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Most clueless you've ever been to sexual/romantic advances?
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Was at a house party with a few friends and a few girls, people start leaving and it's just 4 of us left, my friend, his girlfriend, myself, and another random girl. My friend takes his girlfriend into his room, so I'm left alone with the random girl. I put on some Frank Ocean initially to set a certain mood, but I got too caught up in the music. I asked her if she was feeling hot, she grabbed my hand and placed it on her vag area and asked "What do you think", I just replied "Damn you are a bit warm!", then continued to talk about how awesome Frank Ocean is. She ended up leaving 30 minutes later.
I was dropping off a few acquaintances at home after a night out, was dropping the last girl at her apartment complex, when we get there she tells me to park inside and come upstairs for a bit, I asked her why and she replies "we can chill and make some food", I asked if she has anything good to eat, and she replies that she has some Ramen, I decline her invitation and tell her I'm just going to go get some KFC instead.
On Valentines day, a girl that I met recently messaged me on Facebook asking what I was doing for the evening and I told her nothing really ( I didn't have a Valentine ). She said she also was spending the night alone, and said she was feeling really lonely, and wished she had someone to spend the night with. I was busy watching the Wire, and didn't pay much attention to what she was saying, sent her a few messages saying I hope she finds someone and closed the tab cause the notification sound was getting in the way of the show's dialogue.
Brought some weed to a party, I met some friends and some randoms there, this one girl keeps mentioning that she loves my accent. I go outside to light a J with some friends and she comes with, she's to the right of me in the circle, passes the J to me and whispers in my ear "Your accent is making my knees weak". I thanked her and explained how I got it, she looked at me in a really bewildered way but seemed really keen on hearing the story. Didn't make much of it, thought she was just being nice, later on a friend taps me on the shoulder and asks what went wrong, and I ask him with what, and he just shakes his head. Only realized the next day what she wanted.
Went to a bar with a few friends from high school, we ended up heading to a foam party at a club but I wasn't dressed for the occasion ( Jeans and Sneakers ). Later on when the club is shutting down we're standing outside and one friend offers to give me a ride, I kept complaining that it was really cold and asked people how to get warmer, but no one has an answer. I get into the girls car and she says "You know if you really want to get warmer you should just strip", I remembered how evaporation works and decide to strip down to my underwear and she does the same, but then she starts feeling me up and commenting on my physique. I say thanks to all her compliments and tell her that I've been gyming for a few months. I ask her why we're still in the parking lot and propose that maybe we should go get food with the rest of our friends. She then gets really cold in attitude towards me, I couldn't figure out why till I told my friends the story later and they mentioned she was probably trying to fuck me.
I was dropping off a few acquaintances at home after a night out, was dropping the last girl at her apartment complex, when we get there she tells me to park inside and come upstairs for a bit, I asked her why and she replies "we can chill and make some food", I asked if she has anything good to eat, and she replies that she has some Ramen, I decline her invitation and tell her I'm just going to go get some KFC instead.
On Valentines day, a girl that I met recently messaged me on Facebook asking what I was doing for the evening and I told her nothing really ( I didn't have a Valentine ). She said she also was spending the night alone, and said she was feeling really lonely, and wished she had someone to spend the night with. I was busy watching the Wire, and didn't pay much attention to what she was saying, sent her a few messages saying I hope she finds someone and closed the tab cause the notification sound was getting in the way of the show's dialogue.
Brought some weed to a party, I met some friends and some randoms there, this one girl keeps mentioning that she loves my accent. I go outside to light a J with some friends and she comes with, she's to the right of me in the circle, passes the J to me and whispers in my ear "Your accent is making my knees weak". I thanked her and explained how I got it, she looked at me in a really bewildered way but seemed really keen on hearing the story. Didn't make much of it, thought she was just being nice, later on a friend taps me on the shoulder and asks what went wrong, and I ask him with what, and he just shakes his head. Only realized the next day what she wanted.
Went to a bar with a few friends from high school, we ended up heading to a foam party at a club but I wasn't dressed for the occasion ( Jeans and Sneakers ). Later on when the club is shutting down we're standing outside and one friend offers to give me a ride, I kept complaining that it was really cold and asked people how to get warmer, but no one has an answer. I get into the girls car and she says "You know if you really want to get warmer you should just strip", I remembered how evaporation works and decide to strip down to my underwear and she does the same, but then she starts feeling me up and commenting on my physique. I say thanks to all her compliments and tell her that I've been gyming for a few months. I ask her why we're still in the parking lot and propose that maybe we should go get food with the rest of our friends. She then gets really cold in attitude towards me, I couldn't figure out why till I told my friends the story later and they mentioned she was probably trying to fuck me.
