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[Morrigan Stark]

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. I already have a partner who keeps up with my impossible standards.

I hope you force him to wash his hands after using the bathroom before you force him to shave body hair.

 

[kinggroin]

Hairy asses can't be overlooked. That's why I also pluck my butt hair.

))

Well, the anus is on you to prove it.

 

[liliththepale]

I hope you force him to wash his hands after using the bathroom before you force him to shave body hair.

He shaves in the shower, but yeah. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

 

[SmackDaddy]

I'm tryin to get my butt tongued on. Maybe ill start shaving my hole

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I cant imagine plucking my ass hair. Aside from it taking a decade and the unnecessary pain, I feel like my hairy bum adds to my masculinity.

Its the same with the front bush. I feel pre pubescent with bald balls. I like the trimmed look but no hair there just feels wierd. I guess if I was into having my butt munched, I would consider tidying it up but Im not so I dont.

 

[Two Words]

I wouldn't even know how to start shaving around my butthole. The whole proposition sounds like a twisted game of Operation.

 

[Zeyphersan]

There, just went on a giant shaving/trimming spree. Pubes, ass, underarms, the whole shebang. If this turns out poorly I'll know who to blame

Spoiler

myself

 

[Morrigan Stark]

He shaves in the shower, but yeah. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

K, just checking. I still have nightmares about that thread... >_<

Spoiler

I'm exaggerating, but yeah. Not that is gross. A bit of body hair? Nope.

 

[Gravy Boat]

I feel like I should shave my butt, but honestly have no idea how to do it. It just seems like an accident waiting to happen. I'm scared of slipping or sneezing and giving myself a second butthole.

 

[Neidii]

It's super gross. I like my men with as little hair as possible, well except for on the head and I don't care about some leg hair. But I mean like on the chest or back. Hairy armpits make me nauseous. Giant bushes everywhere are not sexy. Thank god my bf shaves and trims and isn't very hairy to begin with anyway thanks to his non hairy Swedish genes xD

 

[Octavianus]

There, just went on a giant shaving/trimming spree. Pubes, ass, underarms, the whole shebang. If this turns out poorly I'll know who to blame

Spoiler

myself

Your poor butthole is going to be so itchy tomorrow.

 

[Morrigan Stark]

It's super gross.

You might think body hair is unattractive, but "super gross"? Come on, is that really necessary? It's. just. hair.

 

[Octavianus]

You might think body hair is unattractive, but "super gross"? Come on, is that really necessary? It's. just. hair.

Hey, everyone has their preferences. I think balding ladies are super gross for example. Something about being able to see their scalp...

How does gaf feel about nose hair? My dentist used to have a bush coming out of his noseholes.

 

[Grazzt]

How much research have you done?

None. But I'm Asian (East). And I've seen enough in the shower room.

 

[squarerootofpie]

I've always found the idea of absolutely no body hair scarily pre-pubescent. I can't help but be reminded of a child :/ maybe that just makes me creepy, but I already hate ripping my own hair follicles out, why should I want my partner have to experience that?

 

[Zeyphersan]

Your poor butthole is going to be so itchy tomorrow.

Yeah probably. Honestly the butthole shaving was such a hassle I don't think I'll ever do it again, unless I come out of this REALLY liking it.

 

[double jump]

so lets talk products cause shaving ain't an option.

Has anyone tried ballsBALM ?
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005IGUUBU/?tag=neogaf0e-20

 

[Shuggananas]

Yeah probably. Honestly the butthole shaving was such a hassle I don't think I'll ever do it again, unless I come out of this REALLY liking it.

I guarantee you won't
A friend shaved his ass (in and out) a few years ago before summer, it was the worst summer he ever had

 

[Agremont]

My butthair (of which I have a lot) works as ventilation or something. Shaving it is a mistake. I don't think I've ever sweat so much before in my life.

 

[Zeyphersan]

I guarantee you won't
A friend shaved his ass (in and out) a few years ago before summer, it was the worst summer he ever had

There's no way it didn't grow back for a whole summer

 

[Shin Kojima]

It's super gross. I like my men with as little hair as possible

So what you actually like is boys.

 

[liliththepale]

So what you actually like is boys.

A real man isn't afraid to shave.

 

[Shin Kojima]

A real man isn't afraid to shave.

A woman has no authority on what is or isn't a real man.

 

[Shuggananas]

There's no way it didn't grow back for a whole summer

Oh it grew back, that's the problem

A real man isn't afraid to shave.

lmao can't tell if srs

 

[Zeyphersan]

A woman has no authority on what is or isn't a real man.

There's no such thing as a real man versus a fake man. At least not in the context of grooming

 

[Lazyslob]

press 1 if you have a hairy butthole

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[Goodlife]

I've got fairly hairy legs / arse.

I've often wondered how shaving my arse would work? If my arse was just clean shaven, it's going to look a bit stupid, isn't it? As it would be hair all the way up, then just no hair.
Would you have to try and blend it in?
Seems like too much effort

 

[liliththepale]

A woman has no authority on what is or isn't a real man.

