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[Mossybrew]

I am grateful they put a demo out for us to try because it definitely helped me dodge a bullet.

the lackluster visuals, the periodic input lag, the rote combat and world design. Nothing about the demo felt like a current gen game

But gaming is too expensive a hobby for me to drop $70+ on this mediocrity.

Yup, exactly this. Might check it out someday when it's around 20 bucks and I'm bored, but that's about it.

 

[rofif]

Callisto Protocol is 70 on consoles and 68 metacritic on pc.
Cmon now. Callisto was straight up trash that offended me with terrible combat, story, characters, backtracking and ending.
It can't be possible worse than callisto... right ?!.. right ?!

 

[Mister Wolf]

So when can we expect to be called bigots for not wanting to play it?

 

[Art The Clown]

I’ll get it when it’s <$20

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

So when can we expect to be called bigots for not wanting to play it?

On GameFAQs some dorks are already insinuating that it got hated on just for having a black protagonist.

 

[Mister Wolf]

On GameFAQs some dorks are already insinuating that it got hated on just for having a black protagonist.

Like clockwork.

 

[GHG]

On GameFAQs some dorks are already insinuating that it got hated on just for having a black protagonist.

Ethical Gamers™

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Hard to tell how much she contributed as the game has several writters and she joined the writting team later. She did a good job with the Uncharted 1 and 2 but thats all the praise i can give her.

Legacy of Kain series. It is what she is best known for in fact.

 

[geary]

You know a game is bad when the review score is lower than the price tag.

 

[cinnamonandgravy]

Callisto was straight up trash that offended me

heard it's been talking crap about your mom too

 

[rofif]

heard it's been talking crap about your mom too

surely felt that way before I kicked it out of the house !

 

[Jaybe]

On GameFAQs some dorks are already insinuating that it got hated on just for having a black protagonist.

They should go buy a copy then, but we know they won’t.

 

[Guilty_AI]

Callisto Protocol is 70 on consoles and 68 metacritic on pc.
Cmon now. Callisto was straight up trash that offended me with terrible combat, story, characters, backtracking and ending.
It can't be possible worse than callisto... right ?!.. right ?!

Your $70 investment will let you find out pretty soon

 

[Black_Stride]

it was an innocuous, interesting thing i thought for a half a second and posted. . U getting ur panties in a wad, is a U problem. not a me problem. Its a joke. I know ppl aren't allowed to be funny in the year of our lord 2023 anymore.
if this hurts ur feelings im sure resetera would like some new members.

the game does interest me. I have a PS5. i use mainly for exclusives. I've played the demo. I didn't hate it. Thought it was okayish but empty and boring. I haven't even read or watched 1 review yet. I just saw this thread and ppl all predicting 60s and checked the metacritic

That was humor?

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Then you have Polygon whining about how they dared to portray a black person without making her race/victimhood a part of the plot

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Oddly enough, this is the first Saints Row I played through.

You... You need to rectify this, asap!

The previous were all good in their own ways.
1 Was a bit barebones and seemed a GTA spin off
2 Was a bit more meaty with lots of jank, but it was still great
3 Went off the wall and was a cracking jaunt when you got stuck in
4 Was, well, it went a bit mental and was utterly brilliant for it

I'd rate four as my favourite. Zinyak is without a doubt one of the best tyrants in gaming.

 

[SmokedMeat]

Then you have Polygon whining about how they dared to portray a black person without making her race/victimhood a part of the plot

Polygon’s going to write a complaint no matter what. Developers are damned no matter what they do or don’t do.

 

[rofif]

Your $70 investment will let you find out pretty soon

You really make the 70$ sound like it's my life savings lol.
It's just 1 game. I don't have kids lol. It doesn't matter

 

[sloppyjoe_gamer]

More cringe dialogue



Who thinks this is engaging dialogue that people would want to sit through? Yikes

 

[Guilty_AI]

You really make the 70$ sound like it's my life savings lol.
It's just 1 game. I don't have kids lol. It doesn't matter

Eh, its not enough to make you starve, but its enough to make you think things like "i can't believe i paid $70 on this crap".

 

[rofif]

Eh, its not enough to make you starve, but its enough to make you think things like "i can't believe i paid $70 on this crap".

For sure.
I am responsible enough to not buy every game that smack me in my stupid face.
But (very rarely) I can sell games since I buy physical on console.

On the contrary - Vampire Survivors was 1$ in early access and I got 95 hours in that bitch. So the balance gotta go somewhere lol

 

[geary]

More cringe dialogue



Who thinks this is engaging dialogue that people would want to sit through? Yikes

Check the twitter replies…Lot of people think this is good dialogue. And if you dont think that you are racist. The mental gymnastics is insane.

 

[Ulysses 31]

More cringe dialogue



Who thinks this is engaging dialogue that people would want to sit through? Yikes

I'm sure we'll see Forspoken cringe compilations soon enough.

 

[Traxtech]

Game is way better playing it in Japanese

 

[Fake]

Check the twitter replies…Lot of people think this is good dialogue.

This is a self answer reply. Just like saying 'everyone will boycot Hogwarts Legacy' because twitter replies. Is part of the Twitter culture to be cringe, a bit similar to Tik Tok. If you doubt just check the videos/pictures they keep posting and keep earning likes.

