Waking a person up with oral sex is hot? Different tastes I suppose...It's called Night-Rape and it's hot
Waking a person up with oral sex is hot? Different tastes I suppose...It's called Night-Rape and it's hot
What, so you are meant to periodically ask, "is this still OK? You don't mind that we're still having sex? This isn't starting to feel rapey is it?"I'm sorry to play the ol' 'Rape' card but it seems really sketchy to me. She might've been consensual when she was awake but she passed out (and who's to say she was sleeping?) and therefore can't consent to anything else. Non-consensual sex is rape. Again, its s difference of opinion on what it actually is but it seems really sketchy.
Waking a person up with oral sex is hot? Different tastes I suppose...
Yes, having a set of warm, wet lips wrapped around your shaft and your GF's pretty eyes looking up at you is the most incredible alarm clock in the world.Waking a person up with oral sex is hot? Different tastes I suppose...
No, but it's a bit fucking different to continually pounding some girl who isn't even awake. I really have no idea where you get the idea from that it's OK to carry on having sex with someone who isn't even conscious but it's a bit fucked up.What, so you are meant to periodically ask, "is this still OK? You don't mind that we're still having sex? This isn't starting to feel rapey is it?"
I prefer using my hands instead, I'm not good with wake up oral on other girls...Yes, having a set of warm, wet lips wrapped around your shaft and your GF's pretty eyes looking up at you is the most incredible alarm clock in the world.
Nah man, I said it was seedy, but certainly not rape. I didn't say it was "OK" at all, I was just trying to ground your typically dramatic assessment somewhat.No, but it's a bit fucking different to continually pounding some girl who isn't even awake. I really have no idea where you get the idea from that it's OK to carry on having sex with someone who isn't even conscious but it's a bit fucked up.
How is it 'typically dramatic' in any shape or form? He pretty much spelled it out in black and white what he did - he was fucking her, she passed out, he carried on without her knowledge - which is all sorts of messed up. We're just going to continue to disagree so how about we just agree to disagree and end it here.Nah man, I said it was seedy, but certainly not rape. I didn't say it was "OK" at all, I was just trying to ground your typically dramatic assessment somewhat.
I meant "typically dramatic" in terms of your innate ability to make a mountain out of a molehill, it had very little to do with the context of the story.How is it 'typically dramatic' in any shape or form? He pretty much spelled it out in black and white what he did - he was fucking her, she passed out, he carried on without her knowledge - which is all sorts of messed up. We're just going to continue to disagree so how about we just agree to disagree and end it here.
Ex gf used to complain that I never woke her up by fingering her or going down on her even though she would for me. I dunno, if I've smoked a lot of weed that usually gives me the munchies for more than just food, but I never think 430am vag is prime time.
She didn't speak english super well and also wanted to know why I never "put my finger in her anal." So I started doing it and she enjoyed it, but then one day she tells me "sometimes I blood into the toilet the day after you put your finger in my anal but i dont mind its worth it". i found an excuse to stop...
This might be the greatest sentence I have read all year.
A recent fuck buddy was super embarrassed about that too. She had a really nice minge, but she never wanted me to go down on her. "It's too personal" apparently.yeah she was a crack up. never met a girl who loved gettin that minge munched so much. my gf now is embarrassed about it because she thinks its dirty but she likes it too, just not as much as "finger in my anal" girl.
I can understand the whole standpoint of it being a personal area, it's not exactly something that I dive towards as soon as the action starts to give oral to another girl. I can have just as much fun without it...
I'm far too tame to have anything worthy of this thread.
However I do know a tale about a friends room-mate, entitled "Crunchy Clusters".
This guy met a girls at a party and took her out to dinner a couple of days later. One thing led to another and they wound up back at his place. While he's going down on her, he feels something in his mouth. The lights are off so he wouldn't be able to see what it was. He figures it's just some meat from dinner than was stuck in his teeth. He bites down on it. It was crunchy. He thinks nothing of it and swallows.
About a week later he starts to feel ill. He begins to vomit frequently, and there's blood in it.
Of course he goes to the doctor to figure out what's wrong.
He'd bitten down on a herpes cluster. He now has herpes in his stomach.
Lots of digital usage really with the odd bit of scissoring if they are interested, playing with their breasts and nipples as some girls can get off with just that. It's quite a sensual experience really...How does that work? Mostly digits? Scissoring (aside, my wife's nearly 80 year old father has recently become interested by lesbians and keeps asking her to buy him lesbian romance films from amazon, and I always say it's because he's obsessed by scissoring - the term amuses me greatly) Despite the amount of porn I've watched, I have little idea of how real lesbians actually work...
