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[Cypher]

She was on the cover back in August 2003, and yet here she is again in the August 2004 issue of Maxim:

 

[DeEJaYMiND]

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* .......

 

[norinrad21]

she should just get back to playing tennis

 

[element]

i just dont find her that hot :\

 

[J2 Cool]

she should just get back to playing tennis

wait... just hold that pose... *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* ... K, now back to tennis

 

[Error Macro]

Yeah, I got this issue a couple of weeks ago in the mail. Great shots, though it's strange that she's the cover model but there's no interview with her inside. Just photos with a few brief quotes on them. The pics are from her 2005 calendar shoot. I think I may just end up buying that calendar. Faptastic.

 

[pilonv1]

she should just get back to playing tennis

Why? She's already shown she's utterly useless at that. At least standing around looking pretty doesn't take much.

 

[Alex Anderson]

The blue eye shadow has got to go. I mean, yuck. I've gotten the issue already and lo and behold this one actually has cleavage and legs now that she's trying to sell something (the calendar). The last time she was in the mag, there was nary a cleave or gam. I applaud their decision not to interview her again instead saving the space for more piccies. Nobody cared about her tennis. Nobody cares what she says. Just lie in the sand and arch your back, BITCH.

I'm glad I get the magazine for free.

 

[totoro'd]

Nobody cared about her tennis. Nobody cares what she says. Just lie in the sand and arch your back, BITCH.

I'm glad I get the magazine for free.

sheesh, did she rape your dog or something?

 

[Scrow]

meh... I want to see that new Russian tennis-playing chick.

 

[aoi tsuki]

i always thought she had a cute, slightly full face, but it just looked odd juxtapose a more mature-looking, slimmer body, as evident in these shots.

Good for her though. She needs to cash in on her looks while people still remember her name.

 

[levious]

Why? She's already shown she's utterly useless at that.

nobody respects doubles

 

[SolidSnakex]

nobody respects doubles

Not when she was teaming up with people like Martina Hingis. It's quite obvious who carried the load with that team.

 

[Mustang]

she should just get back to playing tennis

Fuck tennis.

Bring on the PrOn!!!!!

 

[shibbs]

Fappalicious

 

[Outlaw]

Beautiful face , average body......I'd double back-hand slam her ass all night.

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

Maria Sharapova... I want yoooooooooouuuuuuu.

 

[DCX]

Better than that Lohan chick.

DCX

 

[Error Macro]

Beautiful face , average body......I'd double back-hand slam her ass all night.

Hmm, I see it the other way around. Beautiful body, average face... though it's a quirky face, it does look awfully cute in some photos. It's like a teenage girl with a an extremely hot body.

 

[Winged Creature]

i just dont find her that hot :\

i'd have to agree

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Beautiful face , average body......I'd double back-hand slam her ass all night.

I think you got it backwards. Her face does nothing for me, but she has a great body. Her legs seem so long in that last shot....I LOVE long legs.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

There's got to be some starving Russian chicks that are like, 'Damn bitch, all that money and you still won't eat!'

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

Is it just me, or are her boobs noticeably bigger than they used to be?

 

[Baconäger]

Yeah, the boobs look like they may have been worked on, but she still looks great.

 

[radios shipping overview]

Hmm, she's finally starting to look older than twelve. Slightly.

 

[mrkapawutzis]

She's just trying to take away the heat from Sharapova.

 

[Error Macro]

I'm telling you guys, it's all about Maria Kirilenko. That girl is going to be smoking hot in a few years, mark my words. She'll be the new Kournikova.

 

[bishoptl]

She's just trying to take away the heat from Sharapova.

Yep...and it isn't working. Bring on the new Russian cutie!

 

[Mr Gump]

ID RULE IT WITH AN IRON FIST.