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Football 2014/15 |OT14| The one where Europa&Champions League are sensationally back

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Freewheelin'

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Seems like some of the faces on premfaces.com are broken

fix this shit
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Pennywise

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WoodenLung said:
It's quite funny, even a few in here have been strangely emotional in the debate.
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It's just annoying as fuck that the same people move into EVERY topic about that game and flood it with their bullshit and concern trolling.

Especially those who speculated with some youtube videos, about the length or the story.
So great "I watched a 10 minute video, I know everything about the story and it's shit".
Just fuck the context, I'm an expert.

You know, I get that some people are cautious, but alot of them are lying to themselves.

The part about replayability is just bullshit.
If they just browse through their latest games that aren't filled with stupid Ubisoft radio towers you've gotta climb up or stupid fetch shit, there aren't many games that are that long or offer anything in particular to play it again.

TLOU,The Evil Within,Spec Ops,Alan Wake,Tomb Raider,Uncharted and many more games don't offer anything, apart from replaying the same game again.
And the multiplayer argument is also pretty funny, how many of them played the half baked multiplayers of games like Tomb Raider ?
I bet not even 5%...
It's not even bound to the genre, how many games that offer a good game for a long time.

Just take a look at Shadow of Mordor, without the stupid quest where you just run around and kill a specifical enemy, there is nothing.
So if you would strip the game down to the one and only interesting quest, the game isn't much longer than the games I counted up above.

There were like 4 topics, you could see the same shit in every topic and some cunts posting freaking spoilers.


Edit.
Fucking hell, those people trying to defend the game while talking even more shit.
 
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Broder Salsa

Banned
Just looked at some of the GOAT posters Otrebors posts, and ... I'm starting to think it was Andres.



(nsfw)
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=25002496&postcount=163

and other insane shit

A liittle dead dog's vagina. My friends cut it out and agreed to pay for a sandwich afterwards. I was a very poor 12 year old boy.
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In my country they just kill the dog, tore it to pieces,cook it and sell it in side these deep fried flour made balls called rellenos. Theyre fucking incredible. You have to be careful though, one time I got one with a long, fat hair on it and puked my ass out.
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I know how you feel op. My 13 year old cousin was in love with me. I knew that because my family was teasing me because they saw her crying with a photo of me because she had not seen me in a week and later cause she told me. I was 22 at the time, just out of a relationship and depressed. At a new years eve i was alone in the balcony, sort of drunk with tears in my eyes then all of suddenly she kissed me and I kissed her back. We started feeling each other up but suddenly we heard someone coming. It wasnt her it was my aunt. We stopped. My cousin always visits us once a week so for the following months we would sneak around to make out and I teached her how to pleasure me. I always asked her if she wanted to do this and she said yes. It took a while for her to let me eat her too. We were happy just being with one another.

One day I came to a realization that this was wrong. I explained to her how much I loved her but that I was her cousin and she was a beautiful girl that should have a boyfriend outside her family. She cried and said she wouldnt go away so I started being distant with her. She texted me constantly, began cutting herself and began fighting because she thought I had found someone else. I saw how much it was bothering her so I began to be closer to her as a friend. She began to hate me. Everytime I went to talk to her she wouldnt respond like she was erasing me from existence. I thought she had found someone else and even though it made me feel angry It was for the greater good. Believe me when I say the air is not right between us ever since. I am a piece of shit. I fucked up her life. All because I am weak.
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:lol :lol :lol

Otrebor Nightmarecoat, have you ever been molested by another relative? Did you like tonguing a puppy's asshole?
Other than my sister, my grandma washed my penis when I was like 5, but I dont think thats bad. I didint like licking the anus. I just did it once and was over it.
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Notice all the common themes? ANDRES WE KNOW.
 
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Broder Salsa

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Mr.Marston said:
What the fuck at that picture :loooool
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Look at the thread title and his post.

Every fat person knows his fat covers his penis. A normal size penis is reduced to an 3 inch clit because of that fat above the genitalia. The potential is there, its just that we prefer taco bell over satisfying a woman. The fix is simple, loosing some goddamn weight. Easier said than done. Food is our antidepressant, Its the instrument of our cowardly slow suicide. We need it to hide memories that need to be dealt with.

When my fingers press two keys ast the same time I reflect on what I did wrong in life, what boooty i could tap if I my breasts wouldn't jiggle every time i make a sudden movement. Women and sports are alien to me. Just yesterday my ass was itchy and I scratched it with my bed cover. I left poo stains on it. I cant run a mile before vomiting cheetos. I have no neck. The only things left for me to complete a stereotype are being a nintendo retard and playing too much WoW.

Being fat sucks. Being a whiny fat message board fuck sucks more.
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He was the heart and soul of the pics that makes you laugh thread. I think his last ban was coming back from a long ass ban, just to post toilets covered in shit and dead pigs or something like that.
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OddMorsel said:
What what is that picture? Is that some fat dude's crotch?
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It's a photo from the side of his body, showing that his fat hides his penis.
 
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KidJr

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FootballFan said:
I can name you 10 bigger clubs mate.



You gotta admit it's pretty funny mate.

<3

You should hear mine. Too bad my mic is broken
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Name me 10 bigger clubs than Arsenal. This should be interesting.

Carzola is 30 not 32.

Also I think it's a blessing in disguise Wilshere is coming back as Ramsey is injured. I just hope Wenger isnt an idiot and marginalizes Ozil to accomodate, I'm hoping Jack takes Ramsey's previous stop and although Ramsey is much much more of a goal threat, wilshere is technically stronger imo. Coq Jack Ozil/Carzol should be our midfield trio but this wont happen. I want to see Walcot and Sanchez on the pitch with Grioud leading, honestly think this is us at our most lethal
 
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GorillaJu

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It's a real achievement to be alive on GAF for a long time. It never ceases to amaze me just how many people have been banned. Thread necros are hilarious because like half the names in their are of banned people.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Guarin's agent “Were there bids from Chelsea and Real Madrid? That’s all true, but we rejected those offers because we had a real, solid project with Inter."

