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[Baconäger]

Because I thought it was awful. What the hell was Peter Jackson talking about?

Yeah, late to the party and all that jazz...

 

[Pellham]

Peter Jackson is a great director, but if you watch his earlier movies, you couldn't exactly call him a movie critic.

 

[Mejilan]

Totally fu-sucked.

 

[Baconäger]

The gratuitous sex scenes were cool though.

 

[Dagless M.D.]

bah, I liked it

 

[Dan]

Sucked hard, and I saw it for free a month or two before it opened. There was nothing scary about it, just a lot of gratuitous gore. There is simply no pleasure to be taken from seeing a girl shave her blistered, decaying legs.

 

[Loki]

So is it worth me watching right now? It's on Cinemax.

 

[Baconäger]

So is it worth me watching right now? It's on Cinemax.

Sure, it has naked girls after all.

 

[Dan]

One naked girl, if I recall properly.

 

[Baconäger]

Ok, ONE naked girl, but two scenes. She's good looking too.

 

[Odoul]

I saw this movie for free and still felt cheated. My roommate and I were watching it in disbelief. There were several scenes where we both let out WHAT the FUCK. Anyone who saw it knows exactly the scenes I'm talking about.

 

[AniHawk]

...Pancakes?

 

[Dan]

The guy in the bunny costume?

 

[samus4ever]

Scary? No. Good? Yes. Its not suppose to be scary.

 

[Dan]

If it was supposed to be funny, then it failed there as well.

 

[Loki]

I saw this movie for free and still felt cheated. My roommate and I were watching it in disbelief. There were several scenes where we both let out WHAT the FUCK. Anyone who saw it knows exactly the scenes I'm talking about.

W...T...F was that movie? lol

That had to be the most pointless movie EVER. How could anyone possibly think it had any redeeming qualities (besides that chick's T&A )? Man, what a wretched movie.


Did it even get resolved at the end? They just ended up rounding them all up and burning them, no? Yeah, I know the scenes your talking about-- namely that freaking mini-Jet Li blonde kid (it was a girl, right?); when she/he started doing slow-mo flips and twisting kicks and stuff, I felt like I was watching Legend of the Drunken Master or something. I was seriously cracking up laughing, thinking "WTF!?"


Yeah, the bunny thing in the hospital was strange too (unless I missed a plot point at the beginning or something), but I chalked it up to hallucinations. That ninja kid, however, was priceless. What the HELL sort of pancakes was she talking about? lol Man, what a waste of time.

 

[FortNinety]

I wouldn't be surprised if Peter Jackson made those comments to be nice.

 

[sefskillz]

i love cabin fever you guys just have no taste.

ps. im drunk, but even sober i'll tell you i love the movie

 

[COCKLES]

Pretty poor stuff.

Critics need to shut the fuck up with crap like 'A brave new reinvention of the genre' for every halfbaked 'horror' movie from a noob director.

 

[mjq jazz bar]

I wouldn't be surprised if Peter Jackson made those comments to be nice.

Nah. Peter Jackson has made some pretty similar films in the genre.

I thought it was a great movie, myself.

 

[Oni Jazar]

Anyone notice the sex scene where the girl goes on top of the guy from behind and he makes the strangest face? Ummm... ya that made me and my friend look at each other and say WTF??

Anyways its pretty funny in how cheesy it is.

 

[Baconäger]

Anyone notice the sex scene where the girl goes on top of the guy from behind and he makes the strangest face? Ummm... ya that made me and my friend look at each other and say WTF??

Anyways its pretty funny in how cheesy it is.

Yeah, not sure exactly what was going on there.

 

[GDGF]

I thought the movie was great. Made me laugh. The joke with the old hillbilly at the begining (that didn't get explained until the end, you know the one) was great.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

HAHhaa hell no it wasnt supposed to be good.

 

[Dagless M.D.]

People went in to it expecting a scary horror movie, it wasn't supposed to be a scary horror movie. It was supposed to be a homage to the horror films of the 80's, a throwback to all out violence and comedy. You don't have to like it because of that, but you cant put it not being scary against it. That's like saying you didn't like Requiem for a Dream because it wasn't funny.

 

[Baron Aloha]

Terrible movie. The joke with the store owner and the gun was the only good part. That was hilarious.

 

[Loki]

Yeah, not sure exactly what was going on there.

Come on, are you really that naive?


Can you say, "strap-on"?

 

[davis]

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