lunchtoast
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Shower with minimal soap, don't use shampoo. Brush morning and night, floss usually after every meal. Mouthwash if I ate something strong or am going to see gf. Apply deodorant. Pour baby powder down my pants on hot days.
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What is your hygiene routine?
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Brian Griffin
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:lol Holy shit, I lost it hard at "terminator leg". Brilliant!Avant said:
- shower daily with body wash, shampoo, and face wash although I think I'm going to cut back on the body and face wash because I've been noticing that my skin is always dry.
- gold bond on the junk and ass; feels good man indeed.
- brush teeth twice daily.
- shave face once a week. the wife likes it scruffy so I just shave it down to stubble and let it grow until it gets too scruffy
- deodorant but no cologne
Houston3000
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Shower once every night with soap and shampoo
Brush teeth twice a day with toothpaste and mouthwash
Wash face 3 or 4 times a day - use acne rinse once a day
Deodorant in the morning along with some body spray usually before I toss my shirt on
I have a beard that I try to keep trim and shave my neck maybe once a week to stave off neck-beard
Brush teeth twice a day with toothpaste and mouthwash
Wash face 3 or 4 times a day - use acne rinse once a day
Deodorant in the morning along with some body spray usually before I toss my shirt on
I have a beard that I try to keep trim and shave my neck maybe once a week to stave off neck-beard
OP looks and smells terrible. how do you even have friends?
-shower every morning (i admittedly use shampoo/conditioner very rarely, my hair does not get oily)
-shower at night if i went to the gym/skateboarded/did some sort of physical activity
-brush twice daily, floss rarely
-scrub my face with facewash once a night
-scentless deodorant once a day, maybe twice if i go out at night
-shave once a week (shaving every Tuesday morning means I have great looking stubble for Thursday-Saturday night)
yes, this one for me and my colored bredran
use scentless deodorant you grimy fuck
-shower every morning (i admittedly use shampoo/conditioner very rarely, my hair does not get oily)
-shower at night if i went to the gym/skateboarded/did some sort of physical activity
-brush twice daily, floss rarely
-scrub my face with facewash once a night
-scentless deodorant once a day, maybe twice if i go out at night
-shave once a week (shaving every Tuesday morning means I have great looking stubble for Thursday-Saturday night)
Luscious LeftFoot said:
yes, this one for me and my colored bredran
fuzzyreactor said:
use scentless deodorant you grimy fuck
Mammoth Jones
Member
goodfella said:
It's not unheard of. Some people bathe w/ baking soda. Put some water in it until it turns into a paste and just slap it on the stinky parts and let it sit for a while.
Get's all the stink of the day out.
Also, gargling w/ peroxide....
SabinFigaro
Member
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
fuzzyreactor
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yes a lot of people do seeing as its one of the main ingredients in a lot of toothpastegoodfella said:
ThanksVision
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During the summer this is my routine
Wake up 6:40ish.
Meet with my XC team at 7 for a run.
Either go to the gym right after or at night. When I get home in the morning I take a shower and use lots of soap, but a small amount of shampoo. If I go to the gym later in the day then I end up taking two of these showers a day.
I try to brush my teeth twice a day but sometimes it's really late and I'm tired. I regret it in the morning though.
Always use deodorant.
Wake up 6:40ish.
Meet with my XC team at 7 for a run.
Either go to the gym right after or at night. When I get home in the morning I take a shower and use lots of soap, but a small amount of shampoo. If I go to the gym later in the day then I end up taking two of these showers a day.
I try to brush my teeth twice a day but sometimes it's really late and I'm tired. I regret it in the morning though.
Always use deodorant.
nVidiot_Whore
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What about butthole hygiene?
I won't take a crap w/o baby whipes handy.. keep a portable deal at work in my backpack, 1 in my car.. and of course, have dispensers on all of my toilets. Start with a dry wipe or 2, then to the baby wipes.. then usually pat dry with TP. I also spend quite a bit of time in the shower ensuring a clean butthole... vigorously soap around the area.. and even a bit "in" there.. oh yeah, nice and clean!