 

[Denton]

Then you have Polygon whining about how they dared to portray a black person without making her race/victimhood a part of the plot

Holy shit that's hilarious. They are actively complaining the game treats her as anyone. Effectively they are complaining the game isn't more racist.

 

[Billbofet]

Go back further and stop Joss Whedon

More cringe dialogue



Who thinks this is engaging dialogue that people would want to sit through? Yikes

It's the MCU-ifying of humor. Turn snark up to 11 and never acknowledge any life-threatening situation - instead be annoyed by it.
Humor gold!!

 

[johnjohn]

This game didn’t have one good showing, so the reviews aren’t surprising. One of the blandest looking open worlds I’ve seen.

 

[winjer]

More cringe dialogue



Who thinks this is engaging dialogue that people would want to sit through? Yikes

Damn, this is some bad writing. And the delivery by the actors doesn't do it any favors.

 

[Draugoth]

I kinda feel bad for the devs tbf

 

[geary]

I kinda feel bad for the devs tbf

PEGI18…This shit cant get any better…no pun intended

 

[Goalus]

Sounds like it is a 'Gamepass game', I think I'll enjoy playing it eventually, but will happily wait until I can play it as part of a subscription (most likely PS+ I guess).

To me it sounds like a Playstation-exclusive game. Which it is.

 

[semiconscious]

Then you have Polygon whining about how they dared to portray a black person without making her race/victimhood a part of the plot

i'm thinking that they're just never happy - from their mafia 3 review:

Mafia 3's goals are ambitious and even laudable, but to tell a serious story about race, especially within the form of an open-world action game, requires heavy lifting. For all of the writing's attempts to push the genre forward, its game design is trapped in the open-world conventions of five years ago. That stale foundation isn't strong enough to hold the weight of Mafia 3's words — even if they're words that are worth hearing...

i mean, even when it's a game that's all about race, they're still not satisfied - it's them damn 5 year old design conventions! gets'm every time...

 

[JLB]

Game is way better playing it in Japanese

Based on what I saw, its better playing it without volume and a scotch tape on the lower part of the screen

 

[Fuz]

Please give me back a little hope in humanity, please tell me at least 1 reviewer mentioned the shitty camera.

 

[It's all in the wrist]

So when can we expect to be called bigots for not wanting to play it?

As soon as you hear people trash the game for being too woke.

 

[Oddvintagechap]

Probably still has better writing than TLoU 2.

I actually have no problem with the dialogue, but still everyone bitching.

i thought the guy from Kinda Funny wrote this? Garry whitta

him also, but this is suppose to be her comeback game after Stars Wars “Ragtag” was dropped.

 

[Hendrick's]

The kids in this game, holy fuck what happend

 

[Fuz]

I hope new Nvidia drivers are released soon with this game on the GFE list.
RTGI will save this world.

This is a Reshade mod, not RT.

 

[GymWolf]

Would like a word

You mean the game with the annoying unfunny brat that says fuck every 5 words?

 

[ShadyAcshuns]

Check the twitter replies…Lot of people think this is good dialogue. And if you dont think that you are racist. The mental gymnastics is insane.

Can't even attempt dialog with people like that. Such a shame that some have drawn lines in the sand.

 

[Bo_Hazem]

So, let me get this straight.

 

[sendit]

PEGI18…This shit cant get any better…no pun intended

+1 would definitely peg

 

[Bo_Hazem]

The kids in this game, holy fuck what happend

That's Assassin's Creed Valhalla:

The Children In Assassin's Creed Valhalla Are Terrifying

Thank god it's just a game, because these kids are straight up terrifying.

www.gameinformer.com

 

[GymWolf]

muhahahahah

this guy was banned from reeee for (1 Month): Xenophobic Generalization; for this post in regard to the writing of the game:

it makes me slightly worried about FF16. Japanese style of writing to those in the west can came across a jarring or corny.

Localisation and converting scripts should be much better than it is.


Imagine being banned for a month for that

 

[Bo_Hazem]

muhahahahah

this guy was banned from reeee for (1 Month): Xenophobic Generalization; for this post in regard to the writing of the game:

it makes me slightly worried about FF16. Japanese style of writing to those in the west can came across a jarring or corny.

Localisation and converting scripts should be much better than it is.


Imagine being banned for a month for that

I think mods out there have the ban option next to the Reaction/Quote/Reply options. They're so addicted to banning so they made it very convenient and easy to ban.

 

[Outlier]

I dunno. I chuckled at that. I like the comedic banter between them. I hope she learns to stop being such a bich as the story progresses. lol

 

[GhostOfTsu]

The kids in this game, holy fuck what happend

That's not even from Forspoken. Not sure why you're spreading misinformation in your own thread. https://www.gameinformer.com/2020/11/30/the-children-in-assassins-creed-valhalla-are-terrifying

 

[Bo_Hazem]

I dunno. I chuckled at that. I like the comedic banter between them. I hope she learns to stop being such a bich as the story progresses. lol

I think it's just a Japanese way of humor translated to English. We kinda accept such bullshit when they look like weebs.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Was this a Japanese produced game but with people from America working on it?