vas_a_morir said:Not related? Go for it, dude.
fuck all the haters go for it!
vas_a_morir said:Not related? Go for it, dude.
Judging by your post, your virgin status, and your Final Fantasy tag, I'm assuming she's not into you at all.FF_VIII said:Is it wrong? Even if she's hot and not related to you? My dads wife already had the daughter before they married and I'm pretty sure she's making moves on me when I go to the house. She's practically some radom girl I know. Except she's my step-sister.
She's probably a total slut, but I'm desperate and it's better then paying for a hooker or an escort since I'd have a higher chance of getting a std.
I take the slut part back, but she's hot. Too hot for me, but she knows I'm a virgin so maybe it's pity sex?
Do I take a condom to the their house when I go up there this weekend?
His dad, you dolt.salva said:So you married her? wtf man?
NLB2 said:Judging by your post, your virgin status, and your Final Fantasy tag, I'm assuming she's not into you at all.
Your avatar was my wallpaper for half a year. Good choice.Husker86 said:
Arde5643 said:His dad, you dolt.
I really want to buy one of those because I heard they're really good. But god damn are they expensive.Uncle said:Take your fleshlight instead.
.Kyoufu said:Dude, the question you have to ask yourself here is:
"Would Dexter hit it?"
Dana Kunze - 175FT DiveMachado said:just wow...woulld you provide me with the full-video link?
Interactive Fiction said:
quit pretending you don't get the reference, GAF
lawblob said:Where's the promised pic of your sister? It shouldn't take this long to find it on your computer. My money says he is frantically looking through Facebook right now trying to find a plausible looking wedding pic.
Don't fool us OP, where's the goods?
blah blah blah, 23 year old virgin blah blah blah
FF_VIII said:Jackpot.
I lied, this thread is a farce.
I just wanted people to think I could actually lose my virginity (I had to use relatives, because it's perverted enough to work!) I need that attention since I don't get it anywhere else.
But alas, you found me out. I salute you sir.
My dad did get together though with another woman, but no daughter
Also, the teenager hormone thing is wrong.
I'm 23.
P.S, About the fleshlight, I had to keep throwing them away since my family kept nearly finding them. That and they're far too loud, and messy. How you supposed to clean the cum out of them when someone's in the kitchen?
Hot damn. I believed your OP, but now I'm not so sure.FF_VIII said:I lied, this thread is a farce.
I just wanted people to think I could actually lose my virginity (I had to use relatives, because it's perverted enough to work!) I need that attention since I don't get it anywhere else.
Interactive Fiction said:
quit pretending you don't get the reference, GAF
FF_VIII said:Jackpot.
I lied, this thread is a farce.
I just wanted people to think I could actually lose my virginity (I had to use relatives, because it's perverted enough to work!) I need that attention since I don't get it anywhere else.
But alas, you found me out. I salute you sir.
My dad did get together though with another woman, but no daughter
Also, the teenager hormone thing is wrong.
I'm 23.
P.S, About the fleshlight, I had to keep throwing them away since my family kept nearly finding them. That and they're far too loud, and messy. How you supposed to clean the cum out of them when someone's in the kitchen?
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lolFF_VIII said:Jackpot.
I lied, this thread is a farce.
I just wanted people to think I could actually lose my virginity (I had to use relatives, because it's perverted enough to work!) I need that attention since I don't get it anywhere else.
But alas, you found me out. I salute you sir.
My dad did get together though with another woman, but no daughter
Also, the teenager hormone thing is wrong.
I'm 23.
P.S, About the fleshlight, I had to keep throwing them away since my family kept nearly finding them. That and they're far too loud, and messy. How you supposed to clean the cum out of them when someone's in the kitchen?
Kimi Shika Iranai was better. But I do have all 8 volumes of Marmalade Boy on my shelf, and I don't even read manga.Interactive Fiction said:
quit pretending you don't get the reference, GAF
Stoney Mason said:http://rebelrockrunners.org/gallery/d/15309-2/ban_him.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
nahh just junior member him for a long...long..very fucking long time.