Dev:
Hey marketing guy, we're ready to show off actual gameplay footage for our game for the first time.
Marketing Guy (MG):
Great, can't wait to see feedback on this!
Dev:
There's a lot of cool stuff we can show. We can fight dragons, run from monsters in a forest, fly over the...
MG: Y
ou guys have like a desert?
Dev:
A.. desert?
MG:
Yes, just rocks and low vegetation.
Dev:
I mean.. yes we have rocks and low vegetation but it's not for...
MG:
Great, then get the character to run on rocks, just keep everything brown and dull.
Dev:
Just running? How about s...
MG:
Just running! Gamers love running from point A to Point B. Make it like half the screentime!
Dev:
Ok, how about the fight? We can have this cool fight with an 8 foot ogre that has this giant club..
MG:
Fuck ogres, just skim past them. You have zombies?
Dev:
Zombies?! Like low-level enemies that just walk awkwardly towards the character?
MG:
Yes! That's it! Get her to fight zombies! Gamers can't get enough of smashing zombies!
Dev:
Okay
MG:
This is gonna be such a hit on Youtube now that it doesn't count the unlikes!
The reality:
MG: Are you guys still planning the gameplay trailer for the 6th?
Dev: Sorry, few issues with the current build. Currently in progress, targeting the 15th.
MG (19th): Any news on this guys?
Dev: Currently with creative lead for approval - collating feedback. Should have something by the 25th.
MG (30th): Thanks for the trailer, passing over to legal and brand for approvals. Do you have translations for the end-card legal?
Dev: Sure, will ping over.
MG: Cool, thanks for the SRTs - moving to localisation, three day turnaround, should deliver by the 4th.
Localisation team: Bank holidays in five key regions, okay to deliver on the 6th?
Localisation team (5th): French translators are asking for context on 'Blip'. Can you give more details?
MG: It's a sound effect.
Localisation: Awesome, will pass along.
MG: Have the others delivered?
Localisation: Told them to hold fire until we had clarification. should be back EOP on 6th.
MG: Okay.
Dev (7th): We still good to push tomorrow?
MG: Legal have said we need to update the disclaimers on the end-cards - good for EU but not US.
Dev: How long will that take?
MG: Probably be done by Wednesday.
Dev: Will social still support?
MG: Yeah, but it's a crowded day (couple of big announcements), next week might be better to avoid getting buried.
Dev (14th): I know this was approved but creative have asked us to remove the shot of the mother at 1:19 as it's a potential spoiler.
MG: Sure, sure, we can re-edit - legal has asked us to remove the shot at 0:47 with the gun aimed at the camera as it falls foul of ESRB restrictions.
Dev: What's the time-frame?
MG: I'd say about a week - one of their editors is off with COVID.
Dev: Good to go for the 23rd?
MG: Fingers crossed!