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[John Marston]

We are still LIVE and I got nothing to say.

Starfield Starfield Starfield Starfield.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Spinnin reckys whilst ethereal

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Im alive.

lego masters with the kids.

Wife confirmed cuddles late night.

Gonna have a beer. Maybe purple haze.

Lake trip for the holiday weekend.

Happy friday witches

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I'm absoluttely rat arsed on prosecco. And it's Friday, now Saturday. Every fucket has gone to bed and i'm now down here on my lonesome reading Gaf. God bless you all.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Anyway... what happend to Dr.Morris79 lovely sisters?

Only just seen this

Oh hell no, they're not my sisters, they're my missus'. And my god, I've never known a more insane bunch of humans...

I wouldnt wish them on anyone

 

[John Marston]

Today I've reacted a lot with

It's because I love you guys and this community. Today I am Dr. LOVE

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Today I've reacted a lot with

It's because I love you guys and this community. Today I am Dr. LOVE

A not so interesting fact. Kiss and Rage against the machine were playing in London at some point in the 90's, I was a hardcore Ratm fan back then. My mate, his brother and me went along. It was early afternoon and we had the great idea to get wreked. I was five ciders in and my mates brother pulled out a bag of speed, I had some. Next thing I remember is waking up at 9pm, i'd missed both bands and fell aslepp on a train to cambridge. I woke up on that train with a ticket conducter telling me to do one..

Had to ring my poor old dad to pick me up, fifty odd miles away..

I still regret it to this day that not only did I not see any of my favourite bands, I also had to piss my old man off to pick me up

 

[Grildon Tundy]

A not so interesting fact. Kiss and Rage against the machine were playing in London at some point in the 90's, I was a hardcore Ratm fan back then. My mate, his brother and me went along. It was early afternoon and we had the great idea to get wreked. I was five ciders in and my mates brother pulled out a bag of speed, I had some. Next thing I remember is waking up at 9pm, i'd missed both bands and fell aslepp on a train to cambridge. I woke up on that train with a ticket conducter telling me to do one..

Had to ring my poor old dad to pick me up, fifty odd miles away..

I still regret it to this day that not only did I not see any of my favourite bands, I also had to piss my old man off to pick me up

When I was 20, I went to a Creed concert. Got out and downed a beer before my buddies got out of the car. Had about 8 in an hour in the parking yard, took an unholy 10-minute dump in a porta-potty and when I walked out, a dude yelled at me because his pregnant girlfriend was waiting on me. I was like, "Dude I'm not the one who got her pregnant." Then I slept through the opening act and woke up during "My Sacrifice" and when we left, we had a pile of beer cans on the windshield, so we turned on the wipers and took off. Good times.

 

[John Marston]

A not so interesting fact. Kiss and Rage against the machine were playing in London at some point in the 90's, I was a hardcore Ratm fan back then. My mate, his brother and me went along. It was early afternoon and we had the great idea to get wreked. I was five ciders in and my mates brother pulled out a bag of speed, I had some. Next thing I remember is waking up at 9pm, i'd missed both bands and fell aslepp on a train to cambridge. I woke up on that train with a ticket conducter telling me to do one..

Had to ring my poor old dad to pick me up, fifty odd miles away..

I still regret it to this day that not only did I not see any of my favourite bands, I also had to piss my old man off to pick me up

That should almost go in the "Memorable concerts" thread

 

[kanjobazooie]

Spoiler: Lyrics

Everyday I post on NeoGAF
Everyday I post on NeoGAF
Everyday I post on NeoGAF, yeah

Username Kanjo, password *REDACTED*
Everyday I'm posting on NeoGAF dot com

Console warriors fear me, I say what I want
I post anything, and no one wants to fight

The mods respect me, I'm a rightful man
I never make trouble for any kind of fan

Ape Escape memes, I made a 100 of them
If you think that's easy, sit down and listen

Cause Kanjo is my name and posting is my game
But I never claimed to do anything for fame

 

[Con-Z-epT]

Ape memes are so yesterday now.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Holy shit my debut single is certified gold thanks to Con-Z-epT

I'm the next Taylor Swift

 

[nightmare-slain]

Holy shit my debut single is certified gold thanks to Con-Z-epT

I'm the next Taylor Swift

please make more!!

what do you want your fans to be called? KBz? Kanjos? Zooies?

i'll stan u so hard (do people still say that???)