Outrage247
Banned
How do you not notice any of these. My god.
I have to say you win the topic with these two.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
The words, "Come on, I won't get pregnant" were involved, so I actually don't feel like sharing my story.
i hate when it comes to these curveballs. sometimes you think its a trick and don't swing at it, and it ends up landing in the strike zone anyway. other times you think "oh i've seen this before, it'll look like its down but actually be up" and swing at it, and strikeout looking like a dope. its all just a cruel game
can't be afraid to ever swing though
can't be afraid to ever swing though
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Let's see,
First year of college my dorm RA started hanging out with me and my friends and kept trying to sleep over and she also kept inviting me to spend the night with her in her room, and also to take a shower with her. 2 years later I run back into her and she mentions how she liked me back then and was trying to get with me. And I kind of just sit there and say "really?" now that I look back on it, it seems pretty obvious.
Another time I was skimboarding and this girl walks up to me and says 'hey, my friend thinks she may know you from somewhere' her friend walks up and is clearly shy and not making eye contact and pretty nervous, and me being the totally social cool kid who can pick up on all social queues says 'are you sure? I'm from north County I doubt you have ever seen me around here.' she replies with 'oh sorry, this was a bad idea' and walks away.
Another time I was talking to these two girls and talking about how I was fairly successful at poker, they decide they want to play strip poker, after about 15-20 minutes they are both totally naked and I'm fully clothed except for my socks. And I say something along the lines of, well that was pretty fun what should we do now... I look back on that and kind of wonder how I've lived so long.
Last one I can think of was at a Halloween party and I decided to dress up as a hipster, I was drinking quite a bit and eventually decided to go upstairs and talk with people after losing a game of beer pong quite horribly. This girl dressed up as a naughty school teacher walks in asking if anyone has seen her glasses which she describes as lame. I say 'lame glasses? You must mean these' and hand her my glasses and she says 'oh wow thank you so much, do these look ok?' I reply with 'ok? They look great on you, no body will know the difference' she gives me a kiss and asks if I want to go to a bar with her and I tell her I would love to but I'm only 20 and she is kind of bummed and leaves. 5 minutes later she comes back gives me another kiss and says 'hey let me just give you my phone number in case you find my glasses so you can give me a call' and I being the player I am says 'nah its fine, I probably won't find them anyways, if I do I'm sure I'll be able to get your number off someone' she keeps insisting on giving me her number and I just keep saying no. I wake up in the morning thinking back on the night and realize she probably wasn't interested in her 2 dollar fake glasses :/
First year of college my dorm RA started hanging out with me and my friends and kept trying to sleep over and she also kept inviting me to spend the night with her in her room, and also to take a shower with her. 2 years later I run back into her and she mentions how she liked me back then and was trying to get with me. And I kind of just sit there and say "really?" now that I look back on it, it seems pretty obvious.
Another time I was skimboarding and this girl walks up to me and says 'hey, my friend thinks she may know you from somewhere' her friend walks up and is clearly shy and not making eye contact and pretty nervous, and me being the totally social cool kid who can pick up on all social queues says 'are you sure? I'm from north County I doubt you have ever seen me around here.' she replies with 'oh sorry, this was a bad idea' and walks away.
Another time I was talking to these two girls and talking about how I was fairly successful at poker, they decide they want to play strip poker, after about 15-20 minutes they are both totally naked and I'm fully clothed except for my socks. And I say something along the lines of, well that was pretty fun what should we do now... I look back on that and kind of wonder how I've lived so long.
