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[Lunarorbit]

I haven't drank in a while and I'm at a bar. It's funny listening to people complain about drink orders.

A 50 year guy was ragging on a girl who ordered a hot toddie. She didn't hear him but he was bragging to his date that he bartended in NYC. What a rookie move.

It's whiskey honey and water basically. It's not something to bitch about

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Amazon has really gone down hill. Fairly certain I've just gotten my first counterfeit item. I've had a few sketchy deliveries in the past few years but this is the first time I believe I've been ripped off this blatantly.

 

[22:22:22]

No Nut November is here.

Not even para nuts?

 

[22:22:22]

I haven't drank in a while and I'm at a bar. It's funny listening to people complain about drink orders.

A 50 year guy was ragging on a girl who ordered a hot toddie. She didn't hear him but he was bragging to his date that he bartended in NYC. What a rookie move.

It's whiskey honey and water basically. It's not something to bitch about

Nothing like observing sweet NPC's.

 

[22:22:22]

Amazon has really gone down hill. Fairly certain I've just gotten my first counterfeit item. I've had a few sketchy deliveries in the past few years but this is the first time I believe I've been ripped off this blatantly.

Damn really. One more time and I'll drive my bicycle to that benzos guy and give him a piece of my mind.

 

[Artoris]

Amazon has really gone down hill. Fairly certain I've just gotten my first counterfeit item. I've had a few sketchy deliveries in the past few years but this is the first time I believe I've been ripped off this blatantly.

I sold on eBay for twelve years and it was a long time

 

[22:22:22]

Wish i had a beautiful escort for the whole weekend.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Wish i had a beautiful escort for the whole weekend.

True gamers hate escort missions.

 

[22:22:22]

True gamers hate escort missions.

Indeed. Thank you

 

[22:22:22]

Not always though

 

[nkarafo]

In movies, when people have sex (usually in random, spontaneous moments) they never shower first. They just go at it even after a busy. sweaty, filthy day's work. Oral sex and all.

Is this a thing? People in real life do that? I don't care if you showered that morning, if it's anything more than a quick one with clothes on, it's disgusting.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Wish i had a beautiful escort for the whole weekend.

True gamers hate escort missions.

No Escort November.

If you're French, No Escargot November.

 

[64bitmodels]

If you're French, No Escargot November.

this post....

 

[Northeastmonk]

In movies, when people have sex (usually in random, spontaneous moments) they never shower first. They just go at it even after a busy. sweaty, filthy day's work. Oral sex and all.

Is this a thing? People in real life do that? I don't care if you showered that morning, if it's anything more than a quick one with clothes on, it's disgusting.

Did you know that celebrities in movies don’t always show their real private parts? They are molds to look like private parts.

I know some dudes like the spice. Yeah, I agree.

 

[badblue]

If you're French, No Escargot November.

 

[22:22:22]

No Escort November.

If you're French, No Escargot November.

 

[22:22:22]

I'm going to manifest my life

 

[22:22:22]

 

[Putonahappyface]

When someone mentions Christmas to me before December.

 

[badblue]

 

[64bitmodels]

When someone mentions Christmas to me before December.

We need thanksgiving appreciation. Doesn't anybody like the turkey holiday? it's an amazing feast!!!

 

[Putonahappyface]

We need thanksgiving appreciation. Doesn't anybody like the turkey holiday? it's an amazing feast!!!

Turkey is for Christmas day.

 

[22:22:22]

When someone mentions Christmas to me before December.

You have a deathwish huh

 

[Putonahappyface]

You have a deathwish huh

?

 

[badblue]

it's an amazing feast!!!

You need all that food for

 

[West Texas CEO]

?

Why do you have a death wish?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Why do you have a death wish?

I blame climate change.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Is Greta bangable yet?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Is Greta bangable yet?

 

[22:22:22]

Sorry i thought you quoted me

 

[64bitmodels]

You need all that food for

gotta be filled up with strength in order to properly fight for your life amongst the crowds

 

[Putonahappyface]

Is Greta bangable yet?

She is twenty I believe.

 

[22:22:22]

Tight unus.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Sorry i thought you quoted me

You or the shadow?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Sorry i thought you quoted me

And I thought I quoted you quoting me?

 

[22:22:22]

And I thought I quoted you quoting me?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Who fuck keeps quoting me?
Do they have some quota to fill?

I bet they drive a two door Toyquota

 

[kanjobazooie]

Who fuck keeps quoting me?
Do they have some quota to fill?

I bet they drive a two door Toyquota

One more pun and I'll put you on ignore.

 

[West Texas CEO]

One more pun and I'll put you on ignore.

I don't deserve this pun-ishment.

 

[64bitmodels]

One more pun and I'll put you on ignore.

I don't deserve this pun-ishment.

 

[22:22:22]

Who fuck keeps quoting me?
Do they have some quota to fill?

I bet they drive a two door Toyquota

You misspelled Toyota.

On purpose! Shamel!

 

[22:22:22]

Ya better like it

 

[West Texas CEO]

Legit wouldn't mind owning that car.

 

[22:22:22]

You sure

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[West Texas CEO]

I feel like meatloaf technically qualifies as a beefcake .

 

[West Texas CEO]

I feel like meatloaf technically qualifies as a beefcake .

 

[LostDonkey]

Greta Thickbundaberg

 

[BadBurger]

Birds is chirpin' !

 

[BadBurger]

Since us white collar folks segued to work at home, none of these retail holidays mean anything.

I forgot Black Friday was even a thing.