Surprisingly relevant to internet stories did you have a threesome yet?It's been an internet urban legend for years.
Nothing wrong with dirty stories especially if they are true.
That herpes cluster one is gross.
Were on the same page then...I never said it was bad
I mean, to each their own, but there is nothing more satisfying or erotic on a base, primal level than planting your seed in a woman.
At least for me.
You slept with a model? Who are they I'm curious...Snip snip
Speaking of sleep fucking how about this: Sleep medicine experts have successfully treated a rare case of a woman having sex with strangers while sleepwalking.All this talk about sleep fucking has me hot and bothered. When you find a girl who's into it, don't let her go!
You slept with a model? Who are they I'm curious...
He'd bitten down on a herpes cluster. He now has herpes in his stomach.
When that story was told to us, we were in the middle of a banquet at an Indian restaurant.
Yeah, it reminds me of one time when I woke up my girl with some fooling around. She got into it and then got on top. It was really good but I was starting to get close to finishing so I told her. She didn't respond and kept going so I had to push her off before things went too far.All this talk about sleep fucking has me hot and bothered. When you find a girl who's into it, don't let her go!
Speaking of sleep fucking how about this: Sleep medicine experts have successfully treated a rare case of a woman having sex with strangers while sleepwalking.
Maybe but house reminds me of an x files episode home with the quadruple amputees and general creepiness...I swear to god this was the twist to an episode of House.
So you agreed to not press charges on someone home broke into your home and attempted to assault you, so they didn't loose their job?The next day, the girl contacts me over IM and tries to start up a conversation. Then he jumps on asking to meet up so "we can finish this". I told him I'd reported the incident to the police (which I had), but had not attached his name to the report, mentioning that doing so and pressing charges would mean he would be barred for life from working security. He agreed we were done.
Wasn't the last time I slept with that girl as it turned out (years later), but it sure was one of the most memorable nights for me ever.
So you two were enjoying yourselves and making good usage of a mirror, uh good going.By god that was the greatest doggy style I've had. Pounding that juicy ass while watching us in the bathroom mirror.
And then someone opened the door.
So you agreed to not press charges on someone home broke into your home and attempted to assault you, so they didn't loose their job?
Well do you at least sleep with the girl still?
Nah man, I said it was seedy, but certainly not rape. I didn't say it was "OK" at all, I was just trying to ground your typically dramatic assessment somewhat.
I wouldn't do it personally, but maybe he was just about to nut? Who knows.
Oh why not, may as well jump into this as well....
In my early 20s, I posted on a forum, fairly large, somewhat like NeoGaf. We had a thread about people who were from my state and another thread where people posted their pictures. A girl on the forum recognized my name in the pictures thread as someone who also posted in the from the state thread. Turns out she was from the same area, went to college about 20 minutes from where I lived at the time.
She complimented me on my picture, started flirting a bit. This went on for a while in the thread, someone jokingly comments that we should just have sex and get it over with. Shortly after this post, I get a new PM out of nowhere. Its the girl from the thread, she sent me a pic of her without a shirt on and asks if she can come over and fuck me.
Now, dear readers, I was kind of a nerdy guy, was finally starting to grow into my own body and gaining a bit of confidence. I wasn't used to girls, much less good looking girls being interested as me as a sexual object. Essentially, I was nervous as hell but I just couldn't pass the chance up.
I play it cool, tell her to come over if she is ready to get fucked, give her my address. She says she will be there in an hour.
An hour later, a knock at the door. She is out there with some super slutty outfit. She comes in and sits down. I ask if she wants a beer, she does. I hand it over, take a sip out of my own beer, just trying to get the nerve to do something. I finally just say "fuck it" and go over to her, grab her and start kissing her all over. This turns into a 3 hour fuck fest, I am doing her on the floor, from behind while she holds onto the couch, on the dresser, all over the place. For some reason, I simply cannot bring myself to cum, I just cant do it. I tell her that I don't know if I can finish.
She tells me that she can take care of that. She hops on top of me, and slowly puts my dick in her ass, no lube, no nothing. She then just goes to town...and by the lord almighty, I came like a hose. She gets off me and had literally fucked herself in the ass so hard, it pretty much destroyed the condom. Its been probably 9 years since then, I believe the whole incident gave me a pretty strong anal fetish.
In closing, anything can happen on an internet forum Neogaf, Believe.
Forum Story...
From a lawyer: it's rape, man.