Last one I can think of was at a Halloween party and I decided to dress up as a hipster, I was drinking quite a bit and eventually decided to go upstairs and talk with people after losing a game of beer pong quite horribly. This girl dressed up as a naughty school teacher walks in asking if anyone has seen her glasses which she describes as lame. I say 'lame glasses? You must mean these' and hand her my glasses and she says 'oh wow thank you so much, do these look ok?' I reply with 'ok? They look great on you, no body will know the difference' she gives me a kiss and asks if I want to go to a bar with her and I tell her I would love to but I'm only 20 and she is kind of bummed and leaves. 5 minutes later she comes back gives me another kiss and says 'hey let me just give you my phone number in case you find my glasses so you can give me a call' and I being the player I am says 'nah its fine, I probably won't find them anyways, if I do I'm sure I'll be able to get your number off someone' she keeps insisting on giving me her number and I just keep saying no. I wake up in the morning thinking back on the night and realize she probably wasn't interested in her 2 dollar fake glasses :/
Spring-Loaded
Member
I can't find the image, but there's a two panel pic of Gabe Newell looking distraught in on panel and with his head down behind his hands in the other. I did that after each paragraph of this post.
Baraka in the White House
2-Terms of Kombat
This thread just keeps getting more and more unbelievable.
Taco_Human
Member
It happened to me too.
ProfessorX
Unconfirmed Member
I've been very clueless at times, in retrospect.
pelicansurf
Needs a Holiday on Gallifrey
It was freshman year in college, I could pick up the telltale signs, I even made out with the girl. At a later date, she invited me up to her dorm after a night of drinking and I declined and said I'll see you later. I was even excited I got to kiss her goodbye. Years later, after I began taking advantage of situations like that, I realized I was a fucking idiot.
Vermillion
Banned
Me neither... but I could be wrong.
And if I was, it was far less obvious than some of the ones here.
Best I have is helping this girl I just met move something. Her roommate asked her if she got it and she was like "yeah, it's easy when you have someone strong to help you."
That's all I have.
I've got one.
A while ago, a friend and I go to a little bar after work.
We're sitting there talking when this cute girl I know arrives.
My friend points her out and after a while, she comes over to talk to us.
We talk for a bit, then decide to leave after like 15 more minutes.
As we're leaving, I notice the girl is about to leave, too. She gives her goodbye hugs to everyone, and makes her way to me last.
She hugs me, kisses me on the neck, and whispers something in my ear, then walks to her car.
In my inebriated state, I couldn't make out what she said.
I stand there, thinking about what just happened, and rush to her car. She's sitting in her drivers seat, so I sit next to her and go "I'm sorry, I missed what you said.. what was that?"
She laughs and goes "Nothing."
I keep pushing for it, and then ask "Well, what was that kiss for?"
"I like you." *kisses neck again*
I don't remember exactly what I said after that, but we parted ways.
I kicked myself over and over for that one.
Still don't know what I was thinking.
A while ago, a friend and I go to a little bar after work.
We're sitting there talking when this cute girl I know arrives.
My friend points her out and after a while, she comes over to talk to us.
We talk for a bit, then decide to leave after like 15 more minutes.
As we're leaving, I notice the girl is about to leave, too. She gives her goodbye hugs to everyone, and makes her way to me last.
She hugs me, kisses me on the neck, and whispers something in my ear, then walks to her car.
In my inebriated state, I couldn't make out what she said.
I stand there, thinking about what just happened, and rush to her car. She's sitting in her drivers seat, so I sit next to her and go "I'm sorry, I missed what you said.. what was that?"
She laughs and goes "Nothing."
I keep pushing for it, and then ask "Well, what was that kiss for?"
"I like you." *kisses neck again*
I don't remember exactly what I said after that, but we parted ways.
I kicked myself over and over for that one.
Still don't know what I was thinking.
Vermillion
Banned
Nope. The thread is for tragic would-be heroes only.
Does it help that by the time I came back from my summer break out of state she was dating my friend?
Vermillion
Banned
Mm, sucks.
I learned 3 lessons from that experience.
1. Act Faster
2. Karma's a bitch.
3. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
I learned those last two vicariously through said friend.
Vermillion
Banned
Judging by three, I imagine you'd be happy with the turnout of not acting so quickly.
Walked from a bar with a girl to a dorm. Ended up sitting on her bed with her and hugging. Then we stared at each others eyes for a moment and I said "ok I'm going to go to sleep now". She looked disappointed.
In retrospect it's hilarious and demonstrates how dense a persons mind can be given the right mental state.
In retrospect it's hilarious and demonstrates how dense a persons mind can be given the right mental state.
It's bitten me before in less dire circumstances, and even expedited I think I'd have had time to spot crazy before any bad decisions were made at my pace.