I won't take a crap w/o baby whipes handy.. keep a portable deal at work in my backpack, 1 in my car.. and of course, have dispensers on all of my toilets. Start with a dry wipe or 2, then to the baby wipes.. then usually pat dry with TP. I also spend quite a bit of time in the shower ensuring a clean butthole... vigorously soap around the area.. and even a bit "in" there.. oh yeah, nice and clean!
fuzzyreactor
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nVidiot_Whore said:
1 swipe
lol, nah i use wipes
LeleSocho said:
Many people like to shower in the morning before work/school. No way I'm not showering once I get home after being out all day.
- Shower twice a day (body wash both times, shampoo and conditioner once every other day)
- Brush twice and floss/mouthwash once a day
- Deodorant twice a day
- Face wash non medicated and moisturize once a day
- Shave when needed
Pretty basic.
Uno Venova
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Shower everyday.
Brush twice a day.
Deodorant everyday.
After an acne outbreak I stopped using any soap on the face to see if a change in routine would help things, ditched shampoo as well.
Brush twice a day.
Deodorant everyday.
After an acne outbreak I stopped using any soap on the face to see if a change in routine would help things, ditched shampoo as well.
Generally shower every day since I work 6 days a week, but if I know I'm not doing anything on Saturday, I don't bother.
Brush my teeth twice a day, and floss the second time (at night), and rinse with salty warm water.
Cleanse face in the shower and use anti-wrinkle/ageing moisturiser with sunscreens afterwards.
Shave when I can be bothered, which is usually once a week, but I'm not a real man when it comes to facial hair. I still can't grow a real goatee
Don't use hair gel, or very rarely, because 90% of the time my head is shaved.
Deodorant every day. Sweat a LOT more than I used to when I was younger, and the problem is, a LOT of my tshirts are FUCKED under the pits now from the sweat/deodorant combo.
Brush my teeth twice a day, and floss the second time (at night), and rinse with salty warm water.
Cleanse face in the shower and use anti-wrinkle/ageing moisturiser with sunscreens afterwards.
Shave when I can be bothered, which is usually once a week, but I'm not a real man when it comes to facial hair. I still can't grow a real goatee
Don't use hair gel, or very rarely, because 90% of the time my head is shaved.
Deodorant every day. Sweat a LOT more than I used to when I was younger, and the problem is, a LOT of my tshirts are FUCKED under the pits now from the sweat/deodorant combo.
LeleSocho said:
I think it depends a lot on where you live and what you're typically doing on any given day.
I usually go one day between showers, but during the summer I shower more often and during the winter I sometimes may not shower for two days. I change my underwear and t-shirt every day. I'm also one of those filthy people who stopped using shampoo and loves it. And I only use body wash once a week. I do regularly use deodorant though.
My morning routine is usually:
-Wake up
-Brush teeth
-Wash my face
-Depending on how clean I feel I take a shower or not.
-Eat something
-And off I go (well not literally right now, studying from home)
Shower at least once a day, sometimes twice if I'm sweaty after work.
Brush teeth after breakfast and before going to bed, floss with a water flosser and occasionally regular floss.
I use some regular soap on my pits and privates, some gentle cleanser stuff everywhere else. Haven't used shampoo in a while.
Some Arm and Hammer deodorant.
And some moisturizer cause my hands get really dry at work.
Brush teeth after breakfast and before going to bed, floss with a water flosser and occasionally regular floss.
I use some regular soap on my pits and privates, some gentle cleanser stuff everywhere else. Haven't used shampoo in a while.
Some Arm and Hammer deodorant.
And some moisturizer cause my hands get really dry at work.
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Shower once a month. I usually smells like eggs.
PigSpeakers
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You people all look terrible and smell awful. Every single one of you.
PhoenixDark
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Shower a day. I clean my whole body with soap, not just my privates/pits. Fucking animals
Brush and floss twice a day.
Brush and floss twice a day.
