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[snaildog]

I say 9/10.

 

[Belfast]

I'd give you a 9.

Out of 100.

 

[XS+]

Pretty handsome for a quadraplegic

 

[gofreak]

Pretty handsome for a quadraplegic

...

:anger

 

[Tenguman]

Jeff Bridges?

 

[Alucard]

With a cocky title like that, you're begging to be flamed. You could have picked a better picture too. The angle isn't very flattering. Just constructive criticism on my part.

 

[LakeEarth]

Looks like you just farted and you are very proud of it.

 

[MrAngryFace]

Youre one of those 'smash beer can against head' kinda guys huh

 

[Mason]

If you are hot, you can't tell from that picture. Post a better picture.

 

[Nos_G]

Do you play bass guitar?

And like to go on stage with just tighty whities?

If so, I love your bass solo in Californication.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

If I was an ugly girl with limitied options, you can shock me all night long.

 

[snaildog]

I'm a good guy; if enough of the GAF want me to post another picture I'll be happy to oblige.

 

[Claus]

Not bad for a Cro-Magnon man.

 

[Bob White]

Not to be mean but....

SOMEBODY POST A PICTURE OF PHIL HARTMAN AS THE CAVEMAN LAWYER, QUICK!

 

[CavemanLawyer]

You called?

 

[SKluck]

It's the missing link!

 

[Bob White]

There we go!

 

[3phemeral]

Pretty handsome for a quadraplegic

Looks like you just farted and you are very proud of it.

Not bad for a Cro-Magnon man.

 

[SFA_AOK]

I say 9/10.

You were shit as Batman.

 

[Diablos]

I'd hit you...


with a BASEBALL BAT

AHAHAHAHAH

 

[Minotauro]

You look like a down syndrome version of Val Kilmer.

Then again, that might be redundant.

 

[Cooter]

Do you need attention this bad?

 

[snaildog]

If it helps I think I was groping my girlfriend's arse as she took the photo. She's orgasming now actually.

 

[Mike Works]

"I say 9/10."


I'm sure you would.

TROY!

 

[Bob White]

This topic made me laugh. Now I'm feeling silly.

No reason.

 

[MrAngryFace]

Hah, this thread is so fucking Internet.

 

[Guzim]

I love my life.

 

[demon]

You have the face of a pig with feces smeared over it and then lit on fire, then run over by a dump truck. Then lit on fire again for good measure. Then swallowed by the snake in Anaconda and spit out like Jon Voight.

Then lit on fire again. And shitted on once more for good measure.

 

[Bob White]

Winner!

You have the face of a pig with feces smeared over it and then lit on fire, then run over by a dump truck. Then lit on fire again for good measure. Then swallowed by the snake in Anaconda and spit out like Jon Voight.

Then lit on fire again. And shitted on once more for good measure.

 

[Mason]

Looks like you just farted and you are very proud of it.

LOL, reading that made me giggle and laugh for about ten seconds, then I sighed loudly. Which made me start giggling again.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

 

[Alucard]

Now that's just mean. :-\ He's not a bad looking guy at all. I was just commenting on the cockiness of the post. There are more subtle ways to do these types of things...like waiting for a "post your pics!" thread.

 

[etiolate]

I say 9/10.

Really? I thought you'd say MUWHAAAHRAANNGHAAAAAA

 

[raYne]

=

 

[snaildog]

Off-centre anyone?

 

[Greekboy]

I'd need 6 beers and 3 rails before I'd let you hit me.

 

[MrPing1000]

tbh I'm hotter than you and I don't hold myself in very high regard.


But you seem like the cocky & funny type, cubsfan would adore u

 

[Socreges]

I'd need 6 beers and 3 rails before I'd let you hit me.

Don't forget the lobotomy. Gay experiences can be traumatic.

 

[Alucard]

I'd need 6 beers and 3 rails before I'd let you hit me.

BA-ZING! And this is the one who was talking about throwing standards out the window from time to time.

 

[Spiritreaver]

Hotness with just a picture of your face? Please. It's all about the full package. The body, the goods, the attitude. Please, you don't even cut it. No offense, not like that's a bad thing. I'm not hot either, neither are many people here.

 

[Alucard]

I'm far from being hot myself. Thus why I wouldn't start a thread like this for fear of being verbally crucified by random internet people. Haha.

 

[Mama Smurf]

tbh I'm hotter than you and I don't hold myself in very high regard.

Same here. Maybe we're really stunners and just dont know it.

I take that comment back if you change your fucking avatar again anytime this month. Stop listening to MAF!

 

[Date of Lies]

I'm roughly a million times better looking than the guy in the first picture (if that's really you, he doesn't seem to have the mental capacities to operate a computer)

but even *I* wouldn't start a thread like this.

 

[demon]

I'm roughly a million times better looking than the guy in the first picture (if that's really you, he doesn't seem to have the mental capacities to operate a computer)

but even *I* wouldn't start a thread like this.

ditto, except make that a million.....plus 2!

 

[Star Power]

Eh... you're about a 4. I'd hit it... after drinking the right amount of alcohol.

 

[Date of Lies]

Eh... you're about a 4. I'd hit it... after drinking the right amount of alcohol.

You mean the amount that causes death by alcohol poisoning?

 

[Star Power]

You mean the amount that causes death by alcohol poisoning?

How'd you figure that out?

 

[jenov4]

GREATEST Thread ever! Oh the hilarity!

 

[snaildog]

if that's really you, he doesn't seem to have the mental capacities to operate a computer

:lol Would you believe me if I told you my major is Software Engineering?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Not to be mean but....

SOMEBODY POST A PICTURE OF PHIL HARTMAN AS THE CAVEMAN LAWYER, QUICK!