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[violence]

Orange pill guy: “Blue pill is just a bunch of work and then I die early?”

 

[Trunx81]

10 years of e-sports champion and then you die alone in your gaming chair?
I got the feeling this pill already exists ..

 

[German Hops]

10 years of e-sports champion and then you die alone in your gaming chair?

With a bottle of lotion in one hand; a bag of Doritos in the other.

 

[Trogdor1123]

The worst pill.

Did you miss the part where it says you can shape-shift into anything? So, just include a master controller that runs your brain on emulation mode tacked onto whatever you become to make sure you don't lose your identity. Or, better yet, turn into something that has a time switch to turn back into you in 30 min. Also, make yourself have a force field that kills anything trying to harm you within a 100 mile radius.

Doesn’t count, that’s plural. Can only be one item.

 

[E-Cat]

Doesn’t count, that’s plural. Can only be one item.

Depends on how you define item

 

[Trunx81]

With a bottle of lotion in one hand; a bag of Doritos in the other.

Imagine you wish to be the GOAT in CoD for 10 years, but after 3 years it gets canceled because one of the developers wrote something inappropriate on X.

 

[kvltus lvlzvs]

Green, Black.

Flying is cool, though it is somewhat likely to get you killed.

knowing when the next crypto bull and bear start ahead of time is cool as well. Also knowing the betting pools for prez elections, etc.

 

[Kenpachii]

black pill not even close.

 

[Roxkis_ii]

I was thinking about the yellow pill, as that could be very useful, but thinking about, maybe not knowing what everyone thinks of you at one moment might be better for my mental.

To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind.

Black pill me boss!

 

[violence]

I was a green pill guy, but I think the one poster was right that it could get you killed. You still only have the body of a man. Even if I was super careful I’ll most likely get shot out of the sky by some jealous asshole.

With pink pill, (assuming you can’t shape shift into Superman and get two hours of flights,) it still fits well with a stealth life playthru.

My vote has been recast

 

[abstract alien]

You killed the thread with the black pill

 

[Trogdor1123]

Depends on how you define item

Oh for sure. I’m just pissing around. That was definitely my super close second pic. I’d hate the black pill. The future would always change by the nature of you knowing it and it would become crippling in how it would control you. Would be awful

 

[violence]

My only problem with black pill is zero surprises in life. Imagine overly researching a video game that you’re excited about and game itself has no surprises left for you.

 

[Trogdor1123]

I was a green pill guy, but I think the one poster was right that it could get you killed. You still only have the body of a man. Even if I was super careful I’ll most likely get shot out of the sky by some jealous asshole.

With pink pill, (assuming you can’t shape shift into Superman and get two hours of flights,) it still fits well with a stealth life playthru.

My vote has been recast

Hard to argue with this point…

 

[Drake]

Black Pill easily. Look at the stock market and profit. Or just look at one of the Power Ball winning numbers.

 

[ssringo]

1. Take pink pill
2. Shape shift into a flawless power pill dispenser
3. Dispense power pills with no negative effects or restrictions attached
4. Have all the pills and power
5. Rule the world

 

[Trunx81]

Flying has the same problem as super strength: The description doesn´t imply any changes in your physiology. Imagine being strong like Superman: Your body would crack under your own power and if you try to lift something heavy, your muscles would tear and you would just die.
Flying at a for humans suitable speed is slow, really slow. And, even worse: What to do about all the bugs in your way?

 

[haxan7]

are the effects any different if I ram one up my butt?

 

[violence]

: What to do about all the bugs in your way?

Jet pack would just be cosmetic of course.

 

[GymWolf]

Flying has the same problem as super strength: The description doesn´t imply any changes in your physiology. Imagine being strong like Superman: Your body would crack under your own power and if you try to lift something heavy, your muscles would tear and you would just die.
Flying at a for humans suitable speed is slow, really slow. And, even worse: What to do about all the bugs in your way?

Din din din din fucking din.

 

[Trunx81]

Jet pack would just be cosmetic of course.

Amazing movie and a real classic.

 

[Jsisto]

Pink, without hesitation. Yes, I would 100 percent use it for sex. Being a shapeshifter would kick ass.

 

[Wheeljack539]

Orange pill just saves you a little money? Would someone really pick that over flying?

If they suffer from acrophobia any other pill outside of blue may seem better.

 

[Hudo]

Black can give you a lot of frustation and anxiety... but the temptation is too great not to pick black.

 

[violence]

Feel like people only want black for the money. Pink pill can also get you money and you’ll probably have more fun doing it too.

 

[Dis]

I voted grey pill for Andrew Huberman huehue

 

[German Hops]

I voted grey pill for Andrew Huberman huehue

Oh behave, you!

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

I think green pill people didn’t think this through. You have a daily hour of flying, tops. Would save you some commute time I guess, but it doesn’t say you’d be flying at jet speed so in an hour you wouldn’t get very far. Cool if you have tons of free time to travel and watch places from high above for a change, but you’d still be earth-bound for the remaining 23 hours.

I can’t believe nobody made a Baldur’s Gate 3 joke about the pink pill yet.

 

[NickFire]

Black all day long. Basically gives you all of the pills except Pink if you privately look up massive lottery jackpot winning numbers. With all that money:

Yellow pill becomes redundant. Who gives a shit what they think.
Green - private jets you pay for.
Blue - hire really short people with short legs and arms and then beat them in sports. Good enough.
Orange - buy massive amounts of edibles.
Red - just buy a new phone.
Grey - the bank roll will do just fine replacing the single touches

 

[German Hops]

To be honest, I don't even know what accessing the Internet with your mind means ?
Like, some Matrix type shit?

 

[LostDonkey]

Which ever one goes up your arse!

 

[German Hops]

Which ever one goes up your arse!

D Days like these...

 

[LostDonkey]

D Days like these...

Ooh nice, invited a friend for a threesome!

 

[MaestroMike]

green, pink and black pills are the ones i’m most interested. green cuz flying would be cool, pink because shapeshifting into like a bear would be cool, but I could also shapeshift into like an eagle or a f-35 jet and have the flying ability granted by the green pill. black pill only to know which stocks are going to go up and down the most and I can pick the one that gives me the best return. ehh I’ll probably pick the pink pill and shapeshift like the liquid terminator lol

 

[German Hops]

If I were to pick the blue pill, I would choose basedball.

 

[Edgelord79]

Green pill