No consent = rape. Period.
But lets keep the thread about the good stuff, guys. Back to stories!
From a lawyer: it's rape, man.
No consent = rape. Period.
But lets keep the thread about the good stuff, guys. Back to stories!
Jesus, I didn't think it would be my friends creepy story that would derail this thread. God damn.
Actually all this talk reminded me of a similar story of my own. It clean slipped my mind when I told my friends story, probably because I'd repressed the terrible memory. A girl picked me up one night and took me home. She wasn't exactly a looker, but I was randy and drunk so I was keen for it anyway. We were going at it but she was pretty dry so it was rather unpleasant... then she started snoring, loudly! Went directly from bad drunk sex, to full on snoring. My (half) boner instantly died and I rolled over and tried to go to sleep. Awful.
I've never used a condom - ever - and I've only ever had one pregnancy scare after a one-night stand I really, really regret. Other than that, everything's safe. Most girls these days are either on the pill or wear a contraceptive patch so the need for a condom is removed. Plus I find wearing a condom limits the sensation somewhat and, not to blow my own trumpet or owt, but the girls I've been with say they love the feeling of me exploding inside them.
At least you didn't rape her.
I probably wouldn't have done the same but it seemed to work out fine for everyone... So thats that.Pretty much. I could kind of understand where he was coming from, and I wasn't injured, so I didn't really feel any animosity to him. He obviously handled the situation improperly, but I didn't see the need to wreck his life over the incident.
Not for many years now. She is married to someone else entirely with 2 kids. We got together maybe 4 or 5 times after the above incident, including having my first threesome, but once she got engaged that was it.
She vomited mid blow job? Well it could be worse...When I was younger a girl was going down on me and wound up throwing up on me. Guess she drank a bit to much and tried to take to much in at once.
She didn't want to admit it though so kept going for a bit until she gave up. Thankfully it was just watery beer and not chunks. Quickly told my friend we needed to leave.
Bravo huxley, bravo. lol especially the bit about her asshole destroying a condom. Gott damn.Oh why not, may as well jump into this as well....
In my early 20s, I posted on a forum, fairly large, somewhat like NeoGaf. We had a thread about people who were from my state and another thread where people posted their pictures. A girl on the forum recognized my name in the pictures thread as someone who also posted in the from the state thread. Turns out she was from the same area, went to college about 20 minutes from where I lived at the time.
She complimented me on my picture, started flirting a bit. This went on for a while in the thread, someone jokingly comments that we should just have sex and get it over with. Shortly after this post, I get a new PM out of nowhere. Its the girl from the thread, she sent me a pic of her without a shirt on and asks if she can come over and fuck me.
Now, dear readers, I was kind of a nerdy guy, was finally starting to grow into my own body and gaining a bit of confidence. I wasn't used to girls, much less good looking girls being interested as me as a sexual object. Essentially, I was nervous as hell but I just couldn't pass the chance up.
I play it cool, tell her to come over if she is ready to get fucked, give her my address. She says she will be there in an hour.
An hour later, a knock at the door. She is out there with some super slutty outfit. She comes in and sits down. I ask if she wants a beer, she does. I hand it over, take a sip out of my own beer, just trying to get the nerve to do something. I finally just say "fuck it" and go over to her, grab her and start kissing her all over. This turns into a 3 hour fuck fest, I am doing her on the floor, from behind while she holds onto the couch, on the dresser, all over the place. For some reason, I simply cannot bring myself to cum, I just cant do it. I tell her that I don't know if I can finish.
She tells me that she can take care of that. She hops on top of me, and slowly puts my dick in her ass, no lube, no nothing. She then just goes to town...and by the lord almighty, I came like a hose. She gets off me and had literally fucked herself in the ass so hard, it pretty much destroyed the condom. Its been probably 9 years since then, I believe the whole incident gave me a pretty strong anal fetish.
In closing, anything can happen on an internet forum Neogaf, Believe.
I start driving and she's like, "You know we're fucking when you get me home, right?" I say "Sure!" and she says, "I just got tested and I'm clean. And I know you're clean because you're married." So we're not going to use condoms."
This is interesting actually without an established chronology of events. Either they slept with a model before or never mentioned the other story to anyone.Sounds like a bright girl. "I know you're clean because you're married". Did she miss the part where you are fucking around outside of your marriage?
Ever see her again?
Bravo huxley, bravo. lol especially the bit about her asshole destroying a condom. Gott damn.
Please do the more dirty the better.This is such a great thread. It makes me want to go out and get laid tonight just so I might have something to share.