Your username should be revoked. You have anti-swag. Sub-swag. No swag.
Fudgepuppy
Banned
I don't know if it happened this friday, but I hope I did since that gives me hope for the future.
:/
:/
WyndhamPrice
Member
The one time that this has ever happened to me that I was aware of:
I was at an afterparty for a concert I was in. It was one of the craziest parties I'd ever been to. People were hooking up left and right. I had been chatting with one of the girls (another performer from a different school) on and off all night (and not just exclusively her, I like to be friendly at these kinds of things. Drunk networking is best networking). At one point she comes up to me and goes "Hey, some of the other girls and me were wondering if you could answer a question. Is [other guy] gay?" I informed her that this person she was asking about was not, in fact, gay.
"Ah," she replied. "Well you should tell him he should have more swag. Like you. You have swag. You're actually talking to me." Eventually they hooked up.
Had I not been so preoccupied with attempting to get with this other girl at the time (I failed, despite previous successful attempts. Girls are weird sometimes) I could have turned that around so fast. That was a while ago, though. I've not made the same mistake again.
I was at an afterparty for a concert I was in. It was one of the craziest parties I'd ever been to. People were hooking up left and right. I had been chatting with one of the girls (another performer from a different school) on and off all night (and not just exclusively her, I like to be friendly at these kinds of things. Drunk networking is best networking). At one point she comes up to me and goes "Hey, some of the other girls and me were wondering if you could answer a question. Is [other guy] gay?" I informed her that this person she was asking about was not, in fact, gay.
"Ah," she replied. "Well you should tell him he should have more swag. Like you. You have swag. You're actually talking to me." Eventually they hooked up.
Had I not been so preoccupied with attempting to get with this other girl at the time (I failed, despite previous successful attempts. Girls are weird sometimes) I could have turned that around so fast. That was a while ago, though. I've not made the same mistake again.
when i think back there were a few
one girl took my hat into the girls bathroom then tried to lock me in a stall with her
another dropped water on me and tried to take my shirt off unbeknownst to her that i wear multiple layers of shirts
one gave me her phone number told me to call her that night but i never called her
i think thats about it
oh and one og my exes told me that she wanted to lose her virginity during a night when it was raining
and she called me a night when it was raining and i said i was busy playing video games
one girl took my hat into the girls bathroom then tried to lock me in a stall with her
another dropped water on me and tried to take my shirt off unbeknownst to her that i wear multiple layers of shirts
one gave me her phone number told me to call her that night but i never called her
i think thats about it
oh and one og my exes told me that she wanted to lose her virginity during a night when it was raining
and she called me a night when it was raining and i said i was busy playing video games
Procarbine
Forever Platinum
I know that feel bro, I know that feel.
My god man.
What I would give to be in those types of situations, only I know I wouldn't make the same mistake.
BWAHAHAHA
Latent heat of vaporization would actually cool you down.
sp3ctr3
Member
I've been pretty clueless in my teens. My last girlfriend told me that I flirt left and right and didn't even notice. I picked up on what she was saying and thinking back I have ignored so many signals it's painful to think about.
After reading this thread I remembered the dumbest episode ever. It was a college reunion. We were a group of 7-8 people who were close in college and do this every year. I think I was 26 at the time. The group met up, got something to eat, got something to drink and went to a club. This one girl I kinda fooled around with in college, but didn't go all the way because she had a boyfriend at the time, pulled me onto the dance floor and we grinded and what not for a long time. She took my hands and put the on her ass and licked my neck etc. Don't know wtf was wrong with me but I just danced? Maybe it was the booze? Well, went home and went to bed, alone, and she texted me saying that she couldn't sleep and she could still feel my hands on her ass. I told her I was really tired and had to get up and go to work in the morning.
I kick myself a lot thinking back on that.
After reading this thread I remembered the dumbest episode ever. It was a college reunion. We were a group of 7-8 people who were close in college and do this every year. I think I was 26 at the time. The group met up, got something to eat, got something to drink and went to a club. This one girl I kinda fooled around with in college, but didn't go all the way because she had a boyfriend at the time, pulled me onto the dance floor and we grinded and what not for a long time. She took my hands and put the on her ass and licked my neck etc. Don't know wtf was wrong with me but I just danced? Maybe it was the booze? Well, went home and went to bed, alone, and she texted me saying that she couldn't sleep and she could still feel my hands on her ass. I told her I was really tired and had to get up and go to work in the morning.
