Some balding soyboy and KojimboWho?
Uncultured Yakubians ITT.
He printed out a tweet from Kojimbo which is wonderful and terrible at the same time.
This is why you're on GAF writing this instead of having a real job."Then suddenly: the player has to mash A, but with a cunning twist, they have to finish the ten-second mash with a single press of Y. After that, skip to cutscene of player climbing, avoiding a perilous death into a pit of spikes. If player fails to press Y, the game-over cutscene appears violently in red coming from the corners of the TV screen. Go to main menu. Or continue with a loot box IAP."
God I gotta put my masterpiece on Twitter!
What is this A and Y that player has to smash and press? Codenames for the Dualshock V prototype?"Then suddenly: the player has to mash A, but with a cunning twist, they have to finish the ten-second mash with a single press of Y. After that, skip to cutscene of player climbing, avoiding a perilous death into a pit of spikes. If player fails to press Y, the game-over cutscene appears violently in red coming from the corners of the TV screen. Go to main menu. Or continue with a loot box IAP."
God I gotta put my masterpiece on Twitter!
This is why you're on GAF writing this instead of having a real job.
What is this A and Y that player has to smash and press? Codenames for the Dualshock V prototype?
My dream is to make fan fiction but in a comedic tone for certain games/shows....thanks? I should try writing some fan fiction.
And i was being sarky too...thanks? I should try writing some fan fiction.
Nah, I was just being sarky, sorry. It can't be that hard to remove tropes from games, can it?
Go and make a fucking movie then you nonce. Oh wait!
My dream is to make fan fiction
I choose A.Go, son, write the fabled scrolls of fan fiction. But know that, if you do, you must first defeat the elf-dragon-wizard at the end of level five. Dost thou havest the skill to master such a quest?
A Yes
B No
C Fuck off old man
D I work for IGN you know
Ofcourse! The Initiative keeps stealing our developers at Santa MonicaSee you in 2026
Spoken like a true Anti-Omnisphere person.That Chvrches song is trash, they probably do it just because they have to, because Kojima insisted. Because in comparison to the "Warning Call" their DS song si like like Death Stranding itself, repetive, bland and fucking boring. Warning call is fucking masterpiece in comparsion to that.
And ehm... I learn only recently that their name is "Churches", prety apparent, but here I am.
Obviously, because I take the lenght to create my own presets, not play fucking samples : DSpoken like a true Anti-Omnisphere person.
;P
Omnisphere 2.6 > Universal Health CareObviously, because I take the lenght to create my own presets, not play fucking samples : D
Nexus 3 tho...
Based on what I experienced pretty recently, TRIGGERED.Omnisphere 2.6 > Universal Health Care
I choose A.
Tomb Raider 2013 is such an underrated gem <3Good choice, now begone!
(/s just joking. I looked up this Balrog character's Wiki and he did the cutscenes in Tomb Raider 2013. I'm currently playing through that (LTTP innit) and it's good I guess. It isn't too tropey and the gameplay and cutscenes match up well. I shouldn't shitpost, I doesn't look good lol.)
And ehm... I learn only recently that their name is "Churches", prety apparent, but here I am.
Did you think they were called Chuh-vrrr-ches?
Tomb Raider 2013 is such an underrated gem <3
Enjoy the game!
Bioshock is one of my personal favourite franchises ever!Thanks! This year I want to get through some famous series, such as the Batmen games, Tomb Raidi, Bios Shock, and make sure I play the hot new releases such as whatever comes to Game Pass Day One.
God I am so bored.
Yes : D Ch (as in loch/Ich/Bach) v(as in Vodka) ch - e - s. And I have known about them since "Gun"...but I have never heard anyone to say their name, so like "ohh you know that synth-pop group, two guys and one lady"...ohh yeah yeah. The pronounciation difference especially when it comes to English it's pretty tough to figure. Like "lite" - [layt] and elite [eleet] who the fuck came up with this shit? : DDid you think they were called Chuh-vrrr-ches?
Shut up, Mee-One-Chi.Yes : D Ch (as in loch/Ich/Bach) v(as in Vodka) ch - e - s. And I have known about them since "Gun"...but I have never heard anyone to say their name, so like "ohh you know that synth-pop group, two guys and one lady"...ohh yeah yeah. The pronounciation difference especially when it comes to English it's pretty tough to figure. Like "lite" - [layt] and elite [eleet] who the fuck came up with this shit? : D
Bioshock is one of my personal favourite franchises ever!
Yeah, well that's a different issue I have, since it's derived from Michal, but like who knows how to pronnounce that on the internet, right? : DShut up, Mee-One-Chi.
That's the archangel Michael/Mikael!Yeah, well that's a different issue I have, since it's derived from Michal, but like who knows how to pronnounce that on the internet, right? : D
Alright I want to drop some knowledge onto you, but since I read, about the name I probably never forgive my parents now : D Holy shit so:That's the archangel Michael/Mikael!
Yes : D Ch (as in loch/Ich/Bach) v(as in Vodka) ch - e - s. And I have known about them since "Gun"...but I have never heard anyone to say their name, so like "ohh you know that synth-pop group, two guys and one lady"...ohh yeah yeah. The pronounciation difference especially when it comes to English it's pretty tough to figure. Like "lite" - [layt] and elite [eleet] who the fuck came up with this shit? : D
Dyslexia leads to weird stuff : DProtip: There's also a band called PVRIS who are not Puhvriss
Yes : D Ch (as in loch/Ich/Bach) v(as in Vodka) ch - e - s. And I have known about them since "Gun"...but I have never heard anyone to say their name, so like "ohh you know that synth-pop group, two guys and one lady"...ohh yeah yeah. The pronounciation difference especially when it comes to English it's pretty tough to figure. Like "lite" - [layt] and elite [eleet] who the fuck came up with this shit? : D
Are you native English speaker?This sounds quite embarrassing. When I was a kid, trying to be cool, I would pronounce it W07, not 007, not knowing what the fuck I was even talking about. I don't think any of them had seen Bond anyway, but I was uncool even then.
Are you native English speaker?
People are dumb universally, but I am not, so that's that. We pronounce words consist of characters which in 99% sounds like you would spell them, so yeah. That's not only language, but also logic. And yeah well "chvrches" is dyslexia...because it's written CHRVRCHES and not chvrches and I read/write words as if their were pictures.Kids are dumb universally, but yes.
People are dumb universally, but I am not so that's that. We pronounce words consist of characters which in 99% sounds like you would spell them, so yeah. That's not only language, but also logic. And yeah well "chvrches" is dyslexia...because it's written CHRVRCHES and not chvrches and I read/write words as if their were pictures.
But it is embarassing, I just like to argue : DNo worries, I edited my post a little late. I admire your integrity to understand a foreign language. I'm just messing around.