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[.:Wesker:.]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230413042200

It's up to $132.50

Any hunches as to what they are?? Before someone bid on it the 'buy it now' price was $19.99.

The seller recently added the following:
- Winner get's an extra N64 game, and candy.
- 20% of the proceeds go to Child's Play

72 Bids
36 Bidders
60,000 Views

Other Gaffers attempts:

Alright, decided to try a variation at this. May go over great, may end up costing me a bit in the end if I get no one or a single bigger. Behold...

The Mysteriously Blank Multicolored Gameboy Cart!!!

Since this is mostly in jest, I set it up to have Free Shipping, and 75% of the final auction amount will go to Toys for Tots. I have only left a single clue (I think at least) on the page as to what the game really is, though I may slip up and say what it is before the auction is over or something :lol

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220529005282

Mysteriously Blank Shiny Gameboy Advance Cartridge

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120508232278

 

[Firestorm]

It's Super Smash Bros.

 

[Femmeworth]

It's probably Quest 64.

Edit: I didn't realize there was a clue.

 

[alistairw]

It's probably just balsa wood.

 

[Clockblockers]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230413042200

It's up to $4.27

Any hunches as to what it is? Before someone bid on it the 'buy it now' price was $19.99.

wait until someone plugs it in and it turns out to be a blank cartridge; at least his advertising was accurate.

 

[MisterHero]

Resident Evil 0 Dinosaur Planet Too Human prototype

 

[EatChildren]

There, short and simple enough for ya? It's gonna be a risky, intense bidding war. And who knows what the game is? It could kick ass, could be a bargain... could totally suck. Whaddya say bro? Join me, let's see how far we can take this. And for you there, holding the mouse? Place your bid. Let the auction begin!

ITS NO MORE HEROES SIXTY FOUR

 

[CO_Andy]

Prototype for Metroid 64

 

[Einbroch]

It's Super Smash Bros.

This.

He said there's a clue, and he used the word "bro". And Final Destination, eff me.

 

[Oreoleo]

It's Super Smash Bros.

Yup. Once you notice the disclaimer that he's left a "clue" as to what game it is, the actual clue sticks out like a sore thumb. Both of them, actually.

This.

He said there's a clue, and he used the word "bro".

And "you there, holding the mouse."

edit: lol and final destination. Didn't notice that.

 

[.:Wesker:.]

ITS NO MORE HEROES SIXTY FOUR

Seller confirmed to be Travis Touchdown.

 

[HUELEN10]

I AM THE HIGHEST BIDDER!

No one else bid on this, I'm gonna take this one for the team!

 

[EatChildren]

That's a No More Heroes reference; "And you there, holding the Wii Remote". That whole paragraph is.

 

[Firestorm]

edit: lol and final destination. Didn't notice that.

That's the one that kinda tipped me off. Didn't even notice the other two. I just saw the meme, "there's a clue on this page" and didn't understand why someone would make it that obvious.

Worst eBay listing of the year.
Someone buy my item instead. Some guy from China is winning and I don't want to ship to China (nor did I say I would ship to China).

 

[Oreoleo]

That's a No More Heroes reference; "And you there, holding the Wii Remote". That whole paragraph is.

Really? Seemed like an obvious Pikachu reference to me, but I haven't played NMH so what do I know.

 

[HUELEN10]

Remember, the mystery game was released in 1999! What N64 games were released that year? Time to find out!

 

[MisterHero]

Yup. Once you notice the disclaimer that he's left a "clue" as to what game it is, the actual clue sticks out like a sore thumb. Both of them, actually.



And "you there, holding the mouse."

edit: lol and final destination. Didn't notice that.

:lol

I recognize the progession

Paypal Only
No refunds
No returns
Final Destination

Fox Only
No Items
Final Destination

 

[Firestorm]

Remember, the mystery game was released in 1999! What N64 games were released that year? Time to find out!

Super Smash Bros.

 

[Cheetos is Pretty Awesome]

you're totally getting South Park 64.

 

[HUELEN10]

Super Smash Bros.

I will be so sad if it is SSB.

Whatever, I'm taking one for the team! :lol

 

[Firestorm]

I will be so sad if it is SSB.

Whatever, I'm taking one for the team! :lol

...
But it is.

