Mammoth Jones
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This. The fuck. Do the god damn alphabet. If she isn't squirming by "S" start over....
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Straight women have fewest orgasms, according to new study
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This. The fuck. Do the god damn alphabet. If she isn't squirming by "S" start over....
DriftingSpirit
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Got to get that foreplay going. Foreplay can be absolutely amazing.
Oral is the stuff as well.
Oral is the stuff as well.
Forceatowulf
G***n S**n*bi
AhahahaThat's what someone with poor hand eye coordination would say.
You gotta do it like this:
That's what someone with poor hand eye coordination would say.
You gotta do it like this:
Nah, toys make it so fun!
protip - Go down and once it gets crazy stick your finger in her butt. I've never had a woman allow it and not go bezerk.
It's not like straight women and gay women aren't being raised in roughly similar situations, though. So I'm willing to bet the bigger factor here is communication, rather than "society tells me I'm not allowed to get off," otherwise how do those lesbians have sex without being themselves up for such unnatural sex?
That's the tough part of a steak, right
LucidMomentum
Member
CLAP EMOJI
I picked up a cock ring with a vibrator on it that is angled to stimulate the clit.
Frees up my hands and it works wonders.
Or don't care, sadly.
pigeon interrupted
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I feel like I'm breaking a covenant here, lol. And stating the obvious, but for science here goes: female orgasms are magnitudes greater than what a male can achieve.
I spent most of my life with male physiology or pleasure centers. Now, I'm around 2.5 years on hrt/estrogen and my mind and body have changed. Objectively: think the male orgasm x500 resulting in complete loss of control. Plus, orgasm after orgasm. In hindsight, the pleasure I could feel before estrogen was so limited. Wider array of sensors lol and pleasure center expansion-imagine discovering the alphabet actually has 126 letters.
And that is just a trans perspective. CIS women, I can't even imagine... So jealous.
As a guy in a similar situation, where it's hard to O because my brain just like.. turns off after they start . And then she's all "I'll fix it!" and I'm like "it's literally nothing to do with you and you can't fix it" and then the relationship falls apart due to it.. I would have to imagine for women it'd be similar, that pointing it out or making a deal about it actually adds to the internal mental blocking.
Created a lot of issues with the one hyper friend. So I'd have to imagine (again, as a guy) for a woman with someone focused on "fixing" them they might be pushed even further into turned-off territory.
Herr Schwarz
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Nah fuck that fellas, just stick ya weener in there, wiggle it around a bit, and then you're done am i rite? #SilentMajority
captainpat
Member
heh
thefragrance
Member
Look at all these GAFfers bragging about their multiple orgasm sex skills
How cute
Just here to quote this lol
Making your woman orgasm multiple times and being able to bang 15 times in a day after a streneous workout (different thread) is just routine at the gaf.
For many itt, I GUARANTEE that sometimes a lady just has to finish the job herself either when you leave or pass out. It's also possible to pity fuck and make YOU feel like you've done a wonderful job just to get it over with.
Count Dookkake
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Conflating and strawmen are also routine.
I can't speak for other guys, but I get the sense that lots of guys ignore/don't care about/are clueless to the clit. If you focus on that, you'll make your woman orgasm. By and large, your penis alone isn't going to cut it. It would be no surprise if women weren't reaching climax if their men were just thrusting and ignoring your best friend, her clitoris.
RE: "eat her out!" I love eating pussy and I'm a giver, but my GF of 2.5 years does not, under any circumstances, want it. I haven't eaten her out, not even once. And not for lack of trying/effort. She's self conscious about the smell. Which is insane, because I know she smells great and Id love to bury my face in there. But what I think doesn't matter, you can't talk someone out of being self conscious. If I ask her, it's a hard no. If I start getting too close when I'm kissing her inner thighs or stomach, she'll push my head away or pull me up face to face. She gives me oral but won't let me return the favor, which I always feel guilty about. But every person is different and I have to respect her wishes.
RE: "eat her out!" I love eating pussy and I'm a giver, but my GF of 2.5 years does not, under any circumstances, want it. I haven't eaten her out, not even once. And not for lack of trying/effort. She's self conscious about the smell. Which is insane, because I know she smells great and Id love to bury my face in there. But what I think doesn't matter, you can't talk someone out of being self conscious. If I ask her, it's a hard no. If I start getting too close when I'm kissing her inner thighs or stomach, she'll push my head away or pull me up face to face. She gives me oral but won't let me return the favor, which I always feel guilty about. But every person is different and I have to respect her wishes.