I kick myself a lot thinking back on that.
Miles Quaritch
Member
I had been hanging with this girl for some time, we knew each other in school, although we weren't what you'd consider friends. It was more a casual acquaintance. We became good friends in college though, being the only two people from our school to attend the college.
Anyway, we were sat in the library, it wasn't too busy and the conversation turned to sex, I don't know how or who brought it up, but that's where the conversation went.
She asked when was the last time I had sex, too embarrassed to initially answer (the answer was never), I thought about lying but eventually thought better of it and was honest that I had never had sex. This seemed to spark something and she said quite bluntly, "I can change that, right now". I laughed this off and thought nothing of it. Turned out she was deathly serious and not soon after grabbed me and made her intentions very clear.
Even after her grabbing me, I laughed it off as her poking fun and this carried on for a few more days before we eventually hooked up at her house whilst we working on a project. I won't go into any gory details, but I fast realised she wasn't messing around when I was in her room.
I still see her regularly (with her working just a few buildings away) and we still laugh about how clueless and naive I was.
Anyway, we were sat in the library, it wasn't too busy and the conversation turned to sex, I don't know how or who brought it up, but that's where the conversation went.
She asked when was the last time I had sex, too embarrassed to initially answer (the answer was never), I thought about lying but eventually thought better of it and was honest that I had never had sex. This seemed to spark something and she said quite bluntly, "I can change that, right now". I laughed this off and thought nothing of it. Turned out she was deathly serious and not soon after grabbed me and made her intentions very clear.
Even after her grabbing me, I laughed it off as her poking fun and this carried on for a few more days before we eventually hooked up at her house whilst we working on a project. I won't go into any gory details, but I fast realised she wasn't messing around when I was in her room.
I still see her regularly (with her working just a few buildings away) and we still laugh about how clueless and naive I was.
FUBAR McDangles
Member
The only time i could think of was when i was a senior in high school. I had two classes in a row with this chick who was probably a 7-8/10. Pretty good looking but nothing extremely special. Fantastic ass tho.
Anyway, she and i talk every day for about 3-4 months. She lets me know that her best friend(dont want to be rude but like a 3-4/10. Big girl) had a huge crush on me. They figure out where i lived and would occasionally drive by in hopes of seeing me outside doing something. I was a bit creeped out but nothing major. 8 girl would say stuff like "oh, 3 girl cant wait to see you this weekend. She's got the whole date picked out, going to go eat here, theb go there to watch a movie, then head back here to do this" and so on an so on. Did it nearly every friday for a good month or two.
So one time on a friday, the last friday of the semester and last time i would be in class with her, 8 girl says that she is going to hang out with 3 girl on Saturday. I just kind of ignored it because she said that stuff all the time. Then 8 girl was like "it would really mean a lot to 3 girl if you would at least have sex with her." After months of saying no i was shocked that she finally had the balls to come out and say it. I still say no. But then 8 girl goes, "what if i joined in? Would that change it?"
I said maybe and that was kind of the end of it. That night i get a text from 8 girl asking if she could come over and get a sneak peak of the maybe. At the time i had absolutely no idea what that meant so i said no, i was doing family stuff.
No more class with 8 girl and i did not realize until a few weeks later that she wanted to come over and bang and i could have just ended it there and not have anything to do with 3 girl.
Its disappointing, but nothing that ruined my past or anything.
Anyway, she and i talk every day for about 3-4 months. She lets me know that her best friend(dont want to be rude but like a 3-4/10. Big girl) had a huge crush on me. They figure out where i lived and would occasionally drive by in hopes of seeing me outside doing something. I was a bit creeped out but nothing major. 8 girl would say stuff like "oh, 3 girl cant wait to see you this weekend. She's got the whole date picked out, going to go eat here, theb go there to watch a movie, then head back here to do this" and so on an so on. Did it nearly every friday for a good month or two.
So one time on a friday, the last friday of the semester and last time i would be in class with her, 8 girl says that she is going to hang out with 3 girl on Saturday. I just kind of ignored it because she said that stuff all the time. Then 8 girl was like "it would really mean a lot to 3 girl if you would at least have sex with her." After months of saying no i was shocked that she finally had the balls to come out and say it. I still say no. But then 8 girl goes, "what if i joined in? Would that change it?"
