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[Borgnine]

m4m is the only legit casual encounter board on cl.

(I heard)

 

[FelixOrion]

So, like, should I cancel the email address I was using? Maybe sign up for a new identity? How far do I need to go to make sure I don't end up in a body bag?

just delete it all and start anew, the only way to be sure

 

[Vanillalite]

 

[kittens]

That's obviously a scam, OP.

 

[Pau]

Just pay for a hooker.

It's craigslist. Maybe the OP can get paid instead!

 

[oxrock]

Well there's no real reason you couldn't meetup somewhere public. Just let people around you know the circumstances just in case you end up missing. Sounds scammy as all hell but going out and meeting people in person is what you should be doing at anyhow. Even if it's a scam (probably is) maybe you'll meet someone else and you can use this awkward story as a conversation starter


Edit: If this doesn't work out, just look up those Asian massage parlors on Craig's list. The ones around here at least so obviously advertise happy endings it's hilarious. ( as long as you don't have a conscience that keeps you from enjoying fornicating with sex slaves.)

 

[Hermii]

Tell her you are worried its a scam, and ask her for some kind of proof.

 

[derivative]

This might sound dumb as shit, but if you do go to get you some strange, have a friend go with you in the car so if the expeditionary force goes tits up, you'll have a way out. Even if you get stabbed.

 

[dark_chris]

How about you stop looking for anonymous sex from strangers and go out and talk to people

Too much work and time. He just wants to get laid.

Ive had plenty of good luck on craigslist.
I see it as fishing. You'll catch some crap responding but there is usually a good catch.
There was one girl who gave such good head I went into shock by how amazing it was.

 

[TommyT]

Well there's no real reason you couldn't meetup somewhere public. Just let people around you know the circumstances just in case you end up missing. Sounds scammy as all hell but going out and meeting people in person is what you should be doing at anyhow. Even if it's a scam (probably is) maybe you'll meet someone else and you can use this awkward story as a conversation starter


Edit: If this doesn't work out, just look up those Asian massage parlors on Craig's list. The ones around here at least so obviously advertise happy endings it's hilarious.

There are far better forums for this type of information. The best particular reason is because you can get specific reviews of girls so you know what you can expect from a specific person. Another good reason is because you'll learn proper etiquette.

How about you stop looking for anonymous sex from strangers and go out and talk to people

What if that's what gets you off though?

 

[oxrock]

OP, i also wanted to let you know that I'm a lawyer representing a recently deceased Nigerian prince....

 

[Orbiter]

Put up an ad on Craigslist, "casual encounters". Didn't give out any personal info other than my age.

Got a response from someone who claims she's interested. Doesn't provide any info except what town she lives in.

Sent an email asking for her picture.

Got a much longer response. Says she's 23, we can meet at her house or a hotel, but she wants to meet me tonight first in public somewhere (which I can't do anyway).

Says she wants to speak but is too scared to give out her phone # (WTF? Huge red flag there). Links to her profile at some casual dating website. Profile says she's 26 (hmm...) Looks pretty good in her profile pic (though I can only see her face). Try viewing the rest of her pics but it says I have to sign up first. Signed up and tried viewing her pics again, says I need a paid membership to see them (yikes).

Now I'm really worried. Researched the site she linked me to, found a bunch of reviews saying it's a scam site. Apparently most, if not all, of the accounts there are fakes trying to lure people to the site and get them to sign up. A few lines in her second email make it seem like this is the case for her. On the other hand, I'm not sure why she would tell me where she lives and specify a meeting place if this was the case.

I was going to send a response pumping her for more information/demand her phone number, but reading through all of this, it's becoming pretty apparent that I should RUN LIKE HELL and never look back. On the other hand, I really want to get laid. What should I do?

That is definitely a spam/scam reply. Absolutely definitely. Sorry if it got your hopes up.
100% sure.

 

[Hari Seldon]

Has there ever been a grinder app for straight people that was a success? Seems like a market that needs filling.

 

[ToxicAdam]

If you get bored waiting for Mrs. Right to show up to your public spot, might I suggest browsing on Craigslist and buying one of 150 dollar Ipads that are available?

 

[oxrock]

There are far better forums for this type of information. The best particular reason is because you can get specific reviews of girls so you know what you can expect from a specific person. Another good reason is because you'll learn proper etiquette.



What if that's what gets you off though?

Never went down that route myself but perhaps you could pm the op some sites, you seem well experienced in this subject.

 

[GraveHorizon]

Set up a meeting. Don't give her your picture and tell her you'll be wearing a red shirt and a blue hat, but wear regular clothes and no hat, and a full facial disguise kit (mustache, wig, nose). Wear some fat padding if you want, and maybe a cane. Walk by at the appointed time and scope her out, and if she looks normal, go back wearing the clothes you said you'd wear and talk to her. Make out a little, get to third base and put your finger in her to get her wet, then say you think it's going too fast or it's really late and want to see her again. After you leave, go to an anonymous STD testing facility and get her juices scanned (be careful not to put it in your mouth before you get there). After a day or week depending on the place you should get the results. If she's clean, go back and get in that ass. If not, either hit it, quit it, or both, but be sure to wrap it up. Whatever you do, don't sign up with any sites.

If you're just a loser that can't talk to normal women, I completely understand.

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

Can't believe you fell for that. It's one of the oldest scams around.