I'm able to make my girl orgasm every now and then but it's really hard. She's super timid when it comes to sex and honestly sometimes it's a pain to make her orgasm. She wants lights off usually, is super shy so when I do oral on her while she seems to be enjoying it her hands are always on my shoulders like trying to pull me away.
When it comes to fingering she enjoys that a lot (though she's super sensitive and like wants the gentlest of touches which is sometimes hard because when you're getting into it it gets harder to be delicate. But even when I'm gentle and going to town, sometimes she just won't come and it'll get too sensitive for her and she doesn't want me to touch it anymore.
Assplay in any shape or form is out of the question for now, she said months ago that she's interested in it but whenever I bring it up she's like "lolno."
So when she doesn't let me go down anymore or use my hands I tend to just give up, penetrate and finish, and call it. I wish I could improve our sex life but honestly I don't know how. She doesn't flirt or get sexual with texts throughout the day, it rarely seems like she plans to have sex with me any given day, it usually only happens when I initiate, and it sort of feels like a routine. I bought her a babydoll awhile back and she's worn it maybe twice. I don't think she feels sexy at all so she doesn't try to be sexy. Of course I've talked to her and told her I think she's sexy and tried to encourage her to express herself more sexually. But her culture did a number on her I guess, it's hard for her to break that mold.
Does that make me a bad bf?
When it comes to fingering she enjoys that a lot (though she's super sensitive and like wants the gentlest of touches which is sometimes hard because when you're getting into it it gets harder to be delicate. But even when I'm gentle and going to town, sometimes she just won't come and it'll get too sensitive for her and she doesn't want me to touch it anymore.
Assplay in any shape or form is out of the question for now, she said months ago that she's interested in it but whenever I bring it up she's like "lolno."
So when she doesn't let me go down anymore or use my hands I tend to just give up, penetrate and finish, and call it. I wish I could improve our sex life but honestly I don't know how. She doesn't flirt or get sexual with texts throughout the day, it rarely seems like she plans to have sex with me any given day, it usually only happens when I initiate, and it sort of feels like a routine. I bought her a babydoll awhile back and she's worn it maybe twice. I don't think she feels sexy at all so she doesn't try to be sexy. Of course I've talked to her and told her I think she's sexy and tried to encourage her to express herself more sexually. But her culture did a number on her I guess, it's hard for her to break that mold.
Does that make me a bad bf?
Well no, not really. Different strokes for different folks. You're doing too much bud. No one needs to be converted if they aren't into it
VegaShinra
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That's disappointing data. I love hearing and getting a woman to orgasm. That is such a turn on.
The girl I'm hooking up with says being stoned helps her focus and she loves when I go down on her when she's stoned because she cums a bunch of times.
The girl I'm hooking up with says being stoned helps her focus and she loves when I go down on her when she's stoned because she cums a bunch of times.
kavanf1
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No, but it could lead to compatibility problems longer term. If your relationship is serious you need to weigh up how important this aspect of your relationship is to you and whether you're willing to accept a comparatively disappointing sex life indefinitely.
Certainly it doesn't in my opinion.
I find it interesting that many of the behaviors you describe above are usually a package deal, which is what makes me think there is a root cause and they are not individual things.
Seems like timidness/uncomfortableness with their bodies.
Whats interesting is that I have been with women where I broke it. I made them feel sexy, and then their hangups started to be forgotten. Once that happens you can give them the insane O, and then its GONE and they are hungry for more.
But the majority of the time thats not how it goes down.
mullet2000
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Pussy eating threads on GAF can be hilarious sometimes. It often ends up looking like a race to see how selfless one can make themselves look.
"I love eating pussy!"
"Well I love it more than receiving!"
"Well I could spend six hours a day with my face in a pussy!"
"Well I'm literally eating pussy right now! I live down here!"
"Well I haven't asked for reciprocation in three years, I don't even want it!"
The enthusiasm is great, don't get me wrong. Eight million times better than being a selfish dingus. it's just strangely hilarious to me.
"I love eating pussy!"
"Well I love it more than receiving!"
"Well I could spend six hours a day with my face in a pussy!"
"Well I'm literally eating pussy right now! I live down here!"
"Well I haven't asked for reciprocation in three years, I don't even want it!"
The enthusiasm is great, don't get me wrong. Eight million times better than being a selfish dingus. it's just strangely hilarious to me.
Skiptastic
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I'm in Indiana! I don't know what that has to do with this thread, but there you go!
NipplesAndToes23
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Does Overwatch have lesbian characters?
I've met three separate women who said the guys who do the alphabet are the worst of all.
