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[StrikerObi]

Worst teleprompting EVER!

PSP MADNESS! hahaha

"only one in america!"

unless you imported...

 

[Agent Dormer]

FA: BEST ACTION AWARD
BC: IT'S A PSP!
FA: JAPAN OUT IN SUNDAY
BC: ONLY ONE IN COUNTRY!
FA: EBAY COST?
BC: NEED FOR SPEED UNDERGROUND DUDE!
FA: LET ME SEE!
*FA RUNS OFF

 

[FortNinety]

Wow, this is so sad. EA owns the world. It's a fact.

 

[StrikerObi]

Way to only fucking mention the publishers. Fucking cocks. VU games deserves no credit for Half-Life 2 and MS deserves no credit for Halo 2.

 

[Belfast]

WTF?!?!?!!?!? That should be my PSP, dammit! Fuck you spike! Its the only one in the country guys! And he's "playing" (by playing they mean he's just carrying around a PSP with no game in it) the exclusive launch game which isn't even out yet. Even in Japan!

Also, cue cards rock!

Also, HL2 beats the shit out of HALO 2, but sadly, REAL gamers only play HALO on their Xboxen.

 

[Agent Dormer]

WHAT THE FUCK - RON PERLMAN ACCEPTING?!

I almost thought no one from Bungie was there.

 

[AlphaSnake]

:lol You can tell Ron is like "WTF is this?"

 

[Agent Dormer]

TH: SAN ANDREAS HAD BIG SHOES! BLEW EXPECTATIONS AWAY! EPIC!

Random Guy: FREEDOM, DUDE! LIFE ISN'T LIKE THAT!
Random Guy: HOOKERS LOOK BETTER!
Random Guy: BETTER THAN CRAPPY BOOKS OR MOVIES!

 

[Patrick Klepek]

this is disastrous -- but better than last year.

 

[Mr. Lemming]

They actually have people accepting this year instead of just having strippers dancing around a table of sitting developers?

 

[mj1108]

God this is bad. :lol

 

[StrikerObi]

:lol You can tell Ron is like "WTF is this?"

You can tell the one guy from Bungie who happened to show up (he probably drew the short straw in the company pool for who goes) was pretty pissed at the whole chrade.

 

[WarPig]

this is disastrous -- but better than last year.

If nothing else, they presumably won't let Steve-O on stage this time.

DFS.

 

[sprsk]

TH: SAN ANDREAS HAD BIG SHOES! BLEW EXPECTATIONS AWAY! EPIC!

Random Guy: FREEDOM, DUDE! LIFE ISN'T LIKE THAT!
Random Guy: HOOKERS LOOK BETTER!
Random Guy: BETTER THAN CRAPPY BOOKS OR MOVIES!

SAN ANDREAS HAS BIG SHOES TO FILL AND IT BLEW THEM......
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.........
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AWAY!

 

[Bishman]

RANDOM GUY: The hookers, they look better this time!

 

[DJPS2]

Snoop: "How ya like da show so far?"

GAF: "Please make it stop!"

 

[Belfast]

Nobody has ever seen these games before! EVER! Oh geez, the Godfather. This is worse than Scarface.

 

[Agent Dormer]

SD: IT'S GONNA GET SICKER! WORLD EXCLUSIVES! DOGFATHER SAYS IT'S COOL!

 

[StrikerObi]

woo hoo godfather game, GOOOOOOO FMV!

 

[Agent Dormer]

DJ: MAD CRAZY! DRIVING GAME AWARD!
RJJ: GETTING BEHIND CONTROLLER ALMOST AS COOL AS GETTING BEHIND THE WHEEL!

 

[Belfast]

That short FMV that showed nothing of the actual game was pretty hot! I feel the rage in my pants to go pre-order that joint right now!

Oh, wait...all those racing games are published by EA, right?

 

[StrikerObi]

Roy Jones: PONTIAC PONTIAC PONTIAC! WHICH EA GAME WILL WIN!

haha he didn't even announce the winner.

Woah burnout 3 won... i guess somebody forgot to vote.

 

[DJPS2]

A GTO is going to accept this award? Huh?