Subliminal
Member
I personally don't wear deodorant and most people seem shocked when I tell them.
I don't sweat, I'm not gross.
I don't sweat, I'm not gross.
fuzzyreactor
Banned
NO, u smell like shit no matter what those imaginary people tell you!!!!!!!!!Subliminal said:
-Shower every day, twice if I exercise/sweat a shitton. Usually take a shit while the water warms up
-When I shower I always do it in the same order: soap, shampoo, facewash
-Post shower I use this red reducing moisturizer that works pretty well
-Brush teeth twice a day, floss every night and sometimes during the day if something bothers me. Got into a bad habit of not using mouthwash but I'm gonna fix that
-Deodorant before I go out, but sometimes I forget, especially in the winter. Would never work out without putting it on.
-Shave whenever I feel like, which isn't often
-Wash face usually twice a day, once in the shower and once at night
-When I shower I always do it in the same order: soap, shampoo, facewash
-Post shower I use this red reducing moisturizer that works pretty well
-Brush teeth twice a day, floss every night and sometimes during the day if something bothers me. Got into a bad habit of not using mouthwash but I'm gonna fix that
-Deodorant before I go out, but sometimes I forget, especially in the winter. Would never work out without putting it on.
-Shave whenever I feel like, which isn't often
-Wash face usually twice a day, once in the shower and once at night
L0st Id3ntity
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-Shower twice a day.
-Deodorant every morning.
-Brush teeth 3 times.
-Sauna (morrocan bath) every other week. You will be amazed how much dirt you carry around with you. Try it an pm thank me later.
You'll never catch me smelly or with bad breath, fuck stinky people.
-Deodorant every morning.
-Brush teeth 3 times.
-Sauna (morrocan bath) every other week. You will be amazed how much dirt you carry around with you. Try it an pm thank me later.
You'll never catch me smelly or with bad breath, fuck stinky people.
Shower only if I have to go to work or to go out (almost every day).
Brush my teeth based on the same criteria, once a day.
No shampoo, I dont care about my hair.
Always deo but I want to quit it someday with those antismell diets .
Cologne most of the time, sometimes I forget it.
Brush my teeth based on the same criteria, once a day.
No shampoo, I dont care about my hair.
Always deo but I want to quit it someday with those antismell diets .
Cologne most of the time, sometimes I forget it.
Solo said:
Haha
Yeah, you probably do smell pretty bad. Especially considering the amounts of vinegar you use. SOME has to stay on you, residue or not.
I shower once a day, twice if I do anything that would require it. Brush teeth once/twice a day. Shampoo every other day. Use deodorant. Use the shampoo bubbles as my soap unless I'm really dirty. That's about it.
OpinionatedCyborg
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fuzzyreactor
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Big Chungus
Member
I clean my ass everyday.
Shower once a day, twice if I'm sweaty after working outside. Use soap (body wash) everywhere
Wash hair every day
Trim beard once a week
Brush teeth once a day
Flush ears with a squeeze bulb full of warm water once a week, use q-tips to lightly clean wax every couple of days
Deodorant - once a day, unless at some point I get extremely sweaty
Check for stray ear/nose hairs once every couple of weeks
Trim fingernails and toenails every few weeks (I have a habit of biting fingernails, though)
Get a haircut maybe once every 6 weeks or so
Use SPF100 sunblock when spending all day outside, and/or wear long sleeves
Wash hair every day
Trim beard once a week
Brush teeth once a day
Flush ears with a squeeze bulb full of warm water once a week, use q-tips to lightly clean wax every couple of days
Deodorant - once a day, unless at some point I get extremely sweaty
Check for stray ear/nose hairs once every couple of weeks
Trim fingernails and toenails every few weeks (I have a habit of biting fingernails, though)
Get a haircut maybe once every 6 weeks or so
Use SPF100 sunblock when spending all day outside, and/or wear long sleeves
fuzzyreactor
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for the most part im not out in the heat. im in an air conditioned building on a computer3N16MA said:
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