Do the alphabet is really only good starter advice to make sure you're not just doing the same fucking thing for 10 minutes and trying to call it a day. It's barely a step up though. You've actually got to pay attention to what they're doing and respond to that. It's like a sexual conversation. It can't be one way, you doing some thing and expecting a result.
Well as i said earlier some of us realize its not selfless.
I'll go down all day because it gets ME crazy
The fact that im doing something awesome for someone else is a dope silver lining.
mullet2000
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I was actually about to make the same comment. I've always heard women say they they can tell a guy is doing it and it's annoying because they never just get to the right motion and stick with it because they always changing "letters".
BrassDragon
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Oh GAF,,,
LucidMomentum
Member
I mean, or you could communicate if it's a bad fuck. Like don't let the dude go onto the next poor soul thinking he's done a good job.
Yelp that fucker. Leave a bad review and let them know how to fix it next time.
The passive aggressive "lul faked it so he feels good" doesn't help anyone.
I can't speak for everyone but I don't consider it selfless. I fucking love having someone sit on my face while I eat them out. I don't give a fuck just get me in there. Like it's a huge turn on for me so I'm gonna go for it.
Yes, confirmed by devs to boot. The tears from forums were delicious.
NoblesseOblige
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If you want to do it right you do.
Yeah I've left it alone for the most part after trying to talk to her about it the first couple times. I've just accepted that's who she is. Other than that, I'm relatively content in my relationship, for better and for worse. I'm happy to be in the relationship for now, but I also realize that at some point I will have to end things because my own relationship needs are just not being met.
Man, I legitimately can't imagine enjoying giving oral. Shit's awful. Moist and smelly, takes forever, leaves you with a sore mouth and neck... like, if that was my job, I'd quit.
Like, I'll put the work in if she asks. It's only fair. But I'm not gonna pretend it's not work. Manual is SO much better.
Like, I'll put the work in if she asks. It's only fair. But I'm not gonna pretend it's not work. Manual is SO much better.
Th3BranMan92
Member
I have a bit of an interesting situation. My wife is one of the "no sex till marriage" people, so we were together for about 7 years before we had sex. Note, we met when we were 14, so that's fine and it's not a big deal to me anymore. (boy was it tough ride!) We compromised on the night we got engaged, and consummated the relationship.
Anyway, fast forward to today (married 2 years and together for 10) and unfortunately my wife has never had an orgasm (I am her first, and she is mine), and she doesn't allow me to go down on her anymore. Apparently I'm terrible, and I've tried all the tricks (ABC's, 123's, focusing on the pleasure center, nothing worked, or even felt remotely good to her, or so she said.) Needless to say, we are in vanilla town for the rest of our lives.
Luckily, she is an excellent person, I love her dearly, and we have our firstborn on the way, but our sex life is depressing, and nowhere near the focus of our relationship.
Perhaps things will change in a few years.
Anyway, fast forward to today (married 2 years and together for 10) and unfortunately my wife has never had an orgasm (I am her first, and she is mine), and she doesn't allow me to go down on her anymore. Apparently I'm terrible, and I've tried all the tricks (ABC's, 123's, focusing on the pleasure center, nothing worked, or even felt remotely good to her, or so she said.) Needless to say, we are in vanilla town for the rest of our lives.
Luckily, she is an excellent person, I love her dearly, and we have our firstborn on the way, but our sex life is depressing, and nowhere near the focus of our relationship.
Perhaps things will change in a few years.
The Counts marathon fucking sessions aside...
Wow, a thread about eating pussy attracts the % of male gaffers that love doing it! I'm shocked.
Wow, a ton of posts from guys asking quesitons and unsure if their sex life is what it should be!
But I'll ignore that to make my super presumptuous guarantee!
Just because you end up with dudes that need pity fucks, doesn't mean you have to project it on others.
Count Dookkake
Member
There's an old Chinese saying.
Lick it before you stick it.
Am I doing something wrong?
I think I'm jealous now.
Stormhammer
Member
smelly? perhaps theres an issue
pigeon interrupted
Member
That's so sweet. How would she know you're terrible if you guys have been exclusive forever... Hehe. Anyway, buy a vibrator.
I wasn't expecting it. I was more concerned about aligning my body and gender identity. I knew the mechanics would change but not once did I think about how it would feel when I got there. Now, I'm glad I... came (sorry)
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
Your neck and jaw shouldn't be sore after oral (Male to Female). What are you doing? Eating a gotdamn steak while violently convulsing?
Or some of the men are doing double duty!
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