OKAY BUDDY :lol

WoodenLung said:
On getting into Bastian Schweinsteiger's head:

"All the time I was saying it [that we are going to win]. At the corner kick [Bastian] Schweinsteiger came to me to mark me and I said: ‘No problem, it's not me who will score.' And Didier scored. And Schweinsteiger looked at me as if to say ‘what the?' "
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picking on the one with the squishy mental fortitude, shameful.
 
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Broder Salsa

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CCS said:
So far, chances of that lasting are low though
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Just wait until I become a mod. Or guess the password of Wes.


My ban history as I remember, probably forgot some:

A week for saying Boxxy was ugly (when I was still a junior, probably survived due to like 5 of us getting banned in a row)
2 days which I am pretty sure was a mistake, as I got banned for reasons, that applied to the poster I quoted (not stating the name of a movie I believe, when just posting a picture). He didn't get banned lol.
A few weeks or a month, for calling Cambiasso a chemo headed cunt.
6 months, reduced, for posting the shape of Arnies cock through his underpants. Although this was totally sleepless fault for actually posting a gif of Wilburs balls on here.
2 weeks for mods being soft as fuck in here not long ago.


There's at least a few more I forgot.
 
FootballFan

FootballFan

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spidye said:
Ff mate

I can't believe I'm genuinely hyped for a dragonball game

The last time was for budokai 1
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Haha that is awesome. I'm hyped too(as you can guess), I just feel like I'll sink a lot of time into it.

Going to create a fighter to look like neygod
 
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Freewheelin'

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WoodenLung said:
Just wait until I become a mod. Or guess the password of Wes.


My ban history as I remember, probably forgot some:

A few weeks or a month, for calling Cambiasso a chemo headed cunt.
6 months, reduced, for posting the shape of Arnies cock through his underpants. Although this was totally sleepless fault for actually posting a gif of Wilburs balls on here.
2 weeks for mods being soft as fuck in here not long ago.


There's at least a few more I forgot.
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I remember these :lol

My ban history:

replicating Messi's post but with Olivia Wilde and 'bitch'. Was pretty funny, think I got a week off for that
forget what my 2nd ban was for lol
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
FF you're such a wuss, you're only cool and legit after you get banned m8er. (releasing an album while banned is optional)

WoodenLung said:
Just wait until I become a mod. Or guess the password of Wes.


My ban history as I remember, probably forgot some:

A week for saying Boxxy was ugly (when I was still a junior, probably survived due to like 5 of us getting banned in a row)
2 days which I am pretty sure was a mistake, as I got banned for reasons, that applied to the poster I quoted (not stating the name of a movie I believe, when just posting a picture). He didn't get banned lol.
A few weeks or a month, for calling Cambiasso a chemo headed cunt.
6 months, reduced, for posting the shape of Arnies cock through his underpants. Although this was totally sleepless fault for actually posting a gif of Wilburs balls on here.
2 weeks for mods being soft as fuck in here not long ago.


There's at least a few more I forgot.
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that was great :lol

but nothing will ever beat getting banned for 6 months for calling elsk a daft cunt :loool

and posting a graphic poorly drawn doodle courtesy of ADO Den Haag
 
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Yen

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Remember when DC asked for a link to a torrent of Xenoblade Chronicles in the OT/emulation thread?
Who was it that got banned for calling Evilore a serial killer?
 
jts

jts

...hate me...
I've got banned for the lamest reasons. Rickrolling, messing up with Wii U haters, joking about nuts etc
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Bold One

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I was once banned for bantering on Polygon and Kotaku, now everyone does it
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If only the rest of gaf was as laid back as footgaf, but OT and Gaming side would implode, they wouldn't be able to handle all that legit banter.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
I remember making a (poorly constructed) case for Wilbur, Will, Arnie, Wooden and the others (don't quire remember who) through PMs with duckroll, and he was nice enough to reduce their bans.

I don't remember if it was duckroll or another mod

FootballFan said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv6pjoKLPSY

You are Adam Sandler

Wilbur is the old lady

KidA is ms vaughn - falling in love with you

Replace peeing pants with getting banned
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I was not on board first with your dodgy analogy but now I'M ALL IN

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Abraxas

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The amount of bans when I first started lurking here was astonishing. That must have been around the end of 2011/start of 2012. Post-match period always descended into shitposting, until someone posted borderline whatsapp material, and then a subsequent ban. Ahh, those salad days.
 
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Freewheelin'

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Yen said:
Remember when DC asked for a link to a torrent of Xenoblade Chronicles in the OT/emulation thread?
Who was it that got banned for calling Evilore a serial killer?
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DC says it was TC

sure m8 sure
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and yeah that 2nd ban was hilarious :lol

lemme find it, I'm pretty sure it was recently
 
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Broder Salsa

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Yurt said:
FF you're such a wuss, you're only cool and legit after you get banned m8er. (releasing an album while banned is optional)



that was great :lol

but nothing will ever beat getting banned for 6 months for calling elsk a daft cunt :loool

and posting a graphic poorly drawn doodle courtesy of ADO Den Haag
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Wait who got banned 6 months for calling Elsk a daft cunt? I do kind of remember, but not that it was for that long lol

and yeah that banner ban hahaha


Yen said:
Remember when DC asked for a link to a torrent of Xenoblade Chronicles in the OT/emulation thread?
Who was it that got banned for calling Evilore a serial killer?
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That was hilarious as well
 
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