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[64bitmodels]

do guys like butts because they look like boobs, or do they like boobs because they look like butts?

 

[Celcius]

If I was a billionaire I'd create a rival to Twitch or Youtube but then get rid of ALL the ads so that no one ever had to see them again.

 

[64bitmodels]

If I was a billionaire I'd create a rival to Twitch or Youtube but then get rid of ALL the ads so that no one ever had to see them again.

If I was a trillionaire I'd lobby the government to make all forms of advertising and revenue gained through advertising illegal and unconstitutional. No more annoying ads for everybody.

 

[Celcius]

It sucks that we spend the best part of the day (when the sun is out) working but then when I get off work and want to go outside and go places then the sun is already going down.

 

[West Texas CEO]

do guys like butts because they look like boobs, or do they like boobs because they look like butts?

Yes.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Xenolegion?

damn, I can't wait until the next Nintendo Direct to see if these new rumors are true.

 

[badblue]

do guys like butts because they look like boobs, or do they like boobs because they look like butts?

 

[Con-Z-epT]

do guys like butts because they look like boobs, or do they like boobs because they look like butts?

Man like boobs because sucking them is literally one of the first things you do in life.

 

[64bitmodels]

Man like boobs because sucking them is literally one of the first thing you do in life.

guess you could say we were all born suckers

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Man like boobs because sucking them is literally one of the first thing you do in life.

I hope it’s the last thing I do too

 

[Dice]

if you can piss like a racehorse does that mean your bladder has a horsepower rating?

 

[Mistake]

It sucks that we spend the best part of the day (when the sun is out) working but then when I get off work and want to go outside and go places then the sun is already going down.

It's one reason I liked teaching, you take them out to play and everyone gets to run around a bit

 

[LostDonkey]

People think it's weird to eat ice pops in the winter time but the very same people will drink a scalding hot cup of tea on the hottest day of the year.

 

[West Texas CEO]

A nice, hot cup of Earl Grey is good anytime of year.

 

[64bitmodels]

People think it's weird to eat ice pops in the winter time but the very same people will drink a scalding hot cup of tea on the hottest day of the year.

Eat whatever you want whenever you want. Doesn't matter if it's coffee in the summer or ice cream in the winter.

Spoiler

Just prepare yourself for hypothermia and heatstroke

 

[22:22:22]

Did anyone watch this film?

 

[22:22:22]

A nice, hot cup of Earl Grey is good anytime of year.

Very strong with milk and sugar

 

[West Texas CEO]

Very strong with milk and sugar

Milk and sugar entirely kills any nutritional benefits you could've gotten from the tea.
It's best to drink without.

 

[22:22:22]

Nutritional value from earl fucking grey lmao

 

[22:22:22]

Do you filter your water?

 

[West Texas CEO]

What are you, a Philistine?

 

[22:22:22]

What are you, a Philistine?

What are you, a brussel sprout?

One more weekend and 2 months without smoking 30 cigs a day

 

[West Texas CEO]

One more weekend and 2 months without smoking 30 cigs a day

Good stuff, brother.

Keep it up!

 

[64bitmodels]

Open the fridge. see 2 cups of yogurt. Peel the lid off the first one and lick it. Tastes weird.

Actually reads the label.

It's cottage cheese.

I've been hoodwinked.

 

[22:22:22]

Wake up early smoke.some and watch this



You wont thank me

 

[22:22:22]

Do it hops. But first watch their cabbage patch baby playlist. Shit's freaky af and real to boot think symbolic

 

[64bitmodels]

One more weekend and 2 months without smoking 30 cigs a day

I've got an addictive personality so I've made it a personal goal of mine not to get into any drugs at all, even the relatively harmless stuff like weed or LSD. I really like the idea of having a trip but I worry I'd end up getting super hooked to it

Also, I remember trying brussels sprouts at a Golden Corral once and ended up liking them. People HATE those things. I feel weird.

 

[22:22:22]

I've got an addictive personality so I've made it a personal goal of mine not to get into any drugs at all, even the relatively harmless stuff like weed or LSD. I really like the idea of having a trip but I worry I'd end up getting super hooked to it

Same. All or nothing. Although we'll have our nuances.

 

[chromhound]

Took a long ass time for Apple to accept RCS...

 

[cormack12]

If you are in need of a shower don't workout on a rower with a fan blowing the smell of your sweaty balls back into your face

 

[West Texas CEO]

Finally, the Hops man is back on Gaf!

 

[64bitmodels]

Finally, the Hops man is back on Gaf!

when will jumps get here?

 

[West Texas CEO]

when will jumps get here?

after skips gets out of the way.

 

[sedg87]

I wish I had the money to move out of the absolute shit-hole of a city I live in.

 

[22:22:22]

I wish I had the money to move out of the absolute shit-hole of a city I live in.

Same plus extra to hire high end escorts

 

[64bitmodels]

 

[BadBurger]

I wish there was a restaurant that sold that pizza they served in grade school. I'd pay fucking $6 or $7 a slice. I'd pay ballpark prices a slice.

 

[BadBurger]

I wish I had the money to move out of the absolute shit-hole of a city I live in.

Once I was finally making really good money I was able to move out of the shittiest shit town in the nearby seven cities into the trendy downtown of the nicest city.

After a year all I wanted to do was move back to the shitty city, I missed it so much. Thankfully my now wife talked me out of it.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

"You smell like last night's regrets"

 

[22:22:22]

"You smell like last night's regrets"

Pancakes anyone?

 

[22:22:22]

I feel alone

Yeah laugh at that assholes @sedge87

 

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[Punished Miku]

The GAF advertising algorithm has determined based on my posting history that I'd be excellent at helping people with disabilities get in shape.

 

[LostDonkey]

5th year in a row I'm not going to my works Christmas party (This Saturday).

I spend 60 hours a week with these people. Leave me alone.

 

[64bitmodels]

do you all approve of my whacked out winamp setup

 

[EviLore]

The GAF advertising algorithm has determined based on my posting history that I'd be excellent at helping people with disabilities get in shape.

The guy in blue already looks jacked tbh

 

[West Texas CEO]

the mission.

 

[64bitmodels]

The blackpill theory sounds lame and for doomers. Imagine giving up on dating and having sex entirely because some arbitrary standard rendered you too ugly to find a chick. That's only something a 15 year old would take seriously...

Like i get being demotivated by your looks but I feel like giving up entirely sounds doomerish, and sad. Then again I have no interest in dating, i'm just an outsider looking in

 

[badblue]

The blackpill theory sounds lame and for doomers. Imagine giving up on dating and having sex entirely because some arbitrary standard rendered you too ugly to find a chick. That's only something a 15 year old would take seriously...

Like i get being demotivated by your looks but I feel like giving up entirely sounds doomerish, and sad. Then again I have no interest in dating, i'm just an outsider looking in

Guy's that think they are too ugly to find a chick also refuse to date fat chicks.