I said maybe and that was kind of the end of it. That night i get a text from 8 girl asking if she could come over and get a sneak peak of the maybe. At the time i had absolutely no idea what that meant so i said no, i was doing family stuff.
No more class with 8 girl and i did not realize until a few weeks later that she wanted to come over and bang and i could have just ended it there and not have anything to do with 3 girl.
Its disappointing, but nothing that ruined my past or anything.
SirRyanOfSmeg
Member
I've got a pretty cringe-worthy one. I'm not sure if this counts as I didn't even know the woman existed before I could fuck it up and there was no 'advancing' but there could have been. So I was with two friends and they wanted to go to starbucks so we went, got a drink, sat down and talked for about 20 minutes. During this time, she was giving me 'the look'. I didn't know this until AFTER. Here's the cringe part. I told my bros "I need to fart" so we could pause the convo. I literally lifted my ass up from the seat and farted.
I guess she seen and heard everything, my friends started laughing and I asked them why. That's when I was told there were two girls near us and one of them was looking at me. They said she had a look of disgust on her face. When I think about it I feel like punching myself in the face. They said she was hot as well. Damn it. The bastards should have told me right away.
There was also an extreme case during school that lasted 3 years. I was very confused as to why I was constantly subjected to ass being in my direct field of vision.
I guess she seen and heard everything, my friends started laughing and I asked them why. That's when I was told there were two girls near us and one of them was looking at me. They said she had a look of disgust on her face. When I think about it I feel like punching myself in the face. They said she was hot as well. Damn it. The bastards should have told me right away.
There was also an extreme case during school that lasted 3 years. I was very confused as to why I was constantly subjected to ass being in my direct field of vision.
this thread is making me remember things that I didn't even notice at the time @_@
I remember once in high school, 10th grade to be precise, there were two girls in PE that started talking to me out of the blue around like the middle of the year. One of them was just kinda loud and, thinking back on it, was most likely just playing the wingman as the other girl, the one that even I thought was cute at the time, seemed to like hanging out with me. One day, before school started, someone spotted me and brought me over to a spot where she was hanging out with a couple friends. Someone started asking questions like, "hey, are you her boyfriend" or something along those lines, can't remember it too well. I basically said "No, we're not" or something to that effect, idk, just picture a quiet loner. She seemed kinda w/e at the response and I went along my merry way.
If I recall correctly, we pretty much stopped talking during PE after that. Maybe it was for the best, she hung out with that generic cholo looking crowd but she herself was nice and all.
Also, another time at a theater, redhead canadian girl that was in my homeroom in high school (granted this was a year or two after we were both done with high school), was, well, working at the concession stand. I had gone to the theater with my family and what not (that or just my older brother, my memory is horrid) and I had come over alone to buy drinks and stuff. She recognized me and gave me two large drinks instead of the two medium I asked for. I asked her why and her response was like, "don't worry about it" or something to that effect. I appreciated it and just left without saying a thing. Never saw her again after that.
I remember once in high school, 10th grade to be precise, there were two girls in PE that started talking to me out of the blue around like the middle of the year. One of them was just kinda loud and, thinking back on it, was most likely just playing the wingman as the other girl, the one that even I thought was cute at the time, seemed to like hanging out with me. One day, before school started, someone spotted me and brought me over to a spot where she was hanging out with a couple friends. Someone started asking questions like, "hey, are you her boyfriend" or something along those lines, can't remember it too well. I basically said "No, we're not" or something to that effect, idk, just picture a quiet loner. She seemed kinda w/e at the response and I went along my merry way.
If I recall correctly, we pretty much stopped talking during PE after that. Maybe it was for the best, she hung out with that generic cholo looking crowd but she herself was nice and all.
Also, another time at a theater, redhead canadian girl that was in my homeroom in high school (granted this was a year or two after we were both done with high school), was, well, working at the concession stand. I had gone to the theater with my family and what not (that or just my older brother, my memory is horrid) and I had come over alone to buy drinks and stuff. She recognized me and gave me two large drinks instead of the two medium I asked for. I asked her why and her response was like, "don't worry about it" or something to that effect. I appreciated it and just left without saying a thing. Never saw her again after that.