 

[TAJ]

lol there is no way this is going to turn out well. CL Casual encounters isn't for M4W one night stands, its a spammers paradise and only good for M4M meetups. And the chicks who do post there...you'd really have to have low standards, that's all I can say.

I banged a chick who's used it before and she was Jessica Rabbit IRL.

 

[Danj]

Have a wank.

Just pay for a hooker.

Either of these sound like better responses and there are websites you can use for each of them.

 

[RedBaron17]

OP, if you just wanna get laid but not invest the time to go to a bar or something like that, just hire an escort. Simple.

 

[Link]

Has there ever been a grinder app for straight people that was a success? Seems like a market that needs filling.

Grindr put one out called Blendr, though I doubt it's been very successful for most people.

 

[Vyroxis]

OP, if you just wanna get laid but not invest the time to go to a bar or something like that, just hire an escort. Simple.

Pretty much this. Lots of decent websites out there, just learn how to catch the scammers that inhabit them. If it looks to good to be true, avoid it and find a different one.

 

[MatthewB92]

Why? Just why.....

 

[dark_chris]

I banged a chick who's used it before and she was Jessica Rabbit IRL.

Same here, but finding those is very very rare.

 

[Anticitizen One]

Yea I tried doing this a few years ago when I was desperate and figured out pretty quick that I was talking to a robot who wanted me to give my credit card information to some site to access her profile. Apparently people do find success on this thing I remember in one news report they said one of those school shooter guys had sex with many women on craigslist and I was like Dammn even psychotic killers are getting laid more than me.

 

[Orbiter]

Are we seriously knocking this guy around for trying this?

And some folks have said a hooker would be safer? Seriously? I think we judge too harshly sometimes.

 

[dark_chris]

Why? Just why.....

People have needs

 

[TxdoHawk]

Try OKCupid or Plenty of Fish?

This. It's not effort free, but there are plenty of women out for casual sex if that's all you want. I've honestly found more of those than women looking for legit relationships, and I'm not what one would describe as an overly attractive male.

Just remember the golden rule with this sort of thing: If they dont want you to wear a condom, they didn't want any of the other dudes wearing one either, use your brain and act accordingly. I still can't believe the number of women I've had to turn down because they flat-out didn't want me wrapping it up.

 

[Anteater]

if you have nothing to lose, go for it

 

[TommyT]

Never went down that route myself but perhaps you could pm the op some sites, you seem well experienced in this subject.

I'm never one to not help disseminate information if asked be it through a PM or regular post on here .

 

[jakncoke]

I tried craigslist before, ran into OP problem like 10 times in a row came to the conclusion there is no real woman on cleveland craiglist looking for a random fuck

 

[Dilly]

Go to a bar

That's not going to work.

 

[PigSpeakers]

Just go man. Send us back the results on GAF, though. I just want a fun story.

EDIT: Never mind. OP might die. Then there wouldn't be a story. Don't do it OP.

 

[Ivan 3414]

Just go man. Send us back the results on GAF, though. I just want a fun story.

If worst comes to worst, this will be a terrible post.

Spoiler

<_<

 

[dokish]

 

[PigSpeakers]

If worst comes to worst, this will be a terrible post.

Spoiler

<_<

Everybody else gave him the sensible advice.

Actually, wait. OP could die. I don't want that blood on my hands.

 

[UFRA]

Just go man. Send us back the results on GAF, though. I just want a fun story.

There really won't be a fun story out of this.

Once he gives his credit card info it's over, and there will never be a meet up in the first place.

 

[Wazzim]

Just pay for a hooker.

.

That way you're sure to have a hot girl too.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

OP will never update this thread. Subscribing anyway.

 

[MrToughPants]

Too much work and time. He just wants to get laid.

Ive had plenty of good luck on craigslist.
I see it as fishing. You'll catch some crap responding but there is usually a good catch.
There was one girl who gave such good head I went into shock by how amazing it was.

lol

 

[Ace Harding]

Go meet "her" in public. If "she" doesn't have any of your personal info you are in the clear.

Also, bring a gun for when she inevitably lures you back to some shady hotel with several strong men waiting to take you hostage and sell you to slavetraders.

One time a friend of mine set up a CL orgy, posing as a girl. He told people to show up at a bar wearing a certain color. A bunch of people emailed. We went to the bar and saw like 4-5 guys milling around (each alone) wearing the requested color. They all eventually left, except one guy who just started drinking excessively by himself. It was so weird and creepy.

 

[Anticitizen One]

OP don't disappoint me like the last guy did

 

[AlexBasch]

I'm calling the Catfish show crew to help you out, OP.

 

[Knoxcore]

If anyone posts a link to view their pics in a craigslist response email it is most likely spam. If the email looks like it has a name that is too good to be true, it likely is.

 

[kingocfs]

LOL

 

[Link]

.

That way you're sure to have a hot girl too.

Haha, you watch too much tv.

 

[PigSpeakers]

There really won't be a fun story out of this.

Once he gives his credit card info it's over, and there will never be a meet up in the first place.

Oh dang. I missed the part where it says "she was too scared to give out her phone #" I thought he had an address or something to meet her.

Okay, op. It's a scam. Never mind

 

[dark_chris]

lol

I got scared though cause i did go into shock.
But after it was over, i thought it was awesome. Never happened again though.

 

[Trin]

What is this from?

 

[MatthewB92]

People have needs

Still this is worse than going to okcupid.