken]

My girlfriend is going on the pill soon, and I was looking forward to not having to use condoms, but the effectiveness only seems to be 95% or so.. however I see you guys saying that there should be no worry if she's on the pill. Comments?

 

[FallingEdge]

I've never used a condom - ever - and I've only ever had one pregnancy scare after a one-night stand I really, really regret. Other than that, everything's safe. Most girls these days are either on the pill or wear a contraceptive patch so the need for a condom is removed. Plus I find wearing a condom limits the sensation somewhat and, not to blow my own trumpet or owt, but the girls I've been with say they love the feeling of me exploding inside them.

so you dont even pull out? you just nut in them with no remorse at all?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Pulling out? You're much better off nutting as deep as you can, and then using emergency contraceptive. It's far more effective than pulling out.


My man.


I love being an insane idiot. :> I just keep a few tabs of Plan B in my nightstand. It's certainly done the trick so far!

When I said 'pull out' I didn't mean it as an actual method of contraception I just meant don't be cumming in there unless she's on contraception if you insist on rawdogging it. I wouldn't have the sex, period. And I really don't think emergency contraception is meant for general useage. It is as it says, for emergencies. Thinking of it as a constant backup plan is lazy thinking

 

[Mistel]

I've never used a condom - ever

Even if it's a one night thing and the possibility of STD's?

 

[Symphonia]

So you don't even pull out? you just nut in them with no remorse at all?

Why should I feel remorse? The girl(s) want it just as much as me. You can't deny that the feeling of unloading inside a woman is one of the best feelings in the world, can you? As long as she's on the pill or remembers to take the morning-after pill, I see no problem with going in bareback and shooting your load inside her. After all, it's just a way of saying she did a good job.

Even if it's a one night thing and the possibility of STD's?

What can I say, I'm a man who likes to live on the edge. I get checked out regularly for STDs/STIs and I'm clean so far.

 

[Izayoi]

My girlfriend is going on the pill soon, and I was looking forward to not having to use condoms, but the effectiveness only seems to be 95% or so.. however I see you guys saying that there should be no worry if she's on the pill. Comments?

You'll be fine.

When I said 'pull out' I didn't mean it as an actual method of contraception I just meant don't be cumming in there unless she's on contraception if you insist on rawdogging it. I wouldn't have the sex, period. And I really don't think emergency contraception is meant for general useage. It is as it says, for emergencies. Thinking of it as a constant backup plan is lazy thinking

Oh, I see what you mean. 95% of the time the girl is on some other form of contraception, so I just keep it there for that 5%. It's expensive and definitely not something that I use on a regular basis. :lol

You can't deny that the feeling of unloading inside a woman is one of the best feelings in the world, can you?

My man, you get it. :>

 

[FallingEdge]

Why should I feel remorse? The girl(s) want it just as much as me. You can't deny that the feeling of unloading inside a woman is one of the best feelings in the world, can you? As long as she's on the pill or remembers to take the morning-after pill, I see no problem with going in bareback and shooting your load inside her. After all, it's just a way of saying she did a good job.


What can I say, I'm a man who likes to live on the edge. I get checked out regularly for STDs/STIs and I'm clean so far.

Remorse was more of a joke but I am under the impression that you know these women on more than just a one night stand. Just saying that they are on the pill doesn't mean that they truly are. I guess I'm just paranoid when it comes to that.

 

[Ron Mexico]

My girlfriend is going on the pill soon, and I was looking forward to not having to use condoms, but the effectiveness only seems to be 95% or so.. however I see you guys saying that there should be no worry if she's on the pill. Comments?

In practicality, they're right. I can tell you my ex-wife was on the pill for years when we dated and while she never got pregnant, if she were even a day late, she'd start to panic which made those days insufferable. YMMV.

Story-wise for me, there was one i posted to the GAF confessional thread before my account was approved. I'll leave that one there. As for one I haven't told, here goes nothing:

I was in high school, dated a girl whose parents shared custody. Mom was a control freak, so Dad's days were the ones we looked forward to. Could basically do whatever we wanted without worry. So we're at her Dad's after we're done school while he's still at work Being the horny teenagers we were, that meant the moment the door closed we were going at it. Clothes start coming off, we're making out, I start to finger her a bit (or a lot). In short, life was good. Then we heard a key hit the lock. No time whatsoever to get to the bathroom, we get dressed in the manner of seconds. Her father comes downstairs, realizes I'm there and says "Hey (Ron)! How are you?" and extends his hand to shake mine. Instinctively, I decide to be polite and shake his hand.

And then mid-shake, it dawns on me where my hand was just a mere minute before. Almost 17 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday lol.

Also, here's possibly my favorite sex story:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/michael-vick-hit-sex-suit

 

[Symphonia]

Remorse was more of a joke but I am under the impression that you know these women on more than just a one night stand. Just saying that they are on the pill doesn't mean that they truly are. I guess I'm just paranoid when it comes to that.

That's quite an assumption to make. There have been two one-night stands where I didn't really know them at all. One I had met through Tumblr and the other I met in a bar. The one from Tumblr was the pregnancy scare but that resolved itself through means I won't be going in to on here. The one from the bar had her pills on her bedside table. I made breakfast in the morning (I'm a weird one-night stand guy, sue me) and made sure she took her pill with her OJ.

 

[Mistel]

What can I say, I'm a man who likes to live on the edge. I get checked out regularly for STDs/STIs and I'm clean so far.

Nothing wrong with living on the edge as long as you are responsible about getting checked which you do. So err carry on?