If your manhood is so fragile that losing hair destroys it, you were never much of a man to begin with. Sorry. Stop being such a coward and hiding behind false bravado.

 

[Shin Kojima]

If your manhood is so fragile that losing hair destroys it, you were never much of a man to begin with. Sorry. Stop being such a coward and hiding behind false bravado.

I actually do a lot of grooming. You just sound like a kid in the way you present your preferences though.

 

[Kangi]

So what you actually like is boys.

Simultaneously implying that people with body hair preferences are pedophiles and that men with little-to-no body hair aren't real men. Pleasant.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I use a hair removal lotion for arse and anus, and a prince for that nasty balls hair. Can't stand body hair myself so I won't torment anybody with my own.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

For a thread with the topic asking for ladyGAF for her opinions, you guys sure like to shoot lilith down hard on her preference. And lol at equating hairless men with liking boys instead of men. I hope that works vice versa with equating preferring girls over women when some of us choose NOT to shave.

 

[Lazyslob]

If your manhood is so fragile that losing hair destroys it, you were never much of a man to begin with. Sorry. Stop being such a coward and hiding behind false bravado.

my chest hair naturally points an arrow to my face because im so cute. nature or nurture?

 

[i_am_ben]

I prefer some hair on the cheeks.

Looks better to me.


Also hairy legs/thighs are amazing.

 

[marrec]

Damn it go serious in here last night. Y'all kids need to learn to stop fearing the buzzer and get up in there, no shame.

For a thread with the topic asking for ladyGAF for her opinions, you guys sure like to shoot lilith down hard on her preference. And lol at equating hairless men with liking boys instead of men. I hope that works vice versa with equating preferring girls over women when some of us choose NOT to shave.

The asshair is the seat of power in most men.

This is our deepest secret and I'm loath to share it with an internet forum but the reason they're so angry with lilith is because she is suggesting that we shave off all of our strength.

The story of samson and delilah? She actually cut his ASS hair. Mistranslation though put the ass hair on his head because he was kind of an asshole.

 

[Mr Git]

Mine's only a thicket within the depths I think I get away with it.

 

[kinggroin]

If your manhood is so fragile that losing hair destroys it, you were never much of a man to begin with. Sorry. Stop being such a coward and hiding behind false bravado.

Just HOW pale is Liliththepale?

 

[Troubled Bat]

- I have no ass hair
- no chest hair

Spoiler

I have this one strand of hair. Lol

- no back hair
- average amount of armpit hair
- got some leg hair to the thighs
- small amount of arm hair

I can say that I don't like any hair unless it's from my armpit. Everything else I shave. I feel I'd be disgusting to the opposite sex which is why I do so.

 

[Jenenser]

are you guys really piling on lilith because she has her preferences in an opinionthread?
i mean, i defend a mans hair with all my might, but implying that she likes children because of that is a little bit harsh. she has her preference and we are not in a relationship with her.

whats the problem? im mildly confused.

 

[buy teh haloz]

Somehow I'm not really comfortable with the thought of putting a razor blade directly on my butthole

 

[marrec]

Somehow I'm not really comfortable with the thought of putting a razor blade directly on my butthole

Just pucker it really tight and it'll never notice.

 

[Grazzt]

I use a hair removal lotion for arse and anus, and a prince for that nasty balls hair. Can't stand body hair myself so I won't torment anybody with my own.

What products are you using?

 

[Akai__]

If I had the money to afford laser treatment, I'd do it in a heart beat. This shit serves zero purpose.

One day I'll get one of those home devices that are like 400€. Paying 1000€ per area (legs, arms, etc.) seems like an overkill.

 

[InfiniteBento]

As long as the booty is clean, I don't care.

I love butts. Especially horse detective's butt. That booty is too fine for this world.

 

[Monocle]

So what you actually like is boys.

In this post we encounter a mind that can't distinguish between mature and prepubescent bodies. Fascinating.

 

[Shin Kojima]

In this post we encounter a mind that can't distinguish between mature and prepubescent bodies. Fascinating.

My post was a knee-jerk reaction to what I experienced as body shaming and I didn't really think of the weight my remark might carry. For that I apologize.

Of course everyone should be able to state their preferences but the way they are stated can be rather hurtful.

 

[Barrylocke]

Aesthetically I LOVE a hairy ass on most (not all) guys. But for play, I'll admit it can get in the way. It's a conundrum for me honestly.

 

[Monocle]

My post was a knee-jerk reaction to what I experienced as body shaming and I didn't really think of the weight my remark might carry. For that I apologize.

Of course everyone should be able to state their preferences but the way they are stated can be rather hurtful.

Fair enough.

 

[double jump]

I use a hair removal lotion for arse and anus, and a prince for that nasty balls hair. Can't stand body hair myself so I won't torment anybody with my own.

What products are you using?

Also what is a prince ?

 

[John Kowalski]

A real man isn't afraid to shave.

Ever held a blade to yer nuts lassie? Felt the grip of metal aching for testicle skin?

A man's fear ain't enough to keep the blood from spewing.