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'I'm looking for a man with ambition'

'I'm looking for someone who will be my travel buddy'

'I'm looking for someone who knows what they want'

'NO HOOKUPS'

Basically any cliche shit is a red flag because it means she hasn't really put much thought into dating or she's looking for $$$

Yup. They should instead post pictures of this gif in their profile

 

[darrylgorn]

Makes as much sense as me putting 'I'm looking for a supermodel who will be my fwb' in mine.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

Wasted many years looking for a nice Woman on dating sites.
Seems nigh on impossible.
My personal red flags are..
Women who say they have a son/daughter who is "Their world" and "If you can't handle that, move on! "
"Where are all the nice men?" is another.
They are everywhere!
Swearing in their profile is an instant turn off.
Using dog ear filters/beauty filters or whatever on their profile pics.
Profile pics with several women. Which one is you?

 

[haxan7]

I immediately swipe left on transgender women.

 

[INC]

Their looks

 

[nush]

Profile pics with several women. Which one is you?

Always the least attractive one.

 

[Party McHardy]

I can tell within .001 of a second whether I’d lick the cat or not. That’s the difference between a left and right swipe for me.

 

[baphomet]

Even remotely chubby chicks are an automatic no

 

[Looking Cool Joker!]

To answer the original post, there's a lot to list and I'm too lazy to list all of them. Some reasons are already listed in this thread though and some of those things are just too personal to list.

So far, I have deleted al my social media apps, and the only dating "app" I'm using is Facebook Dating which is the Facebook mobile app itself, lol. So far it hasn't been effective at all at getting me dates but I haven't lost hope just yet.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Swift left on: If every picture or every other picture of you is accompanied by your ass(Yes, I know, they are connected)
AND YES, some here may know me as an Ass Connoisseur, but, if I am looking for a decent woman, I would hope she keeps some saved for the bedroom, I'm not a prude, but it's tiresome. If I wanted to see so much ass, I'd close the app and open up Xhamster/Pornhub. I don't mind a couple, but if your crowning achievement is the bottom part of your body that releases shit, then you might want to rethink life. This comes off as hypocritical, but I'm dead serious. There is too much ass out there, atm... Assoverload!
Polyamorous
Unicorn Seekers
Leftists/Conservatives
Pronoun Usage of the Modern kind
Raves
World Traveling(are they even on the right fucking app?)
Burning Man(Raves?)
Children
Here for a Fun time not a Long time
Automatic left on people looking for fucking Creatives, lol, fucking-lol
Alcoholic; posing in multiple pics at parties, with booze(I've nearly quit, myself)
Content Creator

There's probably more, but I am quite certain that people who have posted before me, have got it covered.

 

[GardenOfAbbylon]

I don't use dating apps, but i'd swipe left on men