 

[kanjobazooie]

what do you want your fans to be called?

Kanjo's little bitches

 

[VN1X]

It's good. I'm wrapping up the end of a long vacation getting a bit drunk here.

I apologize for all of my reports but someone has to do all the janitorial shit around here.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Kanjo's little bitches

then that's it! I'll be your little bitch

 

[Putonahappyface]

My RealDoll turned me down

 

[kanjobazooie]

Spoiler: Lyrics

nightmare-slain, you're so lame
you act so tough but you got no game

if you want to fight me you're out of luck
I make Ape Escape memes because I don't give a fuck

Go to bed?? How about no
Only one who will sleep is gotta be you

GAF is my place, you're only a visitor
So chill the fuck down or I'll call my sister

gravy, chip, fish, and beans
Doesn't make a difference to me my dear

 

[nightmare-slain]

Spoiler: Lyrics

nightmare-slain, you're so lame
you act so tough but you got no game

if you want to fight me you're out of luck
I make Ape Escape memes because I don't give a fuck

Go to bed?? How about no
Only one who will sleep is gotta be you

GAF is my place, you're only a visitor
So chill the fuck down or I'll call my sister

gravy, chip, fish, and beans
Doesn't make a difference to me my dear

i ain't your little bitch no mo

better watch yo back yo

 

[nightmare-slain]

kanjobazooie

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Spoiler: Lyrics

Everyday I post on NeoGAF
Everyday I post on NeoGAF
Everyday I post on NeoGAF, yeah

Username Kanjo, password *REDACTED*
Everyday I'm posting on NeoGAF dot com

Console warriors fear me, I say what I want
I post anything, and no one wants to fight

The mods respect me, I'm a rightful man
I never make trouble for any kind of fan

Ape Escape memes, I made a 100 of them
If you think that's easy, sit down and listen

Cause Kanjo is my name and posting is my game
But I never claimed to do anything for fame

Fucking legend.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Fucking legend.

Fucking leg end more like it

he got beef wi me

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Fucking leg end more like it

he got beef wi me

You gotta respond with your own diss track. WORLDSTAR

 

[West Texas CEO]

I think I feel a rap battle coming on!

 

[West Texas CEO]

I would do it, but unfortunately I spilled my mom's spaghetti.

 

[nightmare-slain]

I think I feel a rap battle coming on!

oh do you worry G-Hopz ( West Texas CEO ) i've completed my retaliation diss trick and going to upload it

 

[kanjobazooie]

i've completed my retaliation diss trick and going to upload it

I'll ruin you if you upload it.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

This is how the battle will play out:

 

[nightmare-slain]

kanjobazooie u tryn'a say now bear?

Spoiler: Lyrics

hey kanjo it ain't fish it's cheese
go to bed? no bitch, i'll go once you're dead!

ape escape, the fucks that?
there will be sirens once i fuck you up!

how am i out of luck? you don't wanna square go?
shite bag! you the the one that got ain't no game!

neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha

you just a silly fucking teddy bear!
carryin' about a stupid ass bird
cause you ain't got no real one haha

shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!

shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!

neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha

yo yo yo yo back off bear or you'll be dead!

 

[22:22:22]

Spoiler: Lyrics

Everyday I post on NeoGAF
Everyday I post on NeoGAF
Everyday I post on NeoGAF, yeah

Username Kanjo, password *REDACTED*
Everyday I'm posting on NeoGAF dot com

Console warriors fear me, I say what I want
I post anything, and no one wants to fight

The mods respect me, I'm a rightful man
I never make trouble for any kind of fan

Ape Escape memes, I made a 100 of them
If you think that's easy, sit down and listen

Cause Kanjo is my name and posting is my game
But I never claimed to do anything for fame

A M A Z I N G

 

[kanjobazooie]

kanjobazooie u tryn'a say now bear?

Spoiler: Lyrics

hey kanjo it ain't fish it's cheese
go to bed? no bitch, i'll go once you're dead!

ape escape, the fucks that?
there will be sirens once i fuck you up!

how am i out of luck? you don't wanna square go?
shite bag! you the the one that got ain't no game!

neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha

you just a silly fucking teddy bear!
carryin' about a stupid ass bird
cause you ain't got no real one haha

shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!

shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!

neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha

yo yo yo yo back off bear or you'll be dead!

