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Online Casino Selling Irritated Partners Strange Anti-Gaming Spray...

This spray seems to apparently smell enough to stop you from gaming.

www.dualshockers.com

Coronavirus has led to the world being isolated from others, but thanks to gaming everyone can still connect some way. For some, gaming might be taking over their life too much, and that’s why there’s now an Anti-Gaming Spray available to purchase. Yes, it is strange.

Being sold by a Canadian online casino, the spray seems to target those in a relationship and is detailed “to stop your partner playing video games”. This has been created apparently, according to this blog about it, after a study from “Brigham Young University found that 75 percent of spouses, whose significant other is a gamer, wish their partner would put more effort into their marriage and less into video games.”

The selling points for this spray seems to be that it keeps gamers away from their consoles, ideal for use in the home (Where else would a console be?) and is made from natural ingredients. Curious about what’s in it?

• Durian fruit essence
• Patchouli essential oil
• Kala namak (eggy black salt)
• Garlic essential oil
• Vinegar

You can buy this Anti-Gaming Spray for $5.99 with an additional $3.50 for shipping, however, it’s currently out of stock. It has apparently been tested on 35 unsatisfied relationships over a period of 5 weeks and it has some eyebrow-raising 5-star ratings featured on the page.

“I’ve had so much fun using this on my husband. The controller is boxed away before I even have chance to spray these days. Now we laugh about it — I spray instead of shouting!”
“It’s no fun when your girlfriend would rather spend time with Geralt of Rivia, than you. He may have cool swords but I have a secret weapon…this spray. The stench is incredible!
“My girlfriend and I both loved video games. But we have different tastes…we weren’t console compatible. This spray changed it all. It stinks!! Now we associate gaming with this god awful smell.”

 

[Husky]

divorce spray

 

[OneShotThrill]

Lmao I bet my gf wishes she could get her hand on this bullshit

 

[Northeastmonk]

We can create something that smells like old people and second hand smoke for them. We could call it “You can’t pay rent because you spent it all at the casino”.

 

[Rat Rage]

• Durian fruit essence
• Patchouli essential oil
• Kala namak (eggy black salt)
• Garlic essential oil
• Vinegar

But that's how your average Smash-Player smells already...

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

But that's how the average Smash-Player smells already...

Sounds like the typical perfume a Portlander wears.

 

[Optimistic Gamer]

Lmao I bet my gf wishes she could get her hand on this bullshit

That actually sounds like you should take this issue seriously if you're aware of it....

 

[OneShotThrill]

That actually sounds like you should take this issue seriously if you're aware of it....

Lol it's a joke for a clown ass product. Thanks for the relationship advice Dr Phil

 

[Optimistic Gamer]

Lol it's a joke for a clown ass product. Thanks for the relationship advice Dr Phil

Just want to make sure you stay happy

 

[OneShotThrill]

Just want to make sure you stay happy

 

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[synchronicity]

This has been created apparently, according to this blog about it, after a study from “Brigham Young University found that 75 percent of spouses, whose significant other is a gamer, wish their partner would put more effort into their marriage and less into video games.”

I often wished my ex would have put more effort into being pleasant and less into worrying how I spent my free time. Where was my spray?.

 

[hybrid_birth]

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Thanks

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