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[Strax]

When I was single I had a couple below me and above in the 20-30 year age range. Only heard the girls, both really hot, so I sometimes joined (in my mind).

One time the girl below chased out her boyfriend, topless. When he drove away she rang my doorbell to let her in. I went downstairs to check if she was alright. She hugged me, told me her boyfriend had broken up with her and asked if I wanted to come in. I had just started in a relationship 3 weeks earlier so I said no. I'm not gonna lie, I kinda wish I had met my girlfriend maybe 2 months later then I did. This was an experience I wanted.
She moved out maybe 2 months later.

 

[CloudWolf]

I used to live next to the shower, with a door leading directly from my room to the shower. So yeah, I've heard my housemates getting it on.

 

[Vicetrailia]

No but I wouldn't mind it.

 

[neorej]

I've never really heard neighbors going at it but I do have a little story.

When I was about 16 or so, I met this girl who recently moved to my town. I was pretty into her, she was cute and we would chill every now and then. One time she invites me over to her house to watch movies with her, her sister and her sister's friend so I'm like cool and I head over there. I very briefly meet her pregnant mother and her step dad, mostly exchanging quick hello's before we head to the basement to watch Half Baked. Eventually, her sister/sister's friend leave so it's just me and my friend talking, watching the movie and whatnot. Not too long into the movie, I start hearing this squeaking noise right above my head. Kind of quiet at first but I'm looking up at the ceiling thinking "is that what I think it is?" Doesn't take long for it to get louder and louder. The bed is squeaking like crazy, headboard knocking and I'm just staring at the ceiling before looking over to my friend like "Is that...?" And she just nods and says it's a routine thing for her mom and step dad. It was no big deal to her and she was used to it, haha. That was crazy to me. For it to happen when your kids are there and you know they have other people there as well. Her mom was pregnant and still got pounded out with her daughter's friends there. No shame in their game.

All of this happened in the middle of the afternoon, too. It's not like it was around midnight or anything. Just a regular, warm, sunny day.

Not going to lie; I read this in Al Swearengen's voice.

Also; being pregnant does not mean you cannot have sex anymore. It's quite the opposite; women usually want it more.

 

[Pyccko]

I got woken up by my 2 gay cop neighbors having sex once. It sounded uh... pretty enthusiastic. But I think they broke up, cause I feel like I haven't seen one of them around lately. Bummer if so, they're pretty nice dudes.

 

[burn this down]

I live in a college dorm in a town with an active night life soooooooo...

 

[Dennis]

Just knock on the wall and shout "Did you bring enough to share with the whole class?"

 

[neorej]

Just knock on the wall and shout "Did you bring enough to share with the whole class?"

What do you do when they yell "sure, come on over!"?

 

[Sai-kun]

Either they're installing new things into the floor, or I'm hearing the bed of my upstairs neighbors shifting right now, lmao.

Spoiler

i am okay with this

Overhearing people having sex is really, really hot to me ... provided I don't know who they are (hearing friends and family? No thank you).

Yeah, I definitely agree. It's super hot.

 

[Bedameister]

Oh yes most definitely

 

[Khasim]

Never, but once when my girlfriend and I were doing it, we heard loud knocking on the other side of the wall our bed was next to, so our neighbors definitely heard us. I avoid them since that night. GF is also quieter as she's ashamed that they'll knock again

Spoiler

Stealth brag I guess

 

[Chuckie]

Having sex no.

But this is how I live

So underway I hear girls masturbating relatively frequently

 

[kavanf1]

That was one of the weirdest stories I ever read.

 

[Chuckie]

That was one of the weirdest stories I ever read.

It was for me too.





Until I started reading his other work.

 

[Catdaddy]

In my first ever apartment in college, was studying with the window open and my neighbor had hers open as well. I was studying when the moaning and screaming started – she was a noisy one…. Closed the window otherwise would have ruined my grade for that class…

 

[Ushay]

Having sex no.

But this is how I live

So underway I hear girls masturbating relatively frequently

Army .. Navy?

 

[Ceallach]

Navy.

 

[nOoblet16]

I hear my flatmate and his GF all the time.

But I have a neighbour whose flat is on the opposite end of the hallway which is about 10-15 metre long, once I could hear her from my front door.

 

[Shuggananas]

What do you do when they yell "sure, come on over!"?

well, duh

 

[orioto]

That's more an horror story but when i was in holiday, probably 14yo, in my grandma's house with my parents, I was sleeping in a big bedroom, with all sort of catholic things on the wall (i'm not religious so not used to all that). My grandma was living in an other house at that time to let my dad being there for holidays. The house is in front of a graveyard. It's also an old stable, so really old fashion rural house. And it's really dark. Like pitch dark at night cause no cars nor anything outside. And sometimes there were short circuit with the light and it turned on itself in the night, great. So yeah not that great for a 14yo kid!

And there is a fucked up family story with the neighbors, who are my dad's brother and his wife. Some month before i was born, his wife had an unborn child and he was called mikael. When i was born, my mother called me mikael to, and the uncle's wife always hated us since that. Insulting my mom in the street and all

Anyway, one night, my parents were gone to some show i didn't want to see, and i was alone in the bedroom trying to read. And i hear some WEIRD moaning, like. a fucking witch honestly, like a 150 years old woman being at it like crazy. A sloooow, low and croaky female voice. The sound was coming from above my room. Of course there is nothing above, just the roof. It was sooo nightmarish that my Cartesian mind rejected it totally. I was like "ok there is an explanation, it's ok, no prob, let's wait for it to finish". It lasted maybe 5 minutes then stopped.

