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[Vermillion]

That's not a win.

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lmao why

 

[Trey]

if it weren't for health concerns, then i think most of us would agree that there's absolutely nothing wrong with this.

If it wasn't for someone dying, I think most of us agree that murder wouldn't be all that bad.

 

[Joey Fox]

Not sure if it's worth the potential STD for a 2-second BJ.

What makes an STD worse than catching a sore throat from kissing someone?

 

[GeordieMark]

Shamefully I have been to magaluf and had several trips to Ibiza.

Geordie women are a special breed

 

[Featheredkitten]

They say something like 75-80 percent of adults of reproductive age have HPV. I'm willing to bet that number is closer to 100% amongst people willing to participate in sex acts on a dance floor in a club.

You can get vaccinated for that, so be prepared to see numbers drop.

 

[Fari]

I went to Ibiza on business the other week. I swear I must be the only Irish man in his twenties not to get his dick sucked by anybody on that island.

No offence to the young men and women who do enjoy that sort of thing though, but even looking at images of those places makes me want to take a shower.

 

[Summer Haze]

Did she suck them in real time?

Events occur in real time.

 

[Two Words]

To be totally honest, the fact that you think it's a joke is rather telling, isn't it?



Or do you honestly not think that the whole "all men are thirsty fuckers" is a shitty stereotype that causes all sorts of issues in men as well, resulting in people that will line up to get their dick in a woman's mouth?


Not trying to troll here or be rude, I just think that if we're going to be asking "ew what the hell is the justification behind this," we should look at 96% of the problem.

I think pretty much all humans are horny by nature, but society only allows men to be honest about that fact. It kinda sucks since sex could be a huge source of free fun for everybody. Maybe in 100 years after contraceptives are perfected and STDs are practically obliterated, things might change.

 

[-COOLIO-]

If it wasn't for someone dying, I think most of us agree that murder wouldn't be all that bad.

that is possibly the worst allegory i've ever seen in my life.

 

[SmokyDave]

What makes an STD worse than catching a sore throat from kissing someone?

Getting swabbed.

 

[Stet]

You can get vaccinated for that, so be prepared to see numbers drop.

You can only get vaccinated for certain strains.

 

[Valhelm]

Everybody involved is gross and I'll be surprised if STDS aren't transmitted. Don't put all the blame on her, though.

 

[Trey]

that is possibly the worst allegory i've ever seen in my life.

If it works, it works.

 

[Featheredkitten]

You can only get vaccinated for certain strains.

Yea.

 

[moggio]

I imagine the chances of catching anything of any concern from putting a floppy cock in your mouth for a second or two is pretty pretty low.

Sticking your tongue down their throat is probably much worse.

 

[Carnby]

One time I sucked six in a row.

One time I sucked six dirty dicks in row
One time I got my kicks with Joe
And I sucked his dick and five of his friends in a row

 

[Rushersauce]

Did she suck them in real time?

Yes and in a QTE sequence.

 

[marrec]

If it works, it works.

It... doesn't work.

At all.

I mean, it's literally nonsense.

Lewis Carroll looked at that and was like 'WTF did I just read?"

 

[Marvel]

Did she suck them in real time?

In-engine running on one single lady, not pre-rendered. Confirmed by Naughty Dog.

 

[liquidtmd]

Events occur in real time.

DAMMIT SHES RUNNING OUT OF TIME

 

[GoldenEye 007]

What makes an STD worse than catching a sore throat from kissing someone?

lol is that a serious question?

Maybe having to disclose to a partner? Or the potential sores? Or ppotential pain? Potential oozing? Rashes? Idk I guess none of that seems bad at all. Certainly no worse than a common cold.


This goes for all 25 parties.

 

[Crayons]

To be totally honest, the fact that you think it's a joke is rather telling, isn't it?



Or do you honestly not think that the whole "all men are thirsty fuckers" is a shitty stereotype that causes all sorts of issues in men as well, resulting in people that will line up to get their dick in a woman's mouth?


Not trying to troll here or be rude, I just think that if we're going to be asking "ew what the hell is the justification behind this," we should look at 96% of the problem.

The fact that you think that men like sex due to societal pressure is completely ridiculous.

I'm really at a loss for words here.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

I'm not amazed, I'm disappointed. That was barely, barely sucking dick. The title makes me feel cheated.

I'd say it's more fascinating than disappointing.

Like if the bottle of booze was only 3 euro, then does that mean the cost of the bottle was less than the cost of time to kiss 24 hotdogs?

Relative to the fact that her potential gain in fame (or infamy) was at stake hear would that elevate the incentive to lick the dongers?

Perhaps her ability to quickly yet effectively french a johnny gave her an absolute advantage over paying 3 euro for a bottle of booze?

Maybe she's unemployed effectively raising the perceived value of the bottle?

I feel like I could write a paper on this.

 

[Raist]

Video in the NSFW link doesn't work.

But the ad banner was worth it.

 

[ishibear]

if it weren't for health concerns, then i think most of us would agree that there's absolutely nothing wrong with this.

Pretty much how I see it.

I can't say I see anyone who should be necessarily shamed in this scenario but there's definitely some things to be weary of.

But hey, yolo I guess lol

 

[Deleted member 22576]

If it works, it works.

