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Wario64 · Dec 14, 2004

CrimsonSkies said:
I'm TIVO'ing it.

Same here. I'll watch it through with the help of the 30 second skip button and only stopping for the interesting parts, if there are any

skip · Dec 14, 2004

Litigation Manuel said:
Wow, a show that has that many metaphorical rapings all in a short range of time? I gotta check this out. I wonder how the remaining members of The Doors will handle theirs.

your avatar rules.

Litigation Manuel · Dec 14, 2004

skip said:
your avatar rules.

Sniff, there's so much beauty in the world. Seriously, thank you, today's been a good GAF day for me. Huzzahs all around! (buddyc made it, by the way)

Wario64 · Dec 15, 2004

Preshow is on right now.

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

They're doing the preview for 2005 show now. Crappy introduction. I already feel ashamed.

ZombieSupaStar · Dec 15, 2004

lol

they have like 5 people in the stands

Wario64 · Dec 15, 2004

WOO, US TV DEBUTS OF SHITTY GAMES!

DJPS2 · Dec 15, 2004

Agent Dormer said:
They're doing the preview for 2005 show now. Crappy introduction. I already feel ashamed.

Mark Ecko gets his own game? And it gets face time? Ugh.

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

NEWFLASH: Frankie has played Grand Theft Auto for millions of year! Also, has friends who plays games for 10 hours at a time.

ZombieSupaStar · Dec 15, 2004

mani wish i had a tivo

this needs to be mst2kd

cant wait for snoop dawg

WarPig · Dec 15, 2004

Over-under on how many bags Snoop will have consumed before taking the stage?

DFS.

Mr. Lemming · Dec 15, 2004

I swear, watching last year's show made me hate video games until I got over how unbelievably bad the show was. Then I watched part of the repeat showing.

Gibbles · Dec 15, 2004

What about adventure games? Isn't that even a genre anymore?

DJPS2 · Dec 15, 2004

WarPig said:
Over-under on how many bags Snoop will have consumed before taking the stage?

DFS.

Vegas puts the line at 2.5 bags.

Wario64 · Dec 15, 2004

haha, they're trying to deceive viewers

NEW ZELDA IS CEL SHADED AGAIN FUCK! :lol

DJPS2 · Dec 15, 2004

The years are finally taking their toll on old Mr. Hawk. He looks like hell.

StrikerObi · Dec 15, 2004

Wario64 said:
haha, they're trying to deceive viewers

NEW ZELDA IS CEL SHADED AGAIN FUCK! :lol

I blame Nintendo's PR for not supplying the sweet footage. Nintendo... trying so hard and tripping on their shoe-laces again and again and again.

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

Wario64 said:
haha, they're trying to deceive viewers

NEW ZELDA IS CEL SHADED AGAIN FUCK! :lol

:lol :lol

Dave: 2 bags minimum. Each presenter must also have had 1 bag a piece.

DJPS2 · Dec 15, 2004

Gadzooks! It's an ESRB commercial!!! RUN!!!

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

Why did they pick Jeter to talk about ratings? He's a loser. Get Manny or Schiling in there!

DJPS2 · Dec 15, 2004

Agent Dormer said:
Why did they pick Jeter to talk about ratings? He's a loser. Get Manny or Schiling in there!

Jason Giambi is available. *snicker*

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

PLAYBOY WILL MAKE YOU LIKE HH!

DJPS2 · Dec 15, 2004

Kelly Hu: Presenter who doesn't know a thing about video games.

-5 credibility.

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

Wait, where's the ESPN NLF 2k6 preview... oh, nevermind.

DJPS2 · Dec 15, 2004

MLB 2K5... unless EA gets the license in the next 2 weeks.

DJPS2 · Dec 15, 2004

Tara Reid knows the Atari 5200. Wow!

And... she's in "Alone In The Dark"! Double wow!

And to think that the actual show hasn't started yet!!!

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

BB: 10 MORE MINUTES! SNOOP IS DOING CRACK!
TR: I GAME! I KNOW SYSTEM NAMES!
BB: WANT TO DO A GAME?
TR: I WAS IN ALONE IN THE DARK!
BB: IF YOU COULD BE IN A VIDEOGAME?
TR: PAC-MAN!
BB: FORMAL, HIP CROWD! WE'RE COOL!
TR: VIDEOGAMES ARE JUST GETTING BIGGER IN QUALITY!

SoulSonicForce · Dec 15, 2004

Agent Dormer said:
Why did they pick Jeter to talk about ratings? He's a loser. Get Manny or Schiling in there!

<3 :lol

Also, wtf @ not 1 gamecube game being in there. Especially in the RPG category, ToS and PM2 should be in there.