 

[Plywood]

IT"S PIKACHU

 

[expy]

It's Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey. :lol

 

[.:Wesker:.]

I will be so sad if it is SSB.

Whatever, I'm taking one for the team! :lol

Why would you be sad? SSB is a beast of a game.

 

[Costanza]

I'm gonna outbid huelen and then not pay the guy

Spoiler

just kidding

 

[HUELEN10]

Why would you be sad? SSB is a beast of a game.

Because I'm getting it on VC, thus making it the superior version of the game. That's why.

I hope the seller is just making bogus clues to hide the fact that it's Superman 64 for some other bullshit. Wouldn't surprise me. :lol

 

[Oreoleo]

IT"S PIKACHU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn9k

ITS KOFFING! GOD DAMMIT AHH! :lol

 

[Combichristoffersen]

Superman 64. Buy it. Play it. Love it.

 

[HUELEN10]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn9k

ITS KOFFING! GOD DAMMIT AHH! :lol

That video will NEVER get old, NEVER.

 

[MvmntInGrn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn9k

ITS KOFFING! GOD DAMMIT AHH! :lol

:lol Never seen that

 

[.:Wesker:.]

inb4 it's actually

Paperboy
Superman 64
Quest 64

 

[HUELEN10]

Just for good measure in case it is SSB, I present this classic...

 

[BlazeHedgehog]

Hm. Daikatana was ported to the N64, wasn't it? :lol

 

[UFRA]

I AM THE HIGHEST BIDDER!

No one else bid on this, I'm gonna take this one for the team!

Wait, what the hell?

Did you photoshop your name into that as a fake current bid leader?

In the bid history there's not even a person with a name starting with the letter "H". or ending with a "0". :lol

 

[Costanza]

Wait, what the hell?

Did you photoshop your name into that as a fake current bid leader?

In the bid history there's not even a person with a name starting with the letter "H". or ending with a "0". :lol

It doesn't show real usernames on that page.

 

[HUELEN10]

It doesn't show real usernames on that page.

Correct. It only happens, like in this screencap I took, when you are logged in. It is for security.

 

[bernardobri]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn9k

ITS KOFFING! GOD DAMMIT AHH! :lol

I couldn't stop laughing for minutes, the reaction sold me.:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[.:Wesker:.]

What I want to know is how he got the label and sticky residue off completely. That shit's shiny!

 

[HUELEN10]

What I want to know is how he got the label and sticky residue off completely. That shit's shiny!

Goo Gone or canola oil, and good old isopropyl alky! That's how I'd do it anyways...

 

[.:Wesker:.]

I'm also wondering, are all Majora's Mask cartridges gold and holographic?

 

[Keyser Soze]

Gaffer needs to win. and I need to know what this is. I would bid, but it is a NSTC cart

My Guess:

 

[kuYuri]

That last clue totally gives it away that it's Super Smash Bros. :lol

Spoiler

Unless of course they threw that in there to throw you off.

 

[bernardobri]

Gaffer needs to win. and I need to know what this is. I would bid, but it is a NSTC cart

A recorded first impression would be amazing to watch :lol

 

[MisterHero]

That last clue totally gives it away that it's Super Smash Bros. :lol

Spoiler

Unless of course they threw that in there to throw you off.

Seller name = UrbanZombie

It could be either RE2, or RE0 prototype!

I don't think RE3 was released on N64

Yep you're right, my bad. :lol

 

[VOOK]

Don't have a US N64 or I would do it.

 

[.:Wesker:.]

Seller name = UrbanZombie

It could be either RE2, RE3, or RE0 prototype!

I don't think RE3 was released on N64

 

[matrix-cat]

...plays just fine thanks to a few hours of heavy duty contact cleansing (I rubbed those contacts down as if there was no tomorrow).

:lol

I don't have a US 64 but this is fantastic.

 

[.:Wesker:.]

:lol

I don't have a US 64 but this is fantastic.

"(I rubbed those contacts down as if there was no tomorrow)"

Mario Party 2? Rubbing like hell, bleeding hand, win minigame.

 

[bridegur]

Gaffer needs to win. and I need to know what this is. I would bid, but it is a NSTC cart

My Guess:

Anyone would be lucky to get this game. It's a crime that it's not on VC.

 

[.:Wesker:.]

Someone from GAF needs to win this, so we can see what it is.