It doesn't work though.
Thats the point Coolio was making. You compared oral sex and the potential threat of STDs that goes along with casual encounters to murdering someone in cold blood.

Quit being an asshole, please.

 

[Funky Papa]

I went to Ibiza on business the other week. I swear I must be the only Irish man in his twenties not to get his dick sucked by anybody on that island.

No offence to the young men and women who do enjoy that sort of thing though, but even looking at images of those places makes me want to take a shower.

I have yet to go on vacation there, but I'll quote a former coworker:

"If you go to Ibiza and don't get any, you are doing something very, very wrong".

 

[Trey]

It... doesn't work.

At all.

I mean, it's literally nonsense.

If the thing that makes a situation bad wasn't a part of the situation in the first place, then there is no problem to begin with.

 

[Kraftwerk]

Shamefully I have been to magaluf and had several trips to Ibiza.

Geordie women are a special breed

Hmmm. Geordie Shore is all real and not exaggerated?

 

[DoktorEvil]

I'd say it's more fascinating than disappointing.

Like if the bottle of booze was only 3 euro, then does that mean the cost of the bottle was less than the cost of time to kiss 24 hotdogs?

Relative to the fact that her potential gain in fame (or infamy) was at stake hear would that elevate the incentive to lick the dongers?

Perhaps her ability to quickly yet effectively french a johnny gave her an absolute advantage over paying 3 euro for a bottle of booze?

Maybe she's unemployed effectively raising the perceived value of the bottle?

I feel like I could write a paper on this.

The Economics of Flaccid Blowjobs would go on to win a Nobel Prize in Economics...

 

[Two Words]

Single men and women of neogaf. If STDs and pregnancy were a 0% risk from sex, would you have meaningless sex with strangers you found attractive?

 

[Aβydoς]

Was there a silent cock at the end of the episode

 

[liquidtmd]

Video in the NSFW link doesn't work.

But the ad banner was worth it.

Oh lawwwd. Lady in question enjoying her prize?

 

[Broder Salsa]

That is some of the laziest censoring

 

[wedward]

BOOOOOZINNNN

 

[Featheredkitten]

I'd say it's more fascinating than disappointing.

Like if the bottle of booze was only 3 euro, then does that mean the cost of the bottle was less than the cost of time to kiss 24 hotdogs?

Relative to the fact that her potential gain in fame (or infamy) was at stake hear would that elevate the incentive to lick the dongers?

Perhaps her ability to quickly yet effectively french a johnny gave her an absolute advantage over paying 3 euro for a bottle of booze?

Maybe she's unemployed effectively raising the perceived value of the bottle?

I feel like I could write a paper on this.

I just see it as "oooh a video of 24 bjs in a row! And i didn't have to search for it!" And then got like, nothing, so that's disappointing. Less shocking then some of the porn i watch.

Single men and women of neogaf. If STDs and pregnancy were a 0% risk from sex, would you have meaningless sex with strangers you found attractive?

I've had meaningless single sex before, if you're secure in who you are and what you want, it's quite a lot of fun. Hell, I still do it with women.

 

[marrec]

If the thing that makes a situation bad wasn't a part of the situation in the first place, then there is no problem to begin with.

But people get put in jail for attempted murder.

 

[Love Deterrence]

One time I sucked six in a row.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

Should play Akinyele when they're doing this contest

 

[InfiniteBento]

They were all flaccid and she only sucks on them for 2 seconds though....

I'm both disgusted and disappointed lol

But I wonder if she won those 3 bottles.

 

[Barbacoatl]

Single men and women of neogaf. If STDs and pregnancy were a 0% risk from sex, would you have meaningless sex with strangers you found attractive?

Depends of the smell.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

If the thing that makes a situation bad wasn't a part of the situation in the first place, then there is no problem to begin with.

So attempted murder is okay?

 

[NullPointer]

Getting swabbed.

*shivers*

 

[marrec]

I don't know either.

However, if people are asking, "ewww why the hell would anyone do that," alcohol doesn't really answer the question, because it's not actually being drunk that makes people suck dick.

I mean, the first two threads we have someone attempting to analyze if this is a mental problem for one of the participants.

Why would the chick do it? I actually have no clue. Why did the dudes do it? I really don't know. I originally just wanted to point it it's --- to only talk about the one sucking the dicks.

Alcohol is actually a really great answer. You'd be surprised at what alcohol and a bit of peer pressure, completely non-patriarchal, can do.

 

[Stet]

But people get put in jail for attempted murder.

She should be put in jail for attempted blowjobs.

 

[ishibear]

The fact that you think that men like sex due to societal pressure is completely ridiculous.

I'm really at a loss for words here.

Are you really going to try implying that there isn't a lot of pressure on males to be sexually active to "prove" their manliness/masculinity?

Uh, I guess virginity shaming is a myth now?

 

[Anoregon]

Single men and women of neogaf. If STDs and pregnancy were a 0% risk from sex, would you have meaningless sex with strangers you found attractive?

All day every day.

 

[Azzurri]

More like Shagaluf.

 

[MIMIC]

Was there a silent cock at the end of the episode

BWAHAHAHAHA

 

[Juke Joint Jezebel]

She should be put in jail for attempted blowjobs.

24 accounts of blue balls is a very serious charge! A year for each ball perhaps?