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NoFapper (matt404au) Vs. Coomer (MiyazakiHatesKojima)
- Thread starter MiyazakiHatesKojima
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ScarletSpider
Banned
Matt and it's not even close
King of Foxes
Banned
I chose Mr Obama because i dont think i would ever willingly attend a gaf meet up
Kingoffoxes - oh Hi matt404au and miyazakihateskojima so nice to meet you both in person
matt404au - oh hello kingoffoxes
miyazakihateskojima - hello both....so will we just skip the handjobs and go straight to the rimming or am i reading the room wrong?
matt404au - oh no i agree, lets do this *unzips dick*
No thank you sir, i do not need that in my life.
Kingoffoxes - oh Hi matt404au and miyazakihateskojima so nice to meet you both in person
matt404au - oh hello kingoffoxes
miyazakihateskojima - hello both....so will we just skip the handjobs and go straight to the rimming or am i reading the room wrong?
matt404au - oh no i agree, lets do this *unzips dick*
No thank you sir, i do not need that in my life.
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
The Immortal MHK
We Ride Together
We Die Together
Bad Boys 4 Lyfe
We Ride Together
We Die Together
Bad Boys 4 Lyfe
C
Contica
Unconfirmed Member
When not even his own dick will have him, why should I?
Elektro Demon
Banned
Musky_Cheese
Banned
Matt because he seems cooler
Southern Gentleman
Member
My thought was, I wouldn't need to shake matt's hand, we could just acknowledge each other's existence in a more chill way, as men do.
MHK seemed more the type to go for a handshake. Nothing wrong with that.
MHK seemed more the type to go for a handshake. Nothing wrong with that.
The Cockatrice
Member
Fret Runner
Member
flibbertyjibbert
Banned
been on nofap 2 weeks
first week I felt a wave of sudden confidence and motivation
end of first week I had an intense dream about jacking off to hentai so hard I left my cock a bloody ruined mess
this week I feel kind of tired and cranky
first week I felt a wave of sudden confidence and motivation
end of first week I had an intense dream about jacking off to hentai so hard I left my cock a bloody ruined mess
this week I feel kind of tired and cranky
M
Macapala
Unconfirmed Member
Fuck off!! I ain't touching none of ya!
haxan7
Volunteered as Tribute
Just hook into their buttholes with your index and middlefinger. It's a legitimate wrestling move.
Insane Metal
Member
Love ya both but MHK gave me gold so I love you more 
Flying Toaster
Member
Papa
Banned
Love ya both but MHK gave me gold so I love you more
Imagine buying friends on the internet
Yoshi
Headmaster of Console Warrior Jugendstrafanstalt
If you could buy enemies you would do it in a heartbeat!
DESTROYA
Member
Remind me to never get in a wrestling match with you not because I’d be scared of losing butt your finishing move “the fingers of death”.
Tesseract
Banned
Papa
Banned
I don’t wanna be e-friends with anyone who can’t pass the shit tests
M
Macapala
Unconfirmed Member
LOL. He actually pokes his toungue out at her.
brap
Banned
Tesseract
Banned
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Insane Metal
Member
21st century
MaestroMike
Gold Member
Tried getting a handshake from Obama when he spoke at my college back in the day but got denied I was too far away. my lil sis shook Bill Clinton's hand when he spoke at my blue ribbon elementary school like in the 90s lol
Papa
Banned
Did he tickle her taint?
MaestroMike
Gold Member
Does a bear sh!t in a toilet ?
brap
Banned
DESTROYA
Member
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Tesseract
Banned
goddamn brap, how da fuck you pulled that?
rofl this mo fugga nick sax don't even read charmin bear lore
you are so lucky i spared you in the survivor games
Barnabot
Member
lol has that game finished already? or the a.i. is still trying to find scenarios where i didn't win that game?
Tesseract
Banned
still searching, we're trying to find a conjecture on the solution of barnabot's evil heart
MiyazakiHatesKojima
Banned
Don't act like you didn't vote for yourself.
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