The Take Out Bandit
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I went to Borders at lunch to see what their price on Who Framed Roger Rabbit was. I get there, can't find it - check on the computer, and see it's listed under Comedy for $14.99. Okay, so I go over to comedy - derp! It magically appears. Dunno how I missed it the first time, but anyhow the damned thing is marked $24.99 OMGWTF?!
So I go to the service desk and ask the girl there to please check the price. Instead of checking the price, she explains to me, like you would explain to someone that doesn't speak English, that this is a "S-p-e-c-i-a-l E-d-i-t-i-on". Well no shit Slippy! Do you want to make change for my rape dollars, or are you just going to continue talking me out of the sal^H^H^HLOST INTEREST!
So I figure I'll stop at Blocknutbuster on the way home and see how much they'll rape me for. $19.99 NO THANKS!
Time to hit the used record shop. EFF U!
At the used record shop there is no Roger Rabbit DVD, but over in the Playstation game case there is a copy of. . .
Klonoa: The Door to Phantomile!
POOOOOOOOP!
So I ask to take a look at it, expecting it to be covered in peanut butter and jizz; with scratches all around.
Turns out it's in mint condition. No scratches on the disk. OMG MANUALS! *2 Hit Combo!* OMG ORIGINAL CASE! *3 Hit Combo!*
Thank you whoever owned this before me and took such exceptional care of it. You are a hero! If only every retard that plays video games had the same awesome motor control skills you do, which enables you to handle a CD without succumbing to the need to breakdance on it while wearing your razorblade suit.
Many blessings, and may you bear numerous super intelligent children.
I also have to give big ups to the store staff. While I was there, I overheard them denying a trade-in because it was too god damned beat to hell. Standards at retailers?! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!
Now I need to go and cover Klonoa in peanut butter and jizz. :q
So I go to the service desk and ask the girl there to please check the price. Instead of checking the price, she explains to me, like you would explain to someone that doesn't speak English, that this is a "S-p-e-c-i-a-l E-d-i-t-i-on". Well no shit Slippy! Do you want to make change for my rape dollars, or are you just going to continue talking me out of the sal^H^H^HLOST INTEREST!
So I figure I'll stop at Blocknutbuster on the way home and see how much they'll rape me for. $19.99 NO THANKS!
Time to hit the used record shop. EFF U!
At the used record shop there is no Roger Rabbit DVD, but over in the Playstation game case there is a copy of. . .
Klonoa: The Door to Phantomile!
POOOOOOOOP!
So I ask to take a look at it, expecting it to be covered in peanut butter and jizz; with scratches all around.
Turns out it's in mint condition. No scratches on the disk. OMG MANUALS! *2 Hit Combo!* OMG ORIGINAL CASE! *3 Hit Combo!*
Thank you whoever owned this before me and took such exceptional care of it. You are a hero! If only every retard that plays video games had the same awesome motor control skills you do, which enables you to handle a CD without succumbing to the need to breakdance on it while wearing your razorblade suit.
Many blessings, and may you bear numerous super intelligent children.
I also have to give big ups to the store staff. While I was there, I overheard them denying a trade-in because it was too god damned beat to hell. Standards at retailers?! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!
Now I need to go and cover Klonoa in peanut butter and jizz. :q