StrikerObi · Dec 15, 2004

Agent Dormer said:
BB: 10 MORE MINUTES! SNOOP IS DOING CRACK!
TR: I GAME! I KNOW SYSTEM NAMES!
BB: WANT TO DO A GAME?
TR: I WAS IN ALONE IN THE DARK!
BB: IF YOU COULD BE IN A VIDEOGAME?
TR: PAC-MAN!
BB: FORMAl, HIP CROWD! WE'RE COOL!
TR: VIDEOGAMES ARE JUST GETTING BIGGER IN QUALITY!

BB: That would be so cool. Next up, find out why this guy is taking pictures with a phone!

The reason is because he's a marketing tool for Virgin Mobile.

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

SoulSonicForce said:
<3 :lol

Also, wtf @ not 1 gamecube game being in there. Especially in the RPG category, ToS and PM2 should be in there.

Donkey Konga - Most Addictive.

sprsk · Dec 15, 2004

HUHUHUHU HOLES IN MY JEANS

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

SNOOP IS HARD - TAKES DOWN DIGITAL SELF - CAME TO HOST, NOW TOAST.

StrikerObi · Dec 15, 2004

GAF is going to be the only good thing about this show.

mj1108 · Dec 15, 2004

If the pre-show is this awful, lord have mercy on the actual show.

This needs to be MST3Ked.

DJPS2 · Dec 15, 2004

Is anyone here schooled in Snoop-speak? Just in case I need translation, I was hoping I could ask someone here.

What the HELL is the American Baseball League, Brooke Burke? Good freaking God... SHUT UP!

StrikerObi · Dec 15, 2004

If you only play Halo 2 you are not a gamer. End of story.

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

BB: WELCOME BACK! CRAZY GUYS! BASEBALL STUD!
BC: Hi.
BB: DID YOU VOTE?
BC: YES, ON MY VIRGIN MOBILE CAMERA PHONE!
BB: AUTOGRAPH FOR PIC?! A's NEXT YEAR?
BC: WE'LL SEE!
BB: YOU A GAMER?
BC: HALOOOOOOOO 2!!! WE STAY UP TO LATE LAWLS!
BB: THANKS, DUDE! EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS ONLINE! TIME FOR MORE PREVIEWS!

DJPS2 · Dec 15, 2004

All kidding aside for 10 seconds, God of War looks pretty damned cool.

OK... back to Spike bashing.

StrikerObi · Dec 15, 2004

OMGWTF HANS BLIX! LOL I'll bet 99.9% of the people watching have no clue who he is!

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

StrikerObi: HANS BLIX!!
Me: Did they just fucking say Hans Blix?

WarPig · Dec 15, 2004

DJPS2 said:
All kidding aside for 10 seconds, God of War looks pretty damned cool.

Yeah, it's looking like a good one. But what's this Hans Blix shit about?

DFS.

StrikerObi · Dec 15, 2004

LOL black people are funny, and play tons of videogames!

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

SNOOP GOLFING! TIPPING BACK BEVERAGES AT THE TRAILER!

PIMP GOLF ASSOCIATION! LOL!

DEF JAM OPENING VID! AWESOME!!!

DJPS2 · Dec 15, 2004

Lame opening: check.

Tiger Woods looking like a pimp: check.

2 upcoming hours of hell: check.

Ludacris demonstrating Thug Life: check.

Poor live performance of Get Back: check.

strikeselect · Dec 15, 2004

LMAO @ Tiger Woods

Wario64 · Dec 15, 2004

Well at least they haven't revealed the GOTY yet...lol

Agent Dormer · Dec 15, 2004

WarPig said:
Yeah, it's looking like a good one. But what's this Hans Blix shit about?

DFS.

They mentioned Hans Blix in the Splinter Cell preview. It was a complete out of left field moment.

Also: this isn't the same without the Popeye arms. :|

Belfast · Dec 15, 2004

Man, am I the only one getting sick of "jock gamers." I don't really know what else to call them, but they usually look like people that would be up lowly, nerdy gamers and play HALO/MADDEN/GTA/RANDOM RACING GAME exclusively. They also usually own only an Xbox and are somehow tempted to play shit like Bloodrayne. I bring this up now because its this somewhat terrifying demographic which is being pushed by idiotic productions such as Spike's Video Game Awards.

StrikerObi · Dec 15, 2004

I'm wasting my one positive comment for the night right now.

Luda Loo's hair is fucking awesome.

This would be better if he had the HUMONGO hands.

Rlan · Dec 15, 2004

Wait, Madden NFL 2005 used "American Idiot"?! :lol , way to push a stereotype for NFL fans

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