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[TissueBox]

Thought of a poem to describe WH's affairs:

History's a mystery
The Age of Dysentery.

 

[alr1ght]

President Bannon didn't want him around.

This admin is a complete clusterfuck.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner supported Scaramucci departure, official says.

https://twitter.com/CarolCNN/status/892105616872792064

 

[Horns]

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan/status/892104218894635008

I guess thinking four star general is afraid of you because you are Trump loyalist was overplaying your hand little bit...

Hilarious if true.

 

[Bronx-Man]

I remember when Sean Spicer was known as the guy that compared Melania to Princress Twilight Sparkle.

 

[GKSilKamina]

Surely some of those ardent Trump supporters will realise that this stuff isn't normal, now?

Oh who am I kidding

"Best president ever! "

This depresses me because it's true.

 

[Username1198]

People got 0 chill.

lol that's funny cause it works both ways for him. His wife leaving him then his bff firing him

 

[Choppasmith]

Perfect.

But seriously, when I think things can't get crazier, they do.

 

[hitme]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT HUG JUST NOW?


AHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Steel]

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner supported Scaramucci departure, official says.

https://twitter.com/CarolCNN/status/892105616872792064

... Didn't they support hiring him in the first place?

 

[Lucky Seven]

Who else picked A knowing smirk?

 

[NullPointer]

the Mooch's White House career, in GIF form

Here it is in jpg form:

 

[watershed]

Wait wait wait. Fired from the WH or just doing something else in the WH? If fired, oh man LOL.

 

[Loxley]

What a goddamn train-wreck of an administration XD

Wait wait wait. Fired from the WH or just doing something else in the WH? If fired, oh man LOL.

Reports said he was escorted off of the WH grounds, so likely the former.

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

Well...it happened.

I feel sympathetic towards Trump.

Maybe that was the plan? Lately Trump had been such a little twit I'd been feeling sorry for dudes like Paul Ryan and Jeff Sessions for having to deal with him, an "enemy of my enemy" situation, and it seems like most people on here were the same---Trump is so deplorable that other deplorable people are almost "lifted up" when he argues with them.

But, like, this is the first time where I actually feel Trump was the one dealing with shit for once. Scaramucchi outTrump'd Trump, and maybe that's why he couldn't stay haha.

 

[MechaX]

Game Over

RETURN OF SPICEY

 

[TheCochese]

https://twitter.com/JaxAlemany/status/892100779741499392

"Here's a box for your thin...oh, you hadn't brought anything yet."

 

[Xando]

Now watch american media claim Trump is getting serious thanks to Kelly for the next week

 

[Oersted]

I am extremely disappointed he didn't even make it to SNL starting up again.

At this rate they can make a In Memorial

 

[idonteven]

 

[kris.]

Spicey's gotta be the happiest little boy in the whole of DC right now

 

[Silent Chief]

What are the chances that he crossed the line and attacked members of the family?

Nah, he just broke the chain of command.

 

[smokeymicpot]

lol that's funny cause it works both ways for him. His wife leaving him then his bff firing him

https://twitter.com/Jonah_Rodriguez/status/892104414659579905

 

[jett]

This government is amazing in the worst possible way.

 

[Choppasmith]

I remember when Sean Spicer was known as the guy that compared Melania to Princress Twilight Sparkle.

I remember that. Never realized that was Spicer.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

As someone who works in comms, this shit has been hilarious to witness.

The shortlist of folks who are willing to take this job has to be tiny.

I'm waiting for no one to take the job.

 

[LiK]

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan/status/892104218894635008

I guess thinking four star general is afraid of you because you are Trump loyalist was overplaying your hand little bit...

As expected. Kelly is the "MVP" of Trump admin adn whatever he wants, he gets.

 

[sflufan]

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan/status/892104218894635008

I guess thinking four star general is afraid of you because you are Trump loyalist was overplaying your hand little bit...

I know that it's "only" Twitter, but a White House correspondent should really know the difference between "your" and "you're".

 

[Nydius]

https://twitter.com/JaxAlemany/status/892100779741499392

"Come with me sir. I'll need your access badge, credentials, and the bottle of spray tan that was issued upon your arrival."

On topic, I'm laughing my ass off. Such a shitshow. Trump's administration might end up killing "reality" TV; how can they compete with this farce?

 

[mr2xxx]

So he assigned Scaramucci, which caused Sean Spicer to resign. Then The Mooch made comments that caused Reince Priebus to resign, insulted Steve Bannon (not to mention talking about White House officials sucking their own dicks), and pissed off Jeff Sessions further, which is simultaneously pissing off Republicans that respect Sessions (for... some reason). Then, barely a week into the job, which technically he hasn't started yet due to business conflicts (but was still actually doing), he resigns.

Trump is so bad at hiring people that by assigning one person, he lost two others, and that initial person had to be restaffed in a week anyway. XD

As a reminder, some people claim to have voted for Trump explicitly because of his business sense. This man couldn't even successfully staff a McDonalds! Hell, they have higher hiring standards...

Sounds like he's reached inter-dimensional chess skill level.

 

[Username1198]

https://twitter.com/Jonah_Rodriguez/status/892104414659579905

Ok now I'm dead lmao

 

[finalflame]

scaramucci white house speed run any% complete

 

[Pbae]

What is this?

Am I trying to find Comey in the blinds?

 

[Tovarisc]

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner supported Scaramucci departure, official says.

https://twitter.com/CarolCNN/status/892105616872792064

Which is funny because at least Kush pushed hard for hiring of Mooch in first place.

 

[shiba5]

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/892095525016567808

sources also say POTUS & fam did not appreciate how A.S. comments linked them to vulgarity. Like to play rough but not be laughed at/embrsd

I guess they didn't care about the Boy Scout speech or Pussy Grabbin' or anything else that comes out of Trump's mouth.

 

[JonnyDBrit]

https://twitter.com/Jonah_Rodriguez/status/892104414659579905

Every iteration of this has just gotten better and better.

 

[Mudcrab]

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan/status/892104218894635008

I guess thinking four star general is afraid of you because you are Trump loyalist was overplaying your hand little bit...

lmao simply incredible

 

[Exile20]

Is Trump going to listen to Kelly?

 

[Vestal]

What is this?

Am I trying to find Comey in the blinds?

This picture is missing 2 figures from last week. Reince and the Mooch.

 

[Priz]

https://twitter.com/jhoffman/status/892101580589322246

Trump announces new WH Communications Director: This Inanimate Carbon Rod!!

 

[CopperPuppy]

https://twitter.com/JaxAlemany/status/892100779741499392

 

[jack_package_200]

Trump has fired people representing the establishment, military, and Wall Street but not the Nazis (Miller, Gorka, Bannon). Trump loves the Nazis.

 

[Holy Order Sol]

keep trying to work for Trump brehs

 

[DavidDesu]

This whole Presidency would make a fantastic sitcom set in the White House. Married with Children meets The West Wing.

 

[shadow_shogun]

 

[Silent Chief]

Well...it happened.

I feel sympathetic towards Trump.

Well, you got Russia, North Korea and Europe throwing fits and it looks like the Donald isn't even watching.

 

[Gnome Scat]

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan/status/892104218894635008

I guess thinking four star general is afraid of you because you are Trump loyalist was overplaying your hand little bit...

This is too rich lmao

 

[Commanche Raisin Toast]

He didn't exaggerate enough on Trump's supposed athletic feats.

 

[moltonasty]

People got 0 chill.

LMAO

fucking YES

 

[TalonJH]

Wow, 10 days.