You got a chorus and everything.

 

[22:22:22]

Spoiler: Lyrics

nightmare-slain, you're so lame
you act so tough but you got no game

if you want to fight me you're out of luck
I make Ape Escape memes because I don't give a fuck

Go to bed?? How about no
Only one who will sleep is gotta be you

GAF is my place, you're only a visitor
So chill the fuck down or I'll call my sister

gravy, chip, fish, and beans
Doesn't make a difference to me my dear

kanjobazooie u tryn'a say now bear?

Spoiler: Lyrics

hey kanjo it ain't fish it's cheese
go to bed? no bitch, i'll go once you're dead!

ape escape, the fucks that?
there will be sirens once i fuck you up!

how am i out of luck? you don't wanna square go?
shite bag! you the the one that got ain't no game!

neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha

you just a silly fucking teddy bear!
carryin' about a stupid ass bird
cause you ain't got no real one haha

shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!

shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!

neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha

yo yo yo yo back off bear or you'll be dead!

You guys are incredible!
Wearing a big ass smile on my face!

 

[22:22:22]

You got a chorus and everything.

Yeah that was rough.

Ice cold Nightmare. Ice cold yo.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

kanjobazooie u tryn'a say now bear?

Spoiler: Lyrics

hey kanjo it ain't fish it's cheese
go to bed? no bitch, i'll go once you're dead!

ape escape, the fucks that?
there will be sirens once i fuck you up!

how am i out of luck? you don't wanna square go?
shite bag! you the the one that got ain't no game!

neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha

you just a silly fucking teddy bear!
carryin' about a stupid ass bird
cause you ain't got no real one haha

shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!

shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!

neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha

yo yo yo yo back off bear or you'll be dead!

 

[kanjobazooie]

So how's your weekend people?

 

[West Texas CEO]

So how's your weekend people?

It looks like nightmare-slain just killed it, along with everything else, lol

 

[22:22:22]

So how's your weekend people?

 

[22:22:22]

The Guacamole I made last night.
Was pretty darn good!

 

[nightmare-slain]

The Guacamole I made last night.
Was pretty darn good!

is that before or after?

 

[22:22:22]

Sorry for that weird ass turn lol. And pretty cringe I used those tortilla chips as decorations

 

[nightmare-slain]

Sorry for that weird ass turn lol. And pretty cringe I used those tortilla chips as decorations

lol no prob i have tortilla chips beside me i am gonna pop open.

 

[22:22:22]

is that before or after?

Shit was creamy af

 

[kanjobazooie]

lol no prob i have tortilla chips beside me i am gonna pop open.

Is this what you normally eat after murdering innocent gaffers?

 

[nightmare-slain]

Is this what you normally eat after murdering innocent gaffers?

you ain't dead yet

 

[kanjobazooie]

Wow heaven is actually nice.

Can't wait for nightmare-slain to send you all up here.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Wow heaven is actually nice.

Can't wait for nightmare-slain to send you all up here.

u ain't in heaven yet bitch

 

[nightmare-slain]

kanjobazooie

Spoiler: Lyrics

i hehe like M J
cause K B is crippled!

u thought u be wide?
but u got fucked deep!

remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!

if u weren't a bear
u'd be a fuckin monkey

if u ain't a bear
u a fuckin monkey!

K B just a stupid fuckin bear he ain't shit. he make dumb ass fake ass rap tunes but i school 'im. he wanna bird but gotta buy one hehehehe. get back in yo place bear cause N G is mine!!

remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!

ow! hehe! shamone motherfucker!

 

[kanjobazooie]

kanjobazooie

Spoiler: Lyrics

i hehe like M J
cause K B is crippled!

u thought u be wide?
but u got fucked deep!

remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!

if u weren't a bear
u'd be a fuckin monkey

if u ain't a bear
u a fuckin monkey!

K B just a stupid fuckin bear he ain't shit. he make dumb ass fake ass rap tunes but i school 'im. he wanna bird but gotta buy one hehehehe. get back in yo place bear cause N G is mine!!

remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!

ow! hehe! shamone motherfucker!

I'm a corpse. I can't retaliate.

 

[kanjobazooie]

The monkey screech samples though.