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[Elder Legend]

This is absolutely incredible, such a revelation! and I am so proud of myself for figuring this out! Holy shit, I am amazing!

If you take a dump in the comfort of your own home at 11:59 PM and the clock strikes midnight do you guys realize that its same shit but different day?!

It is a technique called Time Bending Shit.

 

[Thaedolus]

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[Cyberpunkd]

Truly a modern philosopher.

 

[Richard Packer]

Elektro Demon

 

[jufonuk]

 

[winjer]

Such eloquence.

 

[Punished Miku]

Elektro Demon

Elder Legend stands on the shoulders of giants that came before him.

 

[SJRB]

 

[Buggy Loop]

 

[Ulysses 31]

Fishing for another ban, eh?

 

[Kilau]

 

[John Marston]

I love this community.

 

[Elder Legend]

Fishing for another ban, eh?

Yes, totally. Cause being a goof and just trying bring a smile to people in the community is ban worthy. It's a thread meant to be dumb and funny. If that went over your head, then I suggest you seek help.

 

[Elder Legend]

I love this community.

I love you too man! /cries P.S. No homo.

 

[bender]

This thread stinks.
What a shitty thread.
OP has shit for brains.
Keep that shit to yourself.

 

[Adapting]

Elder Legend is coming for your title Elon Musk. He's got a bigger brain.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

This son bitch is onto something

 

[ahtlas7]

toilet humor…

 

[AJUMP23]

I don’t want to you to get banned, but I kind of do.

 

[plushyp]

 

[DanteFox]

It's like I'm really scrolling through Facebook.

 

[BadBurger]

The walls of the cafe within my local Barnes & Noble are adorned with a loving mural of the great authors and poets of the past two centuries. I am going to petition them to add your likeness to that crowd.

 

[UnNamed]

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

 

[kanjobazooie]

I’m gonna torment you the same way you tormented me after the mice balls thread.

 

[Rival]

 

[SiteSeer]

this is why i have an account here fml

 

[Elder Legend]

I’m gonna torment you the same way you tormented me after the mice balls thread.

Sure, good luck!

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Such eloquence.

 

[jufonuk]

 

[Trunx81]

If you take a dump inside a plane and cross the date line again, you can even repeat your success

 

[Kamina]

 

[Valedix]

 

[kanjobazooie]

Elder Legend have conquered the concept of time with his shit, and now he sets his eyes on space.

"Time and space are not conditions of existence, time and space is a model for thinking." _Albert Einstein

 

[GymWolf]

As a fellow shitty comedian i applaud your bravery.

 

[jufonuk]

If you eat a shit load (pun Intended) of beets or beetroots depending where you come from. Then take a shit for a few days. We’ll find out for yourself

 

[gundalf]

Sitting on my ceramic throne
Dumping on it my past meal
While the night is to cast a new day
My shit become old

 

[FeralEcho]

Elder Legend at 11:59 just moments before having this revelation....

 

[TheDraconian]

Lol. That shit is fire.

 

[Redneckerz]

This is absolutely incredible, such a revelation! and I am so proud of myself for figuring this out! Holy shit, I am amazing!

If you take a dump in the comfort of your own home at 11:59 PM and the clock strikes midnight do you guys realize that its same shit but different day?!

 

[Banjo64]

Wait until OP realises that if he does this on;

New Years Eve his shit as spanned 2 years.

New Years Eve 2029 his shit has spanned 2 decades.

New Years Eve 2099 (if he’s lucky) his shit has spanned 2 centuries.