 

[MikeyB]

I've heard my parents, my landlady, my sister, my roomies, my neighbours, and best of all... I used to work in forestry and when we came into town, we would fit 6 people in a hotel room, 3 to a bed, and I woke up in a drunken stupor to find that two of my friends who were sharing my bed had hooked up. She had a nice rack. I rolled over and went back to sleep.

Now that I think of it, that happened twice (different people). Closest I've been to a threesome.

 

[Etrian Oddity]

My roommate is very audible. We've roomed together probably 3 years total, and I can always hear his girls across the house. Guess he knows his stuff, lmao

 

[Bo Knows GAF]

Yep, and I just blast "I just had sex"

 

[family_guy]

Well I only hear my downstairs neighbor's wife. First time I heard her, I didn't think it was a person. I thought someone had stepped on a cat. Then I kept hearing it and that's her orgasm voice. I'm not even sure if she's really having one or just putting on a show to make her husband feel like a stud.

 

[kaiju]

Used to live in an apartment with rail-thin walls. Heard my next-door neighbor going at it with two girls. They were pretty damn loud, screaming. I later met them, and they were smoking hot.

Some guys have got it good. Lucky bastard!

 

[Retve]

No but I almost wish it was sex I'd hear, at least that would end sooner. Instead my neighbour frequently plays shitty music and parties.

 

[Matticers]

Not going to lie; I read this in Al Swearengen's voice.

Also; being pregnant does not mean you cannot have sex anymore. It's quite the opposite; women usually want it more.

Oh, I know. Just the mental imagery I had of it at the time plus how loud it was had me surprised.

 

[hipbabboom]

I've heard plenty banging beds, moaning and sometimes even the lady yelling commands or giving props to god but I've never head the squishy and fart noises. How do I feel about it OP? I don't feel anything. I lay on my back in my bed and stare up into the darkness as if to welcome it to take me and then I let the eternity pass in silence. After its over, I wait to hear someone run to the bathroom and then I know they are finished and I go about the rest of my day.

 

[Milestoned]

Only old people below, and above us and my room doesn't share a wall with another flat but my roommate got a girlfriend a couple of months ago and I can hear their bed and her moaning at times. I know that this is pretty normal but it's still super akward for me. How do I deal with this. I'm this kind of person who gets annoyed by other people's chewing.

In my old flat (when I had just moved out from my parent's house) there where two lesbian girls right next to me. When I moved in they had sex for a couple of hours the first night. Never heard anything again after that but got a little "sorry" note the day after, lol.

 

[vitacola]

I probably heard the whole neighbourhood by now.
On hot summer days most of the people have their windows open to get in some fresh air and they just bang away, entertaining the whole neighbourhood. Even had some parallel moaning incidents.
A few weeks ago the old people below my apartment moved out and a few students moved in. Now I hear loud manly moans every other night. I miss the old silent Russian couple

Actually I can hear almost everything because of the thin walls and ceilings (old European building). The first night the neighbours of the house next to my building were singing drunken songs until 2 am and I was able to sing along. Sometimes I hear someone snore. The crazy catholic women next to me rents out her apartment on AirBnB and some of her "guests" don't give a fuck about the time they cook and drink quite noisy (her kitchen is next to my bed). And when anybody talks, you can hear almost every word, if you don't listen to anything else at the moment ....

 

[TAJ]

My dad was in the Navy (only on carriers) and I went onboard several times. I remember being horrified by his living conditions but his bunks were palaces compared to the pic in this thread. A lot of the enlisted guys didn't even have anyone above or below them.

 

[Dingens]

I can recall only one incident...

I started a new job in Japan a few years back and stayed at a share house for a month so I had time to look for something better.
It was an old traditional japanese building with not quite-paper walls, probably made out of plywood. Despite the thin walls, the first few nights were pretty quiet, but than on the first day of work, I woke up a few minutes before my alarm clock... took me a few seconds to realize what I was hearing.
She wasn't exactly loud but that didn't matter as there was hardly anything separating our rooms... I could hear everything. And I guess every other person in the share house could too (probably not the squishy noises I think).
I switched off my alarm clock so I wouldn't interrupt them and as the noises died down, I made my way towards our shared bathroom/sink to brush my teeth. Didn't take long before I was joined by all the other guys living in the house and everyone had this "I know that you know" look on their faces.

Also this incident changed my perception of japanese porn forever. I can assure you, not all japanese girls cry during sex... in fact she seemed to be REALLY into it.

 

[rpmurphy]

I can often hear my upstairs neighbor going at it but I can only really hear the bed squeaks. Voices don't carry as well through the floor/ceiling, and I just can't get a boner with just bed squeaks. So much disappointment.

 

[S-Wind]

Nope, but I sure hope our neighbours hear us having sex.

 

[zswordsman]

This is op

Anyways, I haven't heard anything, houses are pretty separated.