You can invite 3 video game characters to a dinner party tonight. Who’s coming?

Pantz

Member
Shout out to Square Enix on Twitter, they asked this question a while back but only for Square Enix characters. I thought it would be fun to see who NeoGAF is inviting and extend it to all video game characters.

So,
You can invite 3 video game characters to a dinner party tonight. Who’s coming?
How will it go?


For me:


I have to invite Tifa. For one, an opportunity to see her in person cannot be passed up. For two, she's gonna be the one to break the ice and hopefully get everyone talking.
Master Chief because it would be cool to see him in person as well and he deserves a break. Will he take his helmet off to eat?
Ayane because she is the best waifu and a ninja and I have insider info on her favorite foods.

I imagine it will be really awkward at first. Ayane won't want anything to do with this. Master Chief won't know what to do. Tifa would be awkwardly laughing looking at the other two not talking. Things will improve when Master Chief goes to sit down and the chair breaks underneath the weight of his armor and he says his catch phrase "I need a...new chair", then everyone laughs. Tifa and Chief get burgers and fries while Ayane gets all her favorite food and drink items: Crab, Marrons Glaces, Succulent Grape, Sushi, Tomato, Cream Soda (thanks to DOAX gift giving guides). Ayane's cold disinterest will break just for a moment while seeing all her favorite foods and hopefully it gives me lots of relationship points. It'll be cool hearing all the stories from their battles and at some point during one of Master Chief's stories he'll say "hey look, it's the Arbiter!" somehow eating his burger and fries while everyone looked away and still had his helmet on. Yeah....that would be a pretty nice dinner party.
 

DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
Triple Tifa. She has the personality of a sweet girl next door, but the body of a porn star. I could just sit there like my usual sad sack self, and she would do all the work of penetrating through my antisocial demeanor and getting to know the real me.

As a beta male, I am terrified of the thought of approaching a woman. Tifa would do all the work of flirting with me and initiating a relationship. And not to jinx it, but I think she could be the one to take my virginity.
 

Kuranghi

Gold Member
Great now I'm thinking about Master Chief fucking Tifa, thanks OP

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but obviously it's my fault, because I'm a

Wedding Crashers Pervert GIF


Ayane can watch

surprised big eyes GIF


edit - I forgot to answer lol sorry:

1. Max Payne so we can have a proper drinking/drugging session.
2. Batman (from Arkham City/Knight) to keep the tone brooding and calm when Max is crying about his dead wife & kids.
3. Kass from Breath of the Wild to provide melancholy tunes while Max is crying and Batman is offering him support due to the similar experiences they had.

edit - I made this in case it wasn't clear enough and because I have too much time on my hands:
 
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I would definitely invite Sephiroth, Caius, and Sylvanas. Would be an very interesting dinner. Don’t know how it would go, might end in chaos :goog_unsure:
 

Warnen

Can he swing from a thread? Take a look overhead / Hey, there, there goes the Spider-Man
Master chief
Cayde-6
Saint 14
 

Rickyiez

Member
You guys going to invite someone who doesn't even show his face . Must be nice talking to your own reflection through his helmet .
 

OrionNebula

Member
Yoshi, another Yoshi, and another Yoshi.

I'm a simp for Yoshi.
That thing eats non-stop! That dinner bill, though 😳😳

-Tifa is a sure win in every occasion
-Max, from Life Is Strange, so she can rewind every time I say something stupid during dinner
-I’d like to know where Chloe from Detroit Become Human has been doing, since she left my menu screen and never returned. She never has time for me anymore

I’d invite Lara Croft, but I feel she’d turn this dinner into a deadly adventure where only her survives in the end, unless I invite Drake and Elena as well
 

22•22

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Great now I'm thinking about Master Chief fucking Tifa, thanks OP

The Office Sarcasm GIF


but obviously it's my fault, because I'm a

Wedding Crashers Pervert GIF


Ayane can watch

surprised big eyes GIF


edit - I forgot to answer lol sorry:

1. Max Payne so we can have a proper drinking/drugging session.
2. Batman (from Arkham City/Knight) to keep the tone brooding and calm when Max is crying about his dead wife & kids.
3. Kass from Breath of the Wild to provide melancholy tunes while Max is crying and Batman is offering him support due to the similar experiences they had.

edit - I made this in case it wasn't clear enough and because I have too much time on my hands:

I love your posts bro 💗

To take the premise seriously I have to take in account how quickly my tolerance around people in general fades. Being autistic and just a terrible person all in all, when truly imagining a WHOLE evening with 3 persons, even when they're interesting and a once in a lifetime type of thing I can't help but think, or rather interpret their most likely way of behaving and incorporate that in how I think the evening will go. Henceforth I'll probably pick 3 slow on the mental draw waifus and dazzle them with my charmes. If they're simple, my night will be as well.

I'll call it "Dinner at 22:22"

What's on the menu? "Pussy"
 

DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
Ofc virgins will invite hot female characters and they'll just stare at them.

My 3 picks would be a peaceful dinner with Doom Guy, Shepard and Geralt.
And spoiler alert for the virgins: if you had dinner with some smoking hot bombshell women, you’d either say something really dumb and embarrassing, or else be too intimidated to say anything. Then you’d go home and sadly jerk off if you could still get it up after your estrogen level spiked.
 

22•22

Doesnt need recognition
Great now I'm thinking about Master Chief fucking Tifa, thanks OP

The Office Sarcasm GIF


but obviously it's my fault, because I'm a

Wedding Crashers Pervert GIF


Ayane can watch

surprised big eyes GIF


edit - I forgot to answer lol sorry:

1. Max Payne so we can have a proper drinking/drugging session.
2. Batman (from Arkham City/Knight) to keep the tone brooding and calm when Max is crying about his dead wife & kids.
3. Kass from Breath of the Wild to provide melancholy tunes while Max is crying and Batman is offering him support due to the similar experiences they had.

edit - I made this in case it wasn't clear enough and because I have too much time on my hands:

Yeah but that's the thing though right; OMG it's Master Chief, OMG it's Solid Snake!

Bruh you're spending the evening with extremely traumatized PTSS ridden sociopaths.. I'm willing to bet that during the awkward handshake after opening the door you're already regretting your choice. DOOM guy, etc; hey what's up? Blank stare, gruff moan you try to interpret as conformation as a greeting.. where do you go from there?
 
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22•22

Doesnt need recognition
Ofc virgins will invite hot female characters and they'll just stare at them.

My 3 picks would be a peaceful dinner with Doom Guy, Shepard and Geralt.
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mountain GIF


And spoiler alert for the virgins: if you had dinner with some smoking hot bombshell women, you’d either say something really dumb and embarrassing, or else be too intimidated to say anything. Then you’d go home and sadly jerk off if you could still get it up after your estrogen level spiked.
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Gaelyon

Member
I'll love to have a nice dinner with both Nathan Drake and Lara Croft, but i would probably just hold the candle while they'll enjoy a wild duo conversation and end up to the nearest hotel.

Also Princess Zelda, Princess Peach AND Duke Nukem, for a good laugh.

Ok for real, Mr and Ms Pac Man in a haunted restaurant. They'll probably eat the table first though.
 
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