Reading these stories is so fun that might as well post mine:
I was at a bar with my friends. Main goal: get hammered. So it's like midnight or so and I go to the bartender to get a new drink. I wait my turn for like 6-7 mins and at this point I'm getting pretty pissed off because I want a drink. So next to me is this super cute girl who is trying to pay her own drink but is doing that with coins. And she is counting them. It felt like forever. Like I mentioned, I'm fucking thirsty at this point so I just go to the bartender and say "Hey I'll pay her drink and 2 beers for me thanks". So she keeps counting her money (I guess she didn't hear that) and when she finally gets the right amount the bartender says to her "Oh, this gentleman already paid yours". The girl turns to me, looks for a second and flips her hair with her hand and says "Hey thanks for the drink. I'm Maria" and puts out her hand for a shake. I already have the 2 beers in my hands so I just say "No problem Maria" and leave. I walk 4 metres and just go "Wait what the fuck did I just do?". Turn around and she was gone.
If I could go back in time I would bone that chick 2 on 1 with my younger self.
I was at a bar with my friends. Main goal: get hammered. So it's like midnight or so and I go to the bartender to get a new drink. I wait my turn for like 6-7 mins and at this point I'm getting pretty pissed off because I want a drink. So next to me is this super cute girl who is trying to pay her own drink but is doing that with coins. And she is counting them. It felt like forever. Like I mentioned, I'm fucking thirsty at this point so I just go to the bartender and say "Hey I'll pay her drink and 2 beers for me thanks". So she keeps counting her money (I guess she didn't hear that) and when she finally gets the right amount the bartender says to her "Oh, this gentleman already paid yours". The girl turns to me, looks for a second and flips her hair with her hand and says "Hey thanks for the drink. I'm Maria" and puts out her hand for a shake. I already have the 2 beers in my hands so I just say "No problem Maria" and leave. I walk 4 metres and just go "Wait what the fuck did I just do?". Turn around and she was gone.
If I could go back in time I would bone that chick 2 on 1 with my younger self.
hypostasis
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Sorry brah, tis for real.
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I got my first car in 1995. It was a 1990 Geo Prizm, and it was a manual transmission. Apparently, this was a manly thing, driving a stick. I had a gal that I knew was somewhat interested in me say that we should get together on Friday and I could teach her how to drive stick.
I was like "cool, this whole stick shift thing is paying off" and one of her friends came up to me later and told me what she really meant.
To this day I still can't believe that I was oblivious to what she was saying.
I was like "cool, this whole stick shift thing is paying off" and one of her friends came up to me later and told me what she really meant.
To this day I still can't believe that I was oblivious to what she was saying.
I faced palmed myself massively when I read both of these posts. I've gotten advances but never this damn obvious.
I think this GIF perfectly summarizes everyone's reaction to both of these posts:
I'm happy to see that people are still contributing to this thread and keeping it alive. I Love reading all these stories.
I have another story to contribute. About 7 years ago when I was 18, I was at a restaurant with my mother and her then boyfriend; a man with a Burt Reynolds style mustache and macho man swagger. Around this time, I had began hitting the gym and it started to show. Any way, my mother eventually leaves the table to use the bathroom/make a phone call. Across the table from us were two chicks around my age sitting on a table for two.
My mother's boyfriend noticed that she took a ton of glances at me every now and then and told me that that one of the chicks was checking me out. He told me to go talk to her; me being a very socially awkward teen, I abashedly took a look to confirm that she was indeed looking back at me; I noticed it from peripheral vision. He was kept encouraging me to do it but I didn't budge. The girl kept going glancing back for about 10 minutes or so until my mother and the food arrived.
Eventually, the girls finish eating and leave much to my teenage self's relief. I didn't look up as they left since I felt self-conscious. My mother's boyfriend then proceed to chastise me for not going up to approach them and that was the end of that.
And a second story for you guys. When I was in 7th grade, there was this chick who was a bit of an attention whore. Any way, she would sit on my lap in class and sing "Real Lady Marmalade" to me much to my pre-pubescent dismay. This would occur every so often. My classmates would often laugh at me for not doing a single thing about it; that girl knew that as well. Eventually, it got to the point where my classmates would start saying that I was gay and call me Gayhan (a play on my nickname with gay as the prefix). Nothing became of that.
Here's the Epilogue on what happened to that chick. So about several years later, while walking with my brothers in my neighborhood, I saw this chick pushing a stroller. I told my brothers this and chuckled.
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