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The interview has been published

 

[mrmustard]

In before war.

 

[Heisenberg007]

I hoped Greg could be a part of that panel. He could bring up some serious questions.

Spoiler: Edit:

/s

 

[feynoob]

I hoped Greg could be a part of that panel. He could bring up some serious questions.

That won't happen.
They usually have scripted dialogue, so you won't get hard questions. That is a pr disaster for someone like him to not do that.

 

[killatopak]

*comes in*
“It was Brad Smith”
*walks out*

 

[FrankWza]

 

[StealthGoblin]

Can’t wait for the softball questions.

Someone has to ask the hard ones.

 

[Senua]

Can’t wait for the softball questions.

Someone has to ask the hard ones.

Jeff Gerstmann used to ask Phil good, hard questions during E3 back in the day, god I miss those times. Now we're just left with scripted PR cum-gurglers like Greg Miller and his ilk.

 

[kyussman]

Ask him if he has any fucking idea what he's doing.

 

[Jaybe]

 

[GHG]

These guys won't ask the questions that need to be asked. They don't have the cojones and Phil knows it, hence he's agreed to this.

 

[The Skull]

Let's hope Phil never tweeted a dad joke or else Miller might have to cancel him.

 

[Spitfire098]

I only have hope for Garry asking genuine questions, the other two hosts..

 

[DAHGAMING]

Wont be funny in the slightest hearing a copious amount of shit fall from his mouth.

 

[Spukc]

I rather watch dogshit turn dry on pavement then listen to that spineless jellyfish greg.

 

[feynoob]

Let's hope Phil never tweeted a dad joke or else Miller might have to cancel him.

How about I give you preview of unreleased version about those dad jokes?

Spoiler: Preview

1. Why did Phil Spencer bring a ladder to E3? Because he wanted to climb the leaderboard!



2. Did you hear about the time Phil Spencer played a game of chess against a computer? He won, because he knows all about check-mates!



3. Why did Phil Spencer cross the road? To get to the Xbox store on the other side!



4. Why did Phil Spencer go to the doctor? Because he had a case of Xbox-itis!



5. Did you hear about Phil Spencer's favorite game? It's called "Halo there, neighbor!"



6. What did Phil Spencer say to the console when it stopped working? "Xbox-cuse me, but you need to start working again!"



7. Why did Phil Spencer invite his Xbox to his barbecue? Because it's always ready to grill and chill!



8. Why did Phil Spencer become a gamer? Because he heard the graphics were out of this world!



9. What did Phil Spencer say to his friends when he beat a difficult level in a game? "I'm the Xbox champ-ion!"



10. Why did Phil Spencer dress up as a pirate for Halloween? Because he wanted to play Sea of Thieves in real life!

 

[Punished Miku]

1. We respect the CMA's decision, but we're working on appeals. We will do our best to ensure that Xbox is a great place to play Activision titles in the future. No we are not done with acquisitions.

2. Arkane are a great developer. We hear you, and we intend to do better. Arkane has a great history of linear, small scale games and we intend to support them as they return to what they do best. In the mean time we will be updating Redfall. I will let Bethesda handle their own roadmap messaging on that when they're ready. Death threats are not okay.

3. Be ready for E3, should be neato.

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GAF: I'm so mad (x100 pages).

 

[LiquidMetal14]

That will fix everything

 

[Dr_Ifto]

Cant wait for all the softball questions and non answers

 

[Astray]

You know shit has gotten real bad when he is up for coming on some web show, but won't send a tweet out to talk up the game or congratulate the devs!

 

[Bumblebeetuna]

Today I learned the Kinda Funny Xcast is still a thing.

 

[Coloress_Kafka]

Their most recent title has been a critical flop, he should be hiding somewhere not delivering more empty promises.

 

[Gudji]

Can't wait to ear how Phil is incredibly excited for their upcoming games.

 

[feynoob]

You know shit has gotten real bad when he is up for coming on some web show, but won't send a tweet out to talk up the game or congratulate the devs!

From CMA fail to Redfall. Twitter will be off limit for a while.

 

[Roufianos]

I hoped Greg could be a part of that panel. He could bring up some serious questions.

Lmao, yea right, dude's the biggest sellout in game's coverage.

Only reason Kinda Funny continues to get exclusives like this, despite having a smallish audience, is because they're such shills.

 

[BootsLoader]

He’s hard at work I see.

 

[Fredrik]

Can’t wait for the softball questions.

Someone has to ask the hard ones.

Lol thanks for reminding me of that comic with Dan Hsu interviewing Peter Moore - ”So Awesome”

 

[ToTTenTranz]

All the softballs and shilling will be kinda funny to watch.
Pretty sure Phil will be telling everyone how much of a gamer he is.

 

[Pelta88]

Live look at gamers trying to digest yet another meaningless PR tour by Phil Spencer like

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

This isn't my industry and even I know he's not "head of xbox" anymore. Tighten up!

 

[Astray]

The Redfall saga is probably gonna beat the shit out of the Cyberpunk 2077 one.

 

[feynoob]

This isn't even my industry and even I know he's not "head of xbox" anymore. Tighten up!

Will be a blessing for Xbox fans after all the bad news that they had to endure.

 

[Daneel Elijah]

Thanks for the heads up! Good to see him go public even if it may be scripted as fuck.

These guys won't ask the questions that need to be asked. They don't have the cojones and Phil knows it, hence he's agreed to this.

Even then there will be some interesting tidbits I think. Do we really need a Why you suck speech like Peter molyneux got? Honestly between the CMA decision, the Redfall rushed state, the June showcase and what/ if there is something waiting for Xbox fans between now and June there is potential for a great session. Unless they go full alternate reality were the CMA block is just a delay, and Redfall is fine with maybe a bug or two. And that would be really funny too, so not a big loss. I liked the Xbox on interview that he made a few months ago. I liked his phrase "exclusives are like marketing beats for a platform" that he said back then. This could be good, and I say that without irony. At worse we will have a laught, but at best we can see what he is thinking about the state of Xbox right now. Nothing to loose after all.

 

[MDSLKTR]

Might be spicy

 

[mejin]

Broken Smile everywhere

 

[DenchDeckard]

This should be a blood bath...cook him!

 

[adamsapple]

Can't wait.

 

[diffusionx]

Looks more like the Kinda Funny Soycast to me

 

[GymWolf]

Only interested if the cringe fuck is gonna be absent.

 

[Skifi28]

"what's your favourite game?"

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

The over/under on the KF shills saying "GamePass is the best value in gaming" to Phil currently stands at 2.5 times. Who's got the over and who's got the under?

 

[Senua]

Might be spicy

 

[feynoob]

Might be spicy

Pc gaming sucks?
Dude is delusional as fuck.

 

[Punished Miku]

"what's your favourite game?"

Horizon DLC

 

[fermcr]

Phil Spencer needs to talk a lot less and work a lot more and a lot better.
Microsoft needs someone competent in front of the Xbox division.

 

[Crispy Gamer]

In for the most vanilla interview of all time

 

[Skifi28]

Horizon DLC

 

[feynoob]

"what's your favourite game?"

Battle of the regulators?

 

[AmuroChan]

No chance Phil will get any hard questions. KF xCast averages barely 15k views an episode. Greg would suck Phil's dick on air if it can get them more clicks from XBox fans.

 

[Dick Jones]

Phil going on Kinda Shilly. The right place to go when you want low ball questions.