W00t! Burnout 3 wins! NFSU2 is crap! Finally, my vote counts!

 

[FortNinety]

Who else thought Stryker was the worst part of the BO3?

 

[Agent Dormer]

RJJ: HELP ME OUT, GTO!

Hey, a good game won. Yay BurnOut 3.

DUDE, IT'S STRYKER!!!!

Hey, someone who worked on a game. Awesome.

 

[mj1108]

hey look! it's a white guy!

 

[Agent Dormer]

MUSICAL ACTS! SUM 41! EA TRAX! BULL HORN INTO MIC!

All this means to me: bathroom break!

 

[DJPS2]

Who else thought Stryker was the worst part of the BO3?

I turned his ass off after one race.

Uh-oh. Sum41... and more swearing! Where's the FCC?

 

[strikeselect]

Everytime an EA game is in as a nominee, it ALWAYS wins.

EA basically funds this shit.

 

[StrikerObi]

FUELED BY DEW!

Edit: he said it again

FUELED BY DEW!

 

[AlphaSnake]

Hey guyz...








































YA HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDD??!!!!!!

 

[Belfast]

Everybody needs to go vote for KD - FUELED BY DEW!!11!!!11

 

[DJPS2]

Oh, goodie! "Drop It Like It's Hot" is coming up.

*retch*

*retch*

*retch*

I just dropped my dinner.

 

[sprsk]

roy jones seriously looked like he didnt know where he was.

 

[Agent Dormer]

Can this get any worse? Based on last year's show... you betcha!

 

[FortNinety]

I turned his ass off after one race.

Uh-oh. Sum41... and more swearing! Where's the FCC?

Didn't you hear? EA just bought the FCC.

 

[DJPS2]

Didn't you hear? EA just bought the FCC.

*spits out orange soda*

Ha ha ha... nice. EA just bought my town last week. We all have to work 90 hours a week and wear "EA owns me" shirts.

 

[StrikerObi]

Didn't you hear? EA just bought the FCC.

Can you blame them? They had all that money sitting around from not paying their employees.

 

[Agent Dormer]

Didn't you hear? EA just bought the FCC.

That was yesterday. Today they bought Canada.

 

[Spike]

hey look! it's a white guy!

OH TEH NOES!!!

 

[strikeselect]

EA hate is at an all time high, and the shameless hidden EA marketing in this show doesn't help either.

 

[Mermandala]

I'm going to tape this and loop it for 3 days straight it is so awesome! an E3 for the rest of us!

I'm standing in line to see if I have anything in my fridge and I gave myself an extreme frisbee!

 

[Agent Dormer]

DJ: WE BACK! MAKE NOISE!
Audience: WOOOOOOO!
DJ: HIS CAST MATES DATED, HE PLAYED GAMES! LOSER! CHEER!
DM: COVERGANCE! FIRST PERSON AWESOMENESS! HALF-LIFE 2!

 

[StrikerObi]

HALF LIFE 2 IS A SEQUEL
OMG GRAPHICS
THIS GAME IS REALLY BIG! STORY!

 

[WarPig]

I'm going to tape this and loop it for 3 days straight it is so awesome! an E3 for the rest of us!

What the fuck do all y'all want an E3 for? I'd give you mine if I could, just to be rid of it.

DFS.

 

[mj1108]

EA hate is at an all time high, and the shameless hidden EA marketing in this show doesn't help either.

Thats all this realy is....a 2 hour EA commercial.

 

[Agent Dormer]

Random Guy Comments about Half-Life 2:
BIGGER THAN ITSELF
IT ALLOWS YOU TO INTERACT WITH THE ENVIROMENT
REPLAYING MANDATORY

DJ: ALONE IN THE DARK, WHERE YOU WANT TO BE WITH TARA RIED!
TR: NOTHING BETTER THAN KILLING ZOMBIES ON YOUR COUCH... WELL, DOING IT WITH MUSIC!

 

[DJPS2]

Best song? Guaranteed it'll be a rap song.

 

[DJPS2]

Best song? Guaranteed it'll be a rap song.

OMG!!! OMG!!! I was wrong!

 

[mj1